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At 6/28/11 06:00 AM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 6/28/11 02:48 AM, daethdrain wrote: Stickam early in the morning intriguing shit happens.

no it doesn't

It does in the afternoon though, when people actually feel the need to congregate.

I need a cigarette.

Gimmick is a pretty shit user.

At 6/26/11 04:17 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: I've seen a picture of you. Needless you say, you're hideous.

Your one to talk bitch boy cry baby wrist slicer.

You guys live in the Uk, THE U FREAKING K. Until you boots are melting on pavement and you are cooking eggs on you vehicles like people in the middle east have been for decades, HUSH. Also, bbm, you legs might not feel like tape if ya know, you lost about 40 pounds.

At 6/27/11 03:19 PM, Luis wrote: Basically what Elfer already said.

In america, the wait staff is often not paid even minimum wage, the idea being that the tip covers the balance of it. I think if waiters were paid the minimum wage as a default, they would be less dependent on the tipping aspect of it.

Japanese bartenders that were fast as hell and very pleasant at the NYC karaoke bar.

WELP, TIME FOR MY DRUNK ASS TO GIVE THEM A 75% TIP.

At 6/27/11 12:49 PM, Smittytheghost wrote:

At 6/27/11 02:20 AM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:

At 6/27/11 02:16 AM, zooos wrote:
The part about the scientists does seem pretty outlandish and some religious people do actually believe science is all lies.

ICP's "religion" states that all scientists are liars and are going to hell. How's that mathematical science called "music" working for you ICP?

There is no I.C.P. religion. Listen to this, really listen, and you might understand.
Thy Unveiling

Everyone else disagrees.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Carniv al_(Insane_Clown_Posse)

At 6/27/11 06:49 AM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: Oh americans, you're funny. I don't know how you prepared that foie gras, but if it didn't taste good, then you obviously did it wrong.

Pox is canadian. Therefore french.

Lurk more, fail less.

Tako Yaki is fucking delicious.

At 6/27/11 02:18 AM, l0vemetal wrote:
really though. don't get too nervous or beat yourself up over it. i've 'experienced' a few gals that absolutely suck at sex.

Did they rag doll on you? I absolutely hate that shit.

Actually I didn't cum the first time or second time I had sex. Plowed her for >50 minutes, and I wasn't getting anywhere. Spent too much time death gripping between the ages of 14-16.

I didn't mind though. I soon had a reputation around school as being a fucking stallion.

At 6/24/11 02:56 PM, Ejit wrote: Lol the reason it's quiet is instead of coming in and saying stuff people come in and be all "oh it's fucken DEAD" then leave as though their entertainment is everyone else's concern

This ^^^^^

You want to the room to be entertaining, make it entertaining. Then the chat will perpetuate itself. Selfish cunts. Wanting to put no effort into something but wanting all the payoff.

At 6/24/11 08:44 PM, Noonga wrote:
Be more lighthearted you stupid cunt, this forum is tightassed enough already, seriously fuck you and go back to your Stickam with Bees and Cookies and Gagsy and all the boyz and do your little 'popularity' contests there herp derp

Wegra doesn't come on stickam. HERP DERP.

Wade would be glad if you died while driving high.

Dear OP, Alcohol does not create an alternate personality. It simply removes your inhibitions. If you are an asshole while sober, you'll be an even bigger asshole when you are drunk.

Thanks.

At 6/24/11 06:57 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: I'm not touching drugs as to not risk being locked out of enlisting in the Marine Corps, and alcohol isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Do you know how many military members have been hit with drug charges before they enlisted?

Lots.

At 6/24/11 06:59 PM, RyanBustersword123 wrote:
but only for a month, and i have a decent pc if someone wants to ask
dual core, 2gb ram, nvidia 8600 gt

Circa 2007, that's a decent PC.

At 6/24/11 12:41 PM, Cootie wrote: Being drunk is okay if you know your limit. Just get to the point you to where you feel like you don't have a care in the world and you will be fine. Don't be one of those obnoxious motherfuckers that gets so drunk they stumble about and talk about random shit... and then puke in some guys shoes.

Obnoxious? Are you joking? Thats the best part. Coming home with a story the next day about that dumbshit who threw up all over your ex girlfriend.

You guys don't know how to party.

I think they are shit. Goddamn hipsters.

At 6/24/11 06:10 PM, SomaGuye wrote:

At 6/24/11 06:04 PM, Newgrundling wrote:

At 6/24/11 06:03 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: Only in America would the government be so foolish as to give people the right to bear arms.

What?

Bear arms.

Bear arms?

At 6/24/11 12:22 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Is there something about yourself you aren't telling us that is causing you to have such a high rate? Like were you busted for illegally drinking? Or have some kind of criminal record? :P

No. It's just that the UK has a retardedly high insurance rate for young people.

At 6/24/11 05:16 PM, Rawnern wrote:

At 6/24/11 05:13 PM, JohnnyDamon wrote: Time to mail your laptop in for repairs.

I bought this PC in January 2011 (six months ago). I've been extremly careful with it.

And this is why I won't buy a laptop.

Because crap like this. If I need to repair my desktop, I spend 30 seconds pulling off the cover, and I have access to every component inside.

You? You don't have much choice bud.

At 6/24/11 05:15 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
I have Oblivion for both Xbox and PS3, bro

So then you should know how glitchy it is on consoles.

At 6/24/11 05:14 PM, Suprememessage wrote: My computer does the same thing, and its an energy star. I think its the thermal paste in my damn toshiba. Or maybe just the fan isn't working.

I would suggest cleaning any dust particles out of it if possible.

Time to mail your laptop in for repairs.

At 6/24/11 03:16 PM, Chazz wrote:
Also if you can't make your decision on your own, you have no place getting em.

So sayeth the welfare whale bum.

At 6/23/11 06:16 AM, Supasang wrote:

At 6/23/11 06:14 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote:

At 6/23/11 06:11 AM, Zodiac wrote:
im 21 with a full beard i mean i obviously am old enough to grow a beard since i signed up for NG like what 8 years ago?

Sign up dates don't count for much.

But yeah, pix or gtfo. Facial hair doesn't mean jack shit regarding masculinity or being a man. Plenty of boys grow facial hair.

Sais the o forer Lululul (Yes My sign up date implies im 3 years old)

Back to on topic, and forget all the piss poor attempts at derailment.

39.99 is kinda steep. But its warm. And they make them with bills on the front as if it were a baseball cap.

At 6/23/11 06:11 AM, Zodiac wrote:
im 21 with a full beard i mean i obviously am old enough to grow a beard since i signed up for NG like what 8 years ago?

Sign up dates don't count for much.

But yeah, pix or gtfo. Facial hair doesn't mean jack shit regarding masculinity or being a man. Plenty of boys grow facial hair.

Fuck the >9% unemployment rate, stretching of our military, and looming debt.

Let's fight people over territory sans napoleon.

At 6/20/11 01:16 PM, naronic wrote: what I'm saying is were reaching the forte of potential for realism.
There's not much you can do after you've included destructible environments outside of simply updating the gameplay every release.

Lies. Games can reach much greater heights of realism in the fps genre, however most people wouldn't buy it because they would not be able to spam grenades and rockets at everyone. Rpgs would be incredibly inneffective against mbts, individual riflemen would perhaps only be able to take three 5.56s to the chest/back, once a combatant was wounded severely they would need actual patching up and evac, firefights would be at greater distances between 75 and 200 meters, and all of you would rage at the difficulty and inability to jump your own height while hip firing an lmg.

Realistic games exist, you guys just don't play them and likely have not heard of them. An example of one, would be project reality; a mod for battlefield 2. Tanks take 15-20 minutes to spawn, can only be repaired at ammo dumps/garages, sniping takes actual skill and patience, as you are unable to lie prone and immediately make an accurate shot, no ammo counters exist, and computer and guidance systems must warm up on a tank or other vehicle before turrets can be rotated, guns fired, or helicopters take off. Did I mention the incredibly long respawn times of 45 seconds to 5 minutes to simulate redeployment of forces?

I am posting from my phone, so I cannot provide links, but this thread has been done at least 3 times and recently too. Let's use the search bar eh? Its what its there for.