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I thought you were dead!

The only decent advice I can give you now is to get something that can plug up your ass.

or else.

I never really understood why people like smoking ciggs?...

Non-believer..

I don't really have anything against them... They get annoying with the animal cruelty bullshit at times but it's whatever.

I are cool now? :D

remember to lock your doors every night and start carrying around a knife wherever you go.

I'd scare people into thinking I'm a serial killer by showing them the hand of a black man.

Whats my motivation?

Usually when I go to sleep, I don't have dreams. I close my eyes and after what feels like an hour I wake up and find it's time for school. Today was one of those rare days when I actually had a vivid dream. It was confusing, but pretty fucking cool and I'm gonna tell you what happened.

Lucky you.

Now be warned, at times my dream won't make sense at all and the ending is going to be rather disappointing... so with that being said, it started like this:

For some reason I was at the mall with my cousin, Jimmy. So we're walking around enjoying ourselves just talking and messing around when we come up to a "tobacco" booth. We bought king sized papers and we exit the mall. When we're in his car he rolls up a nice fat joint and we smoke up with this random white dude ( I didn't question this, in my dream it seems like we knew each other pretty well).

We drove all the way from some mall in Pennsylvania to somewhere in the Bronx while smoking joints through the whole trip. As we are pulling up to our destination, which was my old neighborhood, we see some fine ass chick washing her car. idk why that's relevant, but my dream focused in on it.

My little cousins and their friends were playing a friendly game of baseball in the middle of the street when I arrived.. It looked like some sort of family reunion, since so much of my family was there. I was walking over about to greet everyone when it happened. Please remember I was still high from the pot I just finished smoking so what happened seemed much more intense. Anyway, the little kids were the first to notice a huge UFO flying overhead. It looked like the traditional flying saucer but there was something so intimidating about it. I got scared out of my fucking mind and I start sprinting away.

In slow motion while I was sprinting I started hearing a deafening rumbling noise and I also notice that all over the skies there were these UFOs. It seemed like some sort of organized invasion. And then everything went silent for a half second. After that there was this earthquake-like feeling and everything started fading into a blue tint. As my vision was being fogged, I could faintly make out huge beams of just pure energy being shot down from the UFOs and I started rising too. I thought to myself " holy shit it's the end of the world, god help us all". Then it cut to some sort of videogame loading screen. It was a dark blue backround and in a neat white font it read " please wait, complete departure from earth is almost complete".

After about a minute I wake up in my old apartment, and I see my cousin Pedro, and my favorite uncle. None of us know what's going on. We looked out the window and everything looked fine. It was a bright sunny day in New York. Everything in the apartment was exactly how it was when I used to live there except for one thing: there was no door. We couldn't leave. The window was indestructible and so where the walls, floor, and ceiling.

Then all of a sudden the flat screen tv turns on and theres this sort of menu. It looked pretty high tech and out of this world-ish. The menu only had 3 options.

1. Re-live past memories
2. Sleep
3. Disconnect

We decided to relive past memories but that's when I finally woke up. My description of this dream isn't doing it ANY justice at all. It may sound really gay from the way I'm telling it, but it IS a bit foggy. I had it like 8 hrs ago. And I'm not really an award winning writer either. But that was hands down my weirdest dream to date. I wish I knew what happened though. I mean was I abducted?
Was it just some weird way of transferring into the afterlife? Did I pass out and have this crazy dream from the weed? Idk.

TL;DR: I had a weird dream, share yours.

baseball bat !

I feel like such a failure

suicide is the only answer

TIS I THE 29th!

Let the posts cease

or let the scramble to be the 29th begin.

After the 28th post no one is gonna post and this thread is gonna die.

nahh, some smartass just has to prove me wrong.

At 9/14/10 04:34 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: The back of the sofa.

Samsies !!

None of my posts are ever funny..

At 9/13/10 07:58 PM, TypicalFemale wrote: Its not just the internet, its in everyday life. Its such a horrible thing. The internet just makes thigns worse with things like cyber bullying

...Give it a rest, dude. You're a lousy troll.

Anyway, I'm NOT on the list..

This has to be planned out..

At 9/13/10 05:20 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Enjoy killing your braincells with all the smoke.

You don't kill brain cells by smoking, dude..

hmm...

I can make this thread fail.

Dude... Just buy some fucking weed.

At 9/12/10 05:59 PM, 3dog14 wrote: Ava Devine too..

I came..

I love her but she speaks a little too dirty for my liking. Plus, she screams really loud and it gets kinda annoyin..

At 9/12/10 05:54 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: We get paid for each ban we hand out. Which is why we're all such nazis.

If this is true, does the duration of the ban control how much money you get?

Let's explore the possible routes you can take.

A) Lets say you drop out of school. For a while you live a happy life with no responsibility at all, staying at home playing 360 and beatin' off. But once you become an adult, your life will go to complete shit. No one will hire someone without a high school diploma, so you will have to live with your mom for the rest of your life. Have fun.

B) You stop being a fucking bitch and finish school and get a somewhat decent job.

When I'm in one of "those" moods I always think someones in the room just watching me lay in my bed. It freaks me the fuck out.

Cherokee D'Ass.

nuff' said.

Haybaybee.. am i the average one

At 9/11/10 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: "Excuse me," she says. "There's something I need to show you."

Her jeans fall around her ankles, and I stare at a monstrous penis, hard and bigger than mine. "That's no problem," I say, before dropping to my knees and nibbling her foreskin. It had a bit of cock snot on, which tasted terrible.

God dammit. I was just about to get my cock out and get to work. Fuck the French.