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eh. i just only had my first kiss last summer... damn i feel like a failure now but its whatever man, who cares? go at your own pace.

Im almost 16 now... still havent gotten laid.. i'd give it a year, maybe two depending on how things are going with the ladies..

utterly terrible

At 1/1/11 10:48 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Psych, Burn Notice, Royal Pains, and White Collar. As you can tell, I'm a USA fan...

Pretty much sums up my list.

like 3 hours.. but i was building up for like 3 days before that which is alot for me so the first ejaculation of 2011 was an amazing yet explosive one.

finish up already!!

I'll be sure to check that out

i was an asshole to this girl a while back. we were into eachother, blah blah, and i hurt hurt because i called her all these names and shit and ever since ive regretted it.

Buzz cut? Could you pull off a nice 2 grain w/ a standard line up? I mean since probably most of the NG community is Caucasian and most white guys have long hair, i wouldn't think so..

IMO I think it looks pretty bad. I hate how its dark in the middle where all the content is and then the rest is light blue. I keep thinking that while scrolling i somehow highlighted the entire page..

I know a girl that uses bc pills to help her acne.. idk if that works but thats what i heard.

I think im around the 400 mark.

so then... what exactly is america?

Only those without the size say it doesnt matter.

i love tig bitties.. if you dont then somethings wrong with you D:

Well maybe you might regret it when you're old and britle for not doing something with your life.. but if you're doing what you love then fuck it

during the day i dont watch shit.. but when its like midnight thats when i start watching re-runs of House and adult swim

I was driving through the snow storm and it took me from 4:30 to 11' o clock to get home from NY to PA. Throughout the entire drive you couldn't go more than 20 MPH and it was constant slipping and sliding and everywhere you looked there were accidents ranging from as minor as a bumper tap to major flip- around car accidents..

It took us about 7 hrs. to get home when on a regular day it takes us 3 hrs. Fuck snow.

At 12/27/10 03:52 PM, SuperSilver123 wrote: How about you don't spend it on weed.

Everyone wins.

except him... bc he wants to smoke weed.. DUH

I'm watching alpha dog on USA and everytime the cut to commercials all you see is life insurance ad after ad and its really pissing me off. First of all, why the FUCK would you give ads about death during the Christmas Season? It's supposed to be a happy fucking time!

Second of all, it is starting to get depressing seeing all these old people and knowing that one day you're gonna be just like them. Old, brittle, senile, cant survive by yourself and always needing people to help you out..

USA network fucking sucks. However on a side note Alpha Dog is a pretty good movie.

I fucking love this band..

are most chinese schoolgirls sluts?

2. fuck her tits... then 4.. and fuck her.

No. Just no.

You are Jack's deformed, disgusting penis.

full length HD sex from big titted slut bags VS the SLIGHT chance you might get caught.

... are you gay or something dude? total no brainer

It's because of the huge bots and tankmen hidden in the constant snow of the blizzard.

Warm Tape- Red Hot Chili Peppers

The better your headphones the greater the chilllssss.

At 12/4/10 10:14 PM, RobJohnson wrote: lotion is for chicks.

So not true..

Fucking Asians and their seemingly ageless skin..

My plans are to:
-Finish highschool w/ good grades
-Get into a good college
-Get a fun job

and of course... get laid. hopefully this year if not the next but if im a senior and stilla virgin then im committing suicide