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Fat, greasy, the epitome of unattractive.

You're all stupid assholes.

Shitbitz you crazy. lol

The use of made up names makes this story half-believable. I think if it weren't for your profile and reputation and the winter break right now, I might have thought this story true.

Shoulda asked how her husband died. That's what I do to bitch teachers.

At 12/16/08 03:53 PM, Dew wrote: Marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman. That's how it is, how it's always been and how it should be.

Sacred my dick. Shit changes and to deny this is retarded. You're a fucking queer.

At 12/16/08 03:53 PM, Dew wrote: Marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman. That's how it is, how it's always been and how it should be.

Sacred my dick. Shit changes and to deny this is retarded. You're a fucking queer.

I got some sorrows too. It's 71 here today. I think I'll go take a walk on the beach... but I don't want to get sand on my feet! Aww man.

At 12/15/08 01:59 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 12/15/08 01:59 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Well I'm a nerd stereotype, I wear glasses and don't talk to very many girls. I'm also smart and likes computers.

Well I said if not what mr. captain of not playing along with the thread?

WHAT ARE YOU SOME STUPID IDIOT?

Chill the fuck out, asshole.

Don't ever tell someone that in real life.

Too soon, dickface.

Maybe she seriously didn't want to be bothered by some fucking harry potter-looking qweer. And why the fuck are you getting all anal about anal people? Fuck you. Seriously.

Don't forget that nutty quasar that's firing a beam of energy the size of a galaxy at a trillion miles per second right at us. It's theorized to wipe out the Milky Way around 2012. Scared yet?

Yah. I would.

At 12/12/08 10:19 AM, DingoTheDog wrote:

At 12/12/08 10:06 AM, gradenator wrote: Last time I checked, this was America, now start speaking in some god damn language I fucking understand. Asshole.

That was the biggest laugh ive so far had today. Hats off to you sir.

Thanks, I try real hard sometimes and it's great when someone says something.

What the FUCK are you talking about? "Do yourself a favor.... THE END". Your bitchy "holier-than-thou" attitude in combination with your shit composition almost made my head explode. Last time I checked, this was America, now start speaking in some god damn language I fucking understand. Asshole.

Oh and about the actual topic. You made it clear with your original post that you are no authority or expert in the field of anything, so whatever came out of your head- I'm pretty sure your wrong about it.

Yah, you know us so well by watching the shit we buy. Fuck You.

At 12/11/08 04:46 PM, doody1 wrote: The Elite PS360.

Whoa. Blew my mind.

You are a god damn fucking idiot. You did that shit out of the kindness of your heart, asshole. Deal with it.

Makes you look blurry.

Invest your money into stuff. That helps so I hear.

At 12/9/08 10:22 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Just go in there tomorrow and be all like, "SO HOW BOUT THAT VAG???"

Whoa, that's a pretty good idea.

The first time I ever went to buy some, I didn't know what they looked like. So the stupid clerk bitch tricked me into buying some candy. I guess the first red flag was that they didn't say anything about condoms or intercourse anywhere on the package.

Also, they looked like this.

At 12/9/08 09:43 PM, TOEZ wrote: The A stands for AIDs.

not really, but you get where I'm going with this.

No, what? Anyways - it's AIDS not AIDs and how can a letter stand for letters that already stand for something? Fuck.

At 8/17/08 10:20 AM, Loltastic wrote: I should really get a wireless adapter...

LOL. Your bro is awesome.

At 12/8/08 08:08 PM, Eye8UrBrains wrote: I have pectus carinatum. Also called pigeon breast. Kids at school call me triple nipple, uniboob, birdman, birdchest, chicken breast, chicken boy, and many other hurtful names

Tripplllleeee nippllleee.

You're a retard. I prescribe a gallon of bleach.

You forgot the part where you titty fucked his girlfriend in her sleep, took pictures, and then sent them to him. Oh, and that one time he put a live hand grenade in your mailbox.

At 12/6/08 08:09 PM, TailsIsUseless wrote: humans and any bug that has no purpose..i cant hate lemmings, their stupidity is amazing

Define 'purpose'. Whatever you mean by it, I'm sure it's retarded.

At 12/6/08 06:51 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote: I tried Math once. that was just intense.

Yah, but it doesn't stay that way. It's a gateway for sure. I tried it, 2 months later, I'm snorting crushed up geometry in the bathroom and injecting calculus into the webbings of my toes and shit.