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Being able to control the growth of your hair and nails

You know why?

Heres my business card.. I pipe bitches nice and hard...

give me a call ladies ;)

well.. i dont want to just punch someone for no reason.. but if they do something stupid i want to just hit them bc ive been a bit of a pushover before and when i think back on moments when people wronged me i realize that i should've done something but instead i just did NOTHING

saliviaaa

Just for the fucking hell of it.. I'm not tryin to say that im some big badass or anything like that, and im not even big or strong.. im just 5'6 140lbs.. max out at 140 on bench press.. not very strong as you can imagine.. but i havent been in one in a while and the last time i was a lost and i want to redeem myself..

sooo im thinking of just starting a fight for a stupid reason..

What do you think about my idea

Go for it!

Grande is for the size of my big fat dick
Platano is for you're moms nice tight clit :D

At 11/16/10 07:44 PM, Jon wrote: It just gives you that vibe, seeing a band live play your favourite melody is just.. there's hardly anything that matches it.

Sex.

At 11/14/10 05:24 PM, Garage wrote: mah boi

Cars

Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Holy shit how much stuff did you buy from walmart?? That receipt is %100 filled up!

Push ups got boring.. I do cock ups now..

If you're an atheist? Bc to be honest i don't understand how you can just be okay with the fact that once you die that's it, there's no more you and you don't even exist. I'm terrified of that.

that's why i'm a christian :D

Same... I'd be devastated if somehow my friends/family found out this was my account..

i is nerd.

Try to go into the display settings and change the resolution to 1080p, or w.e ur tv resolution is... if that doesn't work, try to change the settings of the screen in the game you are trying to play...

And if THAT doesn't work try to turn off ur ps3, and then press and HOLD the power button until it beeps and then let go.

BE GRATEFUL YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! Your mom was preparing you mentally and physically just in case you actually DO get raped as in hardcore penetration

Perhaps I'm being a little bitch right now but I don't like living with my parents anymore, I want to be able to do what I want and all that. You know how it is w/ 15 y.o's. Anyway, I'm just wonderin if life gets better after highschool when you're 18 and you can pretty much do what you want? I know im supposed to be cherishing this and all that but it's not workin out.

How'd your experiences after highschool turn out?

forearm muscles.. deff.

Pull a MW2 ending and throw the knife straight the guy's eye. Awww yeaahh.

The one in Saw 3 where all you have to do is sit back and chill til your friends get out safely.

I just found a BN card that had $20 on it... It was a gift and i forgot I even had it, but anyway, what book should I buy? Please keep in mind I'm 15 and my precious brain is still growing D:

Where are you headed to?

i give it a week.. The temptation is too strong.

and then i says to her, i sa-

HBI

you know what to do.

At 11/8/10 08:32 PM, LDAF wrote: stuf

I...don't understand..

I used to love the little carrot cakes as a kid but now I don't really like em. Weird, huh?

You secretly want to get to know her more... So now it's up to you to decide what you're gonna do:

Be a pussy and forget about her

or

Be a man and follow you're gut

I can't vote w/o knowing what he did first..

Whats my motivation?

VRRRRROOOOOOMMMM