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Response to: 15 year old dies, four loko blamed. Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

At 5/26/11 03:50 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 5/26/11 03:42 AM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Goddammit gagsy. I was not talking about your smoker's fetish.

(lol)
You can't flaunt a photograph of a sexy man WITH facial stubble smoking a cigerette and expect me not to get aroused.

.

15 year old dies, four loko blamed.

Response to: I have 15 dollars newgrounds. Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

At 5/26/11 05:07 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote:
At 5/26/11 05:05 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote: God I feel like a goddamn *Gasp* hipster for saying that, and saying the following: I smoke natural american spirits.
I do love American Spirits man, good choice.

You smoke Periques?

Nope, dark greens menthol box. Can't get Periques around here :(

Response to: I have 15 dollars newgrounds. Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

At 5/26/11 04:47 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote:
At 5/26/11 04:45 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote:
At 5/26/11 04:19 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: One pack of Camel Turkish Golds,
........Do you smoke whatever shit tobacco you can bum off of homeless folk?
It's all preference man. I've tried everything.

Turkish Royals are the superior Camel cigarette though.

The mainstream brand cigarettes burn like napalm and taste like chemicals though.

God I feel like a goddamn *Gasp* hipster for saying that, and saying the following: I smoke natural american spirits.

Response to: I have 15 dollars newgrounds. Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

At 5/26/11 04:19 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: One pack of Camel Turkish Golds,

........Do you smoke whatever shit tobacco you can bum off of homeless folk?

Response to: 15 year old dies, four loko blamed. Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

At 5/26/11 04:36 AM, andycastaneda wrote: I thought that was already banned...
The drink caused his death, but that shitty kid drank the drink himself. I'm glad he's dead. I'm glad he didn't get to reproduce. I'm glad that his shitty parents are hurting.

The drink caused his death? That's like saying guns kill people.

Such a shit post. In b4 reply that attempts to be offensive by using juvenile name calling.

Response to: Name one community that's worse.. Posted May 26th, 2011 in Video Games

The furry community is far worse than anything listed above.

Name one community that's worse..

Response to: 15 year old dies, four loko blamed. Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

At 5/26/11 04:27 AM, Wolfos wrote: How do you get drunk by 2 consumptions? That's not supposed to happen.

Each four drink contains about the same alcohol content as 5 beers.

Response to: I have 15 dollars newgrounds. Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

At 5/26/11 04:19 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: One pack of Camel Turkish Golds, one can of Dr. Pepper, and one blueberry donut. Oh and steal a black Bic for the fuck of it.

I roll hard man. If I'm buying soda, it's going to be enough to fill that bad boy on the left. How much you say? $1.07 for a refill at the 7/11. I'm 160 pounds soak and wet at 6'0 even. I think I'm allowed to over do it a bit.

I have 15 dollars newgrounds.

Response to: War on drugs to end! Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

At 5/26/11 04:12 AM, SomaGuye wrote:
Holy fuck you are an insufferable idiot herp derp quote meaningless stats to protect my tiny e penis

Hey n00b, you can shut the fuck up too.

Response to: stitches or no? Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

He needs stitches.

Response to: The $20 bill Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

He's watching the Native Americans solemnly walk the trail of tears that he forced them on.

Response to: Newgrounds Stickam Chat Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

WE DONT NEED NO EDYACATION, WE DONT NEED NO TAUGHT CONTROOOOOOOOOOO.

I WANNA SEE SOME WOMAN TITTIES

This is a highly entertaining drunk. I suggest you come in.

Newgrounds Stickam Chat

Response to: Newgrounds Stickam Chat Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

At 5/24/11 01:19 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: "I can't handle no damn kids. I'm neutered"

I liked how I modded him, and he did this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FucbvoFF y0

Response to: Newgrounds Stickam Chat Posted May 23rd, 2011 in General

At 5/23/11 07:29 PM, elcriz000 wrote:
i though he was on about the time i came on drinking smirnoff

Become a real man. Ditch the bitch drinks and shit beer.

Response to: Where i can get a sponsor? Posted May 23rd, 2011 in General

At 5/23/11 02:18 PM, ForNoReason wrote:
At 5/23/11 02:13 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: ass baby card game.
I think the theme of the card game should in fact be ass babies.

It should include dick art by stamper as well.

Response to: Rapture believers' reactions Posted May 23rd, 2011 in General

At 5/23/11 02:12 PM, sparrow wrote:
It's extremely hard to argue or debate with someone who has no rational argument however.

Indeed. STFU is not a rational argument.

Response to: Obama is coming to London! Posted May 23rd, 2011 in General

At 5/23/11 01:52 PM, TonyTheBean wrote:
At 5/23/11 05:57 AM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:
At 5/23/11 05:54 AM, TheDunwichHorror wrote: please kill this monkey asap

i beg of you london!!!!!!!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7061 36

Not sure if this would fall under that...
No, protesting is legal.

Making death threats towards the president however, is not.

Response to: Beach fort? Posted May 22nd, 2011 in General

Since when is a shallow foxhole a "fort"?

Response to: NG chicago meet 2011 Posted May 22nd, 2011 in General

At 5/21/11 12:25 PM, EddyFromEEnE wrote:
At 5/21/11 12:24 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: If you aren't going, and no one really knows you, then you don't have to post. This is about the third time I've seen you post such a thing, and...........no one cares because no one knows who you are.
Okay!

I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, but if there is no precedent for you coming, then there is no need to explain why you aren't.

Response to: The best VG soundtrack? Posted May 22nd, 2011 in Video Games

At 5/22/11 11:52 AM, Travis wrote:
Damn we got a natural RightWingGamer right here. Watch out folks this guy's "opinion is a fact."

Get real.

Rather than attempt to refute me, you spout the above gem. Try harder fox news.

Response to: Your Newgrounds bestfriend? Posted May 22nd, 2011 in General

At 5/22/11 07:34 AM, Prome wrote: Come oooooooooooooon.

I'd say you should talk with grub as he's a cool guy, but ya know, racism and all.

Response to: The best VG soundtrack? Posted May 22nd, 2011 in Video Games

At 5/22/11 02:13 AM, Travis wrote:
At 5/22/11 02:09 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote: I could go on all day why total annihilation completely obliterates almost everything that has been listed in this thread.

Nintendo's composers are shit.
I could go on all day and refute those claims because it's all a matter of opinion...

Not really. It would be like stating that playing a kazoo requires as much practice as playing a clarinet.

Response to: The best VG soundtrack? Posted May 22nd, 2011 in Video Games

I could go on all day why total annihilation completely obliterates almost everything that has been listed in this thread.

Nintendo's composers are shit.

Response to: Official End of the World Thread Posted May 22nd, 2011 in General

In Matthew 25:13 our Lord said, "Therefore keep watch, because you do not know the day or the hour."

:I Fail more baptists.

Response to: Rapture Save? :O Posted May 22nd, 2011 in General

At 5/22/11 01:40 AM, Sanjeev98 wrote: They might say that the date was wrong, or that they were already dead but nobody noticed, or that they were saved by a miracle.

Or none of those retarded things?

Response to: Rapture Save? :O Posted May 22nd, 2011 in General

Baptists being logical? NO WAI!

Response to: Newgrounds Stickam Chat Posted May 19th, 2011 in General

At 5/19/11 07:05 AM, Sevkat wrote:
At 5/19/11 07:01 AM, HighWay wrote: New room is new.
Have you looked at what fucking time it is? Do people even use Stickam this late?

Seven AM is late? I thought that was early.

Response to: Favorite drink in a can? Posted May 19th, 2011 in General

At 5/19/11 03:20 AM, Lionel738 wrote:
At 5/19/11 03:11 AM, Sevkat wrote:
At 5/19/11 03:06 AM, Lionel738 wrote: Barqs Root Beer.
always been my favorite
Oh, that is some good shit.
But, I'm a queef and I'd rather enjoy A&W Root Beer.
hey, i love me some A&W meself, i just prefer Barqs over it

I had a barq's today for the first time in a long time. I nearly poured it out. I kept tasting bubble gum.

A&W is a superior product. Mostly because it's not made by Coca Cola.

Response to: Horny as Hell. Posted May 19th, 2011 in General

Wow OP that sucks. I had more freedom at 15 with my girlfriend than you do at 18. Completely blows. I feel bad for you man.

At 5/19/11 09:38 AM, CharltonChinchilla wrote:
At 5/19/11 09:29 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote: Horny as hell, and my girlfriend is 55 miles away? Well gee. Drive to her.
He might get a tad excited and have an accident, say 10 miles to go he knows he's not far and he just spunks spontaneously and crashes into a ditch and drowns in his own blood and cum... yeah

Dude what are you 12?

Response to: "Geronimo" = Osama bin Laden? Posted May 19th, 2011 in Politics

The operation to remove Noriega from power in Panama was named "Bluespoon".

I think we should start writing apology letters to all of the blue spoons across the country.