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At 6/1/11 05:45 AM, Cootie wrote:

At 6/1/11 05:43 AM, Jedi-Master wrote:

At 6/1/11 05:42 AM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:

Dude......their shit is mass manufactured and fried. Straight from the freezer, to the fryer. While the sauce is all made in a factory contracted out to the company.

Does that make the food any less delectable?

I don't think that it does. I mean, it is fried chicken... it isn't really a food where freshness matters.

You clearly don't know what freezer burn is. I'm guessing much of what you eat is freezer burnt, and you've gotten so used to the horrid taste of freon that your taste buds consider it as customary.

I mean, you can feel free to leave raw chicken out for a week and then try frying it, or leaving it in a freezer for months (which is so often the case with these shit chains that it's almost a rule). You're the one missing out. Not me.

At 6/1/11 05:41 AM, Chocomilk wrote:

At 6/1/11 05:40 AM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Your "music" is the type that the audiomods hate to listen to. Straight from an audio mod's mouth who shall remain unnamed.

Hey. I happen to love Cootie unconditionally.

You weren't here for the good times back in 05-06 boyo.

At 5/31/11 05:09 AM, MrPercie wrote:
just shut yo fucking mouth

I came in here about the NGS clan on ogame ending, I call mercatormap a cunt and then you start complaining, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you again

Big words from a small kid behind a keyboard.

None really. My parents weren't stupid. They knew I was going to go out and do shit. The speech was always "If you have sex, use a condom. If you get drunk, call us to pick you up."

Oh hai I'm zeldafreak, I like people giving me attention, I work at gamestop and I am studying for a shit degree that won't land me anything other than several thousand dollars in debt. I am socially awkward and I am happy about it because my boyfriend lets me suck his dick and tells me that he loves me when he's not on the phone with his many many many female relatives who I never meet.

why do we need another pokemon thread?

Welcome to the forums violent-LJ! May I suggest you take a look at our wonderful search bar!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/search/top ic/tattoo

At 5/30/11 04:19 PM, MrPercie wrote:

At 5/30/11 02:36 PM, JohnnyDamon wrote:

At 5/30/11 06:10 AM, MrPercie wrote:
hes a cunt, does what he likes

And you're a complete fucking idiot that is unable to use the search bar. No one likes you. You're adopted.

I dont even know who you are so its like being offended by a ghost. for all I know you dont exist.

Such is the attitude of children. THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME AND ONLY I TRULY EXIST.

This isn't the first time I've heard such a thing.

At 5/31/11 03:06 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 5/31/11 03:05 AM, Grub-Xer0 wrote:

At 5/31/11 01:59 AM, Addict wrote: welp this thread went to hell and got derailed quickly

so much for co-existence huh

This thread was never on track

Like you give a shit.

If you don't, then simply don't reply?

I do that often. I never get called a stalker. You're doing something wrong.

At 5/30/11 10:00 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 5/30/11 09:58 PM, Addict wrote: sonicsogucci: do u guys liek sonic????????????
giantdouchezx: yes

lol come in with your actual username

Better yet, come in to make actual conversation rather than lame attempts at just being silly.

This is such a hard choice for me....Attend the barbecue, bourbon, and beer festival in north carolina in August with friends from work....or attend the Beer festival in sept/oct with ngers.

It's a this or that choice because I don't have enough paid time off to do both.

At 5/30/11 06:31 PM, MrPercie wrote: Well since you never played halo before and you have played starcraft 2 for a while but since you dont always get to play starcraft, I suggest halo.

you can continue the starcraft 2 account any time you want while in the mean time you could just keep using trial accounts (if they still do them).

But halo is alot more fun with a group of friends. Becuase of the game types and maps which can be made it can be a lot more varied than the repetitive online matches.

Wait wut? Isn't halo exactly that? Repetitive online matches? Starcraft two has shit tons more maps, not to mention user generated modifications that are perfectly legal because they don't take away from gameplay.
Get starcraft 2. We have a metal slug mod.

Ghetto? In Roanoke? LMFAO! HAHAHAHA! OH MAN, THATS A GOOD ONE!

At 5/30/11 12:57 AM, 1916 wrote:
I didn't really mean for those posts to be funny, I just wanted to make the OP feel bad.

Newgrounds doesn't need more angsty one upping garbage like you.

At 5/30/11 06:10 AM, MrPercie wrote:
hes a cunt, does what he likes

And you're a complete fucking idiot that is unable to use the search bar. No one likes you. You're adopted.

At 5/30/11 05:52 AM, Smorsh wrote:

At 5/30/11 05:00 AM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Was using the search bar so hard junior?

Wait, the person with the later sign-up and lower post count is referring to someone as "junior"?

Is this fucking bizzaro NG or something?

If you were a regular, you would recall the original mercatormap account with an 05 sign up date and >5k posts. But meh. I have a couple of accounts with early sign up dates. This being one of them.

At 5/30/11 05:25 AM, Auz wrote:
A bunch of poorly drawn dicks can't really be considered 'porn' if you ask me. And the rules don't change depending on which moderator is online. You really shouldn't use that as a measure for what's acceptable and what isn't.

Hey man. I worked hard on my cubistic dicks.

Also you can be banned for posting a picture of a friend's house and claiming that it is a moderator or staff member's house.

Even if said house is thousands of miles away.

You guys really need to update the rules Auz. To include "If we feel like it" or "If we don't like you".

It's really a double standard and up to the individual moderators and whether or not they like you.

Just like some users consistently get away with stereotyping racism on the forums coupled with unfunny and tired old jokes of watermelon and fried chicken, while others are banned on site at the slightest mention of the word "caucasian".

At 5/30/11 05:19 AM, Cootie wrote:

At 5/30/11 05:17 AM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:
You mean your parents are turning off the internet? Or they caught you online past your bedtime?

I mean that it is 4:19 AM and I am going to the pool to get my tan and swim on tomorrow. G'night and sweet dreams you rascal.

Yeah. You're parents are coming up the stairs right now. LMAO.

At 5/30/11 05:15 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 5/30/11 05:04 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: How big are we talkin'?

If you can get your whole hand around it, it's too small.

*looks at huge oversized hands*

FUCK!

At 5/26/11 06:39 AM, Rude-Awakening wrote:
I distinctly remember you not recognizing irony once and generally being quite a poor poster. Also, quality over quantity, though you possess no great amount of either. Focusing on age is probably the worst tactic I have ever seen deployed so well done.

If your mother 'spanked' you for using the word jackass, then that's probably why you have such major social deficiencies.

Oh look, opinions and baseless assumptions. If I had "major social deficiencies" as you put it, I'm pretty sure I would have been told to not bother showing up at the NYC meet. Who wants to hang out with an asshole? Much less a drunken asshole.

In otherwords, needs more strawman from you bud. Look at your sign up date. You weren't even around for much of my posting history.

Fucking love sheetz. However closest sheetz is 20 minutes drive away. 7/11 is 5 minutes WALK away.

But yeah drum. Drum is fucking awesome.

At 5/26/11 05:44 AM, Sanjeev98 wrote: Sugar-free donuts.
You'll be glad you followed this advice

if you ever do

Why would I want to buy sugar free donuts? Did you bother to check my OP's userpage? I'm quite healthy and not obese.

At 5/26/11 06:01 AM, Sanjeev98 wrote:

At 5/26/11 05:58 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote: Oh hai there. Welcome to the forums. You're obviously too new to recognize mercatormap, a well known regular and army washout faggot. AKA me.

Are you saying your alt account is mercatormapv2?
If so, you're doing a great job at it.

A great job at what? I've never hidden the fact that mercatormap is also my account. Notice the V2 on the end. My original mercatormap account from 1/12/05 with >5k posts was deleted per request due to background checks. If you take 5 minutes to check internet archives and pages, you would see that.

Lurk moar.

At 5/26/11 05:58 AM, Sanjeev98 wrote:

At 5/26/11 03:59 AM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: You're an 07er with less than 3k posts. You have not yet even remotely begun to earn the right to call me a jackass boyo.

Hey there buddy, that just proves you can't take any criticism whatsoever.
And then you nail others by saying they can't take criticism either.

The post I quoted was not criticism. It was typical one-upping underage newgrounds douchebaggery.

At 5/26/11 05:51 AM, Sanjeev98 wrote: .

Dude wtf with the +1 shit posts?

At 5/26/11 05:56 AM, Sanjeev98 wrote:

At 5/26/11 03:59 AM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: You're an 07er with less than 3k posts.

MercatorMapV2:
Sign-up date: 1/09/11

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Oh hai there. Welcome to the forums. You're obviously too new to recognize mercatormap, a well known regular and army washout faggot. AKA me.

I fucking love hockey. Although my pens didn't make it, shit's still amazing. Canucks-Sharks game was FUCKING SURREAL.

This was the only video of the shot I could be bothered to find. First vid in the article.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_da ddy/post/Video-Canucks-advance-to-Stanle y-Cup-Finals-on-?urn=nhl-wp5618