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15... I'm such a loser -.-

5'7''
140 lbs

Im just gonna wear a nice button down shirt w. a pair of jeans.

After calling them all week the lady told me today that they were going to interview me tomorrow :D This is my first job interview.. What should I wear, are there any tips to getting hired, etc?

2 days and im feelin pretty good :) Im going for a new record. I don't even remember the last time i went a week without jackin off....

DO YOU??

They ARE blinds

Rob a bank and spend the remaining year and a half of my life traveling and seeing what most people will never see in their lifetime

At 7/21/11 11:23 PM, Travis wrote: blah

ive been lurking for a while bro,.. i made an account in like 06 but i never use it... but youve been here almost as long as i have!! W. this account i mean.. sooo.... yeah

Pussys.. It aint that bad its just a little heat

NOW HOLD ON JUST A GOD DAMN MINUTE... I thought this was fucking Newgrounds!!! So just because he has a shitload of posts we're goin to believe this story? Was the head good? What type of bird was it?? What was the girls NAME?? Your alibi has way too many holes my friend. (lol)

All ya guys really let me down.. Where are all the 'pics or didn't happen' and 'tits or gtfo' posts?

At 7/19/11 01:03 AM, SexualEmo wrote: My good sir I am not fat. 6" feet tall and 138 pounds is not fat.

underweight

nah.. its hershey park. and i think im just gonna get head.

would i still feel pathetic if i just got a blowjob?

really? not ugly? eat ur fucking words

jesus christ wtf am i thinking. im pretty sure i just convinced myself this is def not the way to go.
im so ashamed i even considered this.

Shes the 1 on the right

this is one of her REALLY REALLY good pics.. which says alot. It makes her look 10x better than she is

Ok so this girl has like no self esteem so she'll fuck practically anyone who gives her a chance. The only reason I wouldn't mind fuckin her is bc she has a fat ass.. sorry if I sound like a pig but im 16 and still a virgin -_-

Anyway, recently I just said fuck it and started chattin her up to find out that she considers herself a "freak". So i talk to her more and she said she would be willing to have sex w. me ( if we were in a relationship). I don't want to date her though. And I kind of feel like I shouldn't fuck an ugly girl for my first time. But my brother always said "pussy don't got a face".

What I'm considering right now is just getting her to suck me off and then cut all ties with her right there.. and dont make me post a pic of her..

7/10.. this is a pretty good score actually

I made it like a 1/16 of the way down the offended page just now and i couldnt watch the pain olympics video.. AGHHHH

i need to hit the gym but hey i least i had the balls to post this

I hope this shit evens out after im done growing because right after i took a shower just now i realized while looking at myself naked in the mirror that my legs are long as hell and my torso is short compared to it.. I look really awkward (while naked).

Also, i need to lose weight but anyway my point is will it even out? When i broke my arm a couple weeks ago the doctor who looked at the x-rays said that my bones still had to grow a bit.

Do you think it's possible my body will fix itself?

Kernkraft 400!!!

At 5/20/11 11:41 PM, kman355 wrote: So im agnostic, and i honestly dont believe in this but...what if it actually happens? Thats what im scared about. The possibility of it happening, eternal suffering, or just what its going to be like. I just hope if it does happen, itll be painless, if not, then ill continue my wonderful life.

if thats how you feel then... arent you gonna feel the same way forever? bc if you dont believe in god then the same things gonna happen anyway.. just sayin. but im christian and i dont believe the worlds gonna end tomorrow.

i dont want it to either.. i still have too much of my life to live to be taken off earth so soon

come onnn anyone?

I dont know the details but my brothers ankle was fractured because he was being a retard but anyway, his ankle turned out to be fractured.

Is he gonna have to get a cast orrr what? I dont think its THAT serious bc he can walk (w. a limp obv)

The Payback- James Brown... can't get it out of my head man!

I never got caught fappin but my while my whole family was over for thanksgiving last year i had downloaded some porn for my stash but somehow one of the videos made their way onto my itunes. So my 2 brothers, and 2 girl cousins and 2 guy cousins saw that i had porn on my computer... and im assuming they knew why i had it on there for -.-

At 5/7/11 04:47 PM, Lagatag wrote: Nostalgia isn't a verb

i lost again..

blah blah

At 5/5/11 05:32 PM, SG3 wrote: People who lose to this are cool people.

you asshole !