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That game looks like fucking shit.

It sounds like they are somewhat afraid of you. You can play off of that fear to get anything and everything you want. He thinks he can kick you out while you're 'calm'? Kick it up to 'insanely pissed off' and I'm pretty sure that asshole will evict himself.

The Sentinel

He's no where near as badass as this kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf62Fea3D wA&feature=related

Fuck. You need to focus more on your grammar traits. They're astounding. Queer.

Stop saying 'dearest', queer.

Ganondork, or whatever the fuck, dies at the end of Harry Potter. That'll fuck his shit up.

Stop trying to disprove and dissect something that nobody can even properly define. Tell me, while your at it, what is 'art'?

"Porn is the number one mental health issue in America. Men are losing their families and jobs. Wives are totally devastated their husbands are addicted to porn. Teenagers are learning sexuality from porn and practicing hardcore sex acts on each other. Porn stars are addicted to drugs and infected with sexually transmitted diseases. In 2007, there were ten deaths among porn industry workers directly related to AIDS, suicide, prostitution and drugs. 66% of porn stars are infected with Herpes although some porn stars blatantly admit it's more like 90%. Other porn stars admit that 90% of porn performers use drugs."

THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!

At 12/2/08 10:45 PM, ChaosProdigy wrote:

At 12/2/08 10:41 PM, sehnsucht1 wrote: I'd hit it.

And Darth Vader will hit you....with the Force.....rectally.

LOL. Well put.

He didn't want to apologize? His right not to. Fuck the mom and fuck that news cunt.

At 12/2/08 05:40 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Thats so cliche.

If you masturbate more then eight times a day, your balls deflate and your heart explodes.

LOL. Myth "busted". Holy crap I'm funny (and my heart did not explode).

Sir Kiticus.

That's a C-average. You could land a cubicle job with that I suppose.

When I first thought up of having a bottomless pit to poop in, it really did seem like a great idea.

Shut the hell up,Dorkas.

Yah, if every single person carried a gun in their pockets, we would be a little bit safer - which is kind of weird.

Thanks for the response, Funk. It was much more enlightening that I had expected.

You have the why, but not the how. HOW do I keep cool? Anger isn't some faucet that can be turned on and off with the twist of the wrist.

At 12/2/08 11:56 AM, CanadianSnowman wrote: Couple of armed guards would calm the crowd down, and a couple of shots into the air wouldn't be a bad thing either.

How did you manage to correctly spell the word "crowd", then mistakenly spell it "air" the second time?

What a bunch of fuck-offs. Get jobs, assholes.

At 12/1/08 10:56 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Well I have to say, the funniest fear I've ever seen, personally, was this teacher who was afraid of balloons. It was a students birthday, who was a prep, which means she brought balloons. The teacher freaked out.

What triggers these fears?

I believe it's something in the brain, but I could be wrong.

Money well spent.

I don't even know what any of this shit is but I bookmarked it just in case. THANKS CAPTAIN RIG.

I thought you were gonna bitch about how ani-monday needs to stay the fuck off of sci-fi. I rather watch Raptor fucking Island or Mansquito before I'd watch any of that ani-horse shit.

At 12/1/08 08:49 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote: Sam Fisher.

His games MAKE FUCKING SENSE.

They sort-of make sense, yes. But this is a comparison and I think it has more to do with Japan just flat out sucking at coming up with a story for any sort of production that isn't unoriginal or just plain fucking stupid. And while I'm at it, fuck Japan. Fuck that place into the fucking ground. China too.

Dude, lay off the xbox 360 for a while and have normal dreams like me. I gun down modern day gangsters in vice harbor-side city penthouses when I dream.

At 11/30/08 06:03 PM, H-K-S wrote: Bullshit. I had worst situations. I was knocked down with a bat and I still managed to stab someone. Also proof.

You're a bitch. "Proof". Now how the fuck is he supposed to prove this shit happened? Retard.

At 11/30/08 12:25 PM, MikeWeathersby546 wrote: Tell me alot, and NO GAY STUFF!

Aw hell naw. You just crossed the line. Now I'm gonna hafta put my dick in your ear.

At 11/30/08 04:54 PM, MasterOfDaWay666 wrote: My hamster got in the vacuum.

AHAHahahha. It was turned on right? Awesome way to go.