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Response to: Newgrounds Stickam Chat Posted June 21st, 2011 in General

Room blew up on me, can't get it to load, error 500. So I guess im out for the time being.

Response to: Obama blames ATMs for unemployment Posted June 21st, 2011 in Politics

Oba,a can smd. Over a dozen thousand jobs exist because of atms as a matter of fact. Someone has to fix them, replenish the cash stock in them, monitor them security wise, and watch the backs of techs with a gun to make sure someone doesn't try to rob them.

Response to: 51yo marries a16yo Posted June 21st, 2011 in General

How catty and insecure of you morichax.

Response to: Newgrounds Stickam Chat Posted June 20th, 2011 in General

My phone browser keeps closing for some reason.

Response to: Captain America the First Avenger Posted June 20th, 2011 in General

At 6/20/11 02:32 AM, TheJamoke wrote: Letting one guy play two superheros from the Marvel franchise is fucking lame.

They could/should have picked a different/better actor than pretty-boy Evans.

It makes logical sense however as many superheroes, mutants, and villains are clones and past or present versions of themselves in alternate universes or timelines.

Response to: Captain America the First Avenger Posted June 20th, 2011 in General

Captain america was a member of the invaders, which predates the avengers and was founded to combat the nazis during world war 2. He has teamed up with the avengers, but is not a founding member of them.

I want to see some bucky barnes in this movie.

Response to: Just got my wisdom teeth out. Posted June 19th, 2011 in General

I still have all 4 of my wisdom teeth and no real probelms with them, but the fact that they get food stuck in them in the back wheee my tongue has a hard time reaching is annoying as fuck. Brushing them is equallh annoying as they are back far enough to cause me to gag if I slip with the tooth brush at all.

Response to: BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER (hoo).. Posted June 18th, 2011 in General

At 6/18/11 12:25 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:
At 6/18/11 12:09 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote:
At 6/17/11 11:55 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: I make song lyric threads and all I get is shit

I get shit

Fuck you

Fuck this
Fuck you gobble.

JUST LIKE THE WHITE WINGED DOVE (sings a song sounds like she's singin)

OOOOOOH BABY OOOOOOH OOOOOOH
ALL YOUR LIFE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN, WOMAN, TAKEN BY THE WIIIIIIND

WOULD YOU STAY IF SHE PROMISED YOU HEAVEN?

WILL YOU EVER WIIIN? WILL YOU EVER WIIIN?

RHIAAAAAAAANNNNNOOOOONNNN

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME YOU GIVE LOOOOOOOVE A BAD NAME

I PLAYED MY PART YOU PLAYED YOUR GAME YOU GIVE LOOOOOOOVE A BAD NAME

Response to: BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER (hoo).. Posted June 18th, 2011 in General

At 6/17/11 11:55 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: I make song lyric threads and all I get is shit

I get shit

Fuck you

Fuck this

Fuck you gobble.

JUST LIKE THE WHITE WINGED DOVE (sings a song sounds like she's singin)

OOOOOOH BABY OOOOOOH OOOOOOH

Response to: I need to lose my virginity, fast! Posted June 17th, 2011 in General

At 6/17/11 12:46 PM, Fluffington wrote: Craigslist.

Std's and fat chicks.

Response to: I need to lose my virginity, fast! Posted June 17th, 2011 in General

Its easy to not care about something you've never had. If you've got nothing to spew but bad attitude and really shitty, unhelpful vague advice, then I would suggest you pm a mod requesting a 4 year ban until you do get laid.

Response to: EA screws-up some more Posted June 17th, 2011 in Video Games

At 6/17/11 10:59 AM, Asperchu wrote: SUCKS TO BE A PC GAMER.

Sure doesn't. Because crysis2 isn't really relevant in gaming. One of those games that will be forgotten quickly. Now, hush while I count the number of zipper teeth on this marine's vest that my graphics card nicely drew up for me and that your shit console can't reproduce.

Response to: I need to lose my virginity, fast! Posted June 17th, 2011 in General

Ditch the green day, world map, and whatever the hell cartoon blanket that is. That, and those stars. Ditch the stars. Here. Take a look at this. I get pussy.

Is that a rose you ask? Why yes, yes it is. That is a mink blanket that I dropped about 120 USD for, and its worth every penny. Its soft as all hell, and its huge and great for keeping warm. The ladies love it. What I've got going on here, is the mature, dark tone setup right here. Dark pillows to match the brown outline of the blanket, and a lighter set of plain grey sheets to contrast. No posters on the wall next to my bed either. I burn incense about once a week in my room as well to keep it smelling nice, and I make sure to keep my room clean as top priority. The ladies will understand if the rest of the house is trashed because your room mates are pigs, but if your room is trashed as well, its going to be a no go. Try to keep at least one bathroom tidy as well for her use during her stay, and you'll be golden. This of course is all relevant for casual hookups. If she is going to stay around for an extended period of time, you should make an effort to keep the rest of the house clean as well.

I need to lose my virginity, fast!

Response to: How Many Beers Would It Take? Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

At 6/14/11 01:52 AM, McGangbang wrote:
At 6/14/11 01:47 AM, RyderOmega wrote: PfffffffffftHAHAHAHA! I've been drinking shots at a younger age than 14!

Beer tastes disgusting though, I'd rather take shots.
rite!?

It tastes disgusting because neither of you have a full beard on your face and a mass of hair on your chest. This topic is about beer. Not girly bitch drinks.

There are only 4 ngers that I would fuck at >6 drinks. After 14 drinks, im fair game as I'd be passing out at that point. Imd fuck a lot female ngers at after 6 drinks that I wouldn't even give a second glance at with a bit of a buzz.

Response to: Outcasts unite. Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

At 6/16/11 06:36 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:
Well I honestly didn't really read your post. My mistake, sorry.

Looks like an idiot, sounds like an idiot, must be an idiot.

Response to: Have You Ever Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

At 6/16/11 05:57 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: no that's stupid

Kind of like your shitty post with complete absence of grammar and punctuation.

Response to: Dont fucking cry Posted June 15th, 2011 in General

At 6/15/11 02:24 PM, DarkMatter wrote: golden retrievers are just those kind of pups, the longer it is you don't see them the more amazed they are when you return.

Seeing that this guy was in the armed forces he had to be gone for at least 10 months, but probably no less than 12.

I believe the Army is 12 month tours, while Marines have 14 months. Cute dog.

Depends on occupational specialty. Army infantry have been known to do 16 month tours.

Response to: Comrade And Cootie: Big Day Out! Posted June 11th, 2011 in General

At 6/11/11 06:18 PM, Cootie wrote:
I have cleaned plenty of debris and donated medical supplies and tents and spent a ton of money. I deserve to have some fun with it and pretend zombie world is real.

Donations are jus that. Donations. You aren't entitled to anything. So, I suggest you lose the entitled attitude before a house collapses on you or you die from a gas leak. As I said. Such a place is not a playground, don't treat it as such. Live wires flow through some of those houses still. Would be a shame to read a news article about you dying from something completely stupid as that because hurr hurr pictures in a leveled town oh man so cool.

Response to: Comrade And Cootie: Big Day Out! Posted June 11th, 2011 in General

At 6/11/11 02:35 PM, Boss wrote: were you allowed to take the deceased's ruined stuff

And this is exactly why the nat'l guard is turning people around. A ruined town is not a fucking playground regardless of what op thinks.

Response to: Comrade And Cootie: Big Day Out! Posted June 11th, 2011 in General

In new orleans you would have been arrested or shot for looting. You guys are trespassing and violating the privacy of lots of people. Not to mention exposing yourself to god knows what which could lead to very serious health problems down the road. I suggest you stop rummaging through people's houses for shits and giggles and either help out, or gtfo.

Response to: How fat is too fat? Posted June 11th, 2011 in General

I fuckdd a fat girl about a week ago. Then I ended up faking the nut because she was loose and pretty much just lied there. Pretty bad experience. Never again.

But at the same time, you will not catch me with a skinny girl who stabs me with her pelvic bones whenever she sits on my lap. GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD ASHERZ. BONES ARE NOT PRETTY. INSTEAD OF DOING THAT SHITTY DIET AND BEING LAZY ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT LOSS, PUT EFFORT INTO IT AND WORK OUT.

Response to: StarF68 got modded Posted June 9th, 2011 in General

At 6/9/11 04:24 PM, StarF68 wrote: Thanks to everyone!

I shall do my best to be a stern but fair mod.

And I look forward to keeping you all in line. ;)

Forum mods having control is an illusion. Get ready to pull your hair out over that fact.

Response to: Newgrounds Stickam Chat Posted June 7th, 2011 in General

At 6/7/11 05:57 PM, HighWay wrote:
At 6/7/11 05:55 PM, JohnnyDamon wrote: Someone make a room already. Im on my mobile and I can't :(
um the room works fine maybe its you that isn't working.

Um the room works fine on a laptop/tabletop configuration but is unaccessible when linked the way that bees has linked it. Maybe you're just a pleb though with a really shitty phone.

Response to: Newgrounds Stickam Chat Posted June 7th, 2011 in General

Someone make a room already. Im on my mobile and I can't :(

Response to: A Thread for Battlefield 3 Posted June 7th, 2011 in Video Games

At 6/7/11 12:04 PM, LiquidOoze wrote: It's funny because PC gamers are probably gonna pay 5x more than the actual game because they have to power up their PC's.

Its funny because you are probably posting from a pc anyways which was a separate cost from a console. So you are probably in the hole as much, if not more than a pc player. Pc all the way. Better gaming experience, more functionality, less 12 year olds. Awwwww yeeeeah. This game was built ground up for the pc, and the experience will be so much more on the pc than on any crap console wich will be out dated in the next couple years anyways.

Response to: Game of Thrones (Show) Posted June 7th, 2011 in General

At 6/5/11 10:52 PM, Ryan wrote: Lose two fingers from a big ass wolf?

Shrug it off and laugh like its the funniest thing ever.

I love this show.

That's a direwolf bro. Much more experience points in killing those.

Right boo?

Game of Thrones (Show)

Response to: So your a boss in a game... Posted June 6th, 2011 in Video Games

At 5/31/11 12:38 PM, Travis wrote: I would have my normal features, but I would be mainly like Sephiroth. I would fight like Emerald Weapon (Yup, suck on it bitches). My fight song would more than likely be One Winged Angel...

Damn I'm creative.

That last line was sarcasm right?

Response to: iPhone or Android phone? Posted June 6th, 2011 in General

Androids because flash.

Response to: What Sports Do You Play Best At? Posted June 1st, 2011 in General

American football.

I have mad juking skills.

Response to: Buffalo Wild Wings Posted June 1st, 2011 in General

At 6/1/11 01:30 PM, agustana wrote:
Plus, you're right about the atmosphere. It's rowdy, it's dark, there's a bar on one side and some peace on the other. I love playing the games on the TV's.

They let kids in, and by that definition, it is NOT rowdy. Hell, they don't serve pig lips, have peanuts on the bar, or even crackers at the bar.

The more kids, the less room for people that actually matter.