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At 4/12/09 10:57 AM, Mishypie wrote: Wouldnt it make more sense to say what would you do if you only had 30 mins to live? Because surely anything you do in those 30 mins dosent ruin your life, because you said you die anyway?

Anyway; it would be to eat myself to death with tuna mayonaise sandwiches. MMMMM, that shits good.

It's called tuna salad, you screwball.

You need help so help yourself by shutting the fuck up about this stupid shit. Retard.

Things can go faster than light. Fool.

It wasn't thaaaat bad. Just predictable. The thing I like the most is the fact that it's something new as apposed to the same old crap.

And that slutty bitch is really hot.

First of all, asshole, all of those 'bad' ideas have legitimate pros and cons, just like your ideas.

And if you wish your weren't American, then fucking kill yourself. Traitor.

Stop being a little fucking bitch. You don't like the the laws? Then get the fuck out.

At 6/14/08 02:37 PM, X-Bryan-Gunner-X wrote: Holy Shit! I'll pay three dollars for a paper clip.

I'm pretty sure that's the coolest fucking thing ever. I'd pay ten.

At 4/9/09 07:28 PM, mercyfire wrote: Are you speaking another language?

Nerdineese. Do you speak it?

At 4/8/09 09:51 PM, jinxworld70 wrote: Obama is planning a meeting with all the Terrorist leaders, and there's rumors that he'll force the Muslum religion on America.

If we are forced Muslum (or, God forbid, America is invaded) What would you do?

There's rumors that he'll force Islam on America (or we'll be invaded)... hmmmmmm

That rumor is so absolutely retarded, it's beyond words. If that abomination to a thought had ever crossed my mind, I would not tell a fucking soul because that's what separates me from sub-human mouth-breathing mental rejects.

You on the other hand made a fucking thread about it and turned this rancid piece of thinking into one of those hypothetical "What would I do?" questions.

You seriously need to die. Eat shit, and fucking kill yourself you fucking retarded-ass mother fucker.

At 4/6/09 05:38 PM, joabos wrote: Tell the rest, you really kept me interested in there. No doubt you'll be a great writer.

Ditto, but with an extreme amount of sarcasm.

An age old question.

Gasoline on the rocks.

That bitch was fat. So fat she can't reach to pleasure herself... that's so sad. Man...

I'd be more concerned about finding the giant unending limo. Try a all-year-round Halloween supplier. Or try iParty.

How can you depict something that isn't real?

At 4/6/09 03:22 PM, Paryl wrote: those fucking bastards im a vegitarian i would have gutted them right there see how they like it

"im a vegitarians i would have gutted them"

You're a fucking retard and a traitor to the human race. Eat shit and die.

At 4/5/09 08:12 PM, Igotaname13 wrote:

At 4/5/09 08:09 PM, Scarab wrote:

At 4/5/09 08:00 PM, gradenator wrote: Don't ever be "sorry for someone else's loss" because you're not.

Threads don't make good memorials.

shit

Well we don't care about them or the people so they can start cutting themselves

What do you mean 'we'? Who the fuck is "Them" or "the People"? Get the fuck outta here.

At 4/5/09 08:04 PM, CrowCuervo wrote: Obviously, the death had great emotional impact over you, and you turned it into a great anger

That pseudo-psychoanalysis bullshit isn't funny.

I'm liking this thread.. A LOT.

At 4/5/09 08:01 PM, Piss wrote: I'm so sorry for your loss.

Real funny.

And not one of you should fucking care. At all.

My shit could be my Mom, a pet, whatever. I'm just a big cry baby bitch (notice the face I used) posting this bullshit R.I.P. thread to get sympathy posts from other retards who think they can relate to what I'm going through.

Don't ever be "sorry for someone else's loss" because you're not.

Threads don't make good memorials.

R.I.P. Mr. Shitty

At 4/5/09 03:14 PM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 4/5/09 03:10 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: I don't like guns.

weapon != gun

Hey jackass. What so hard about:

"Not all weapons are guns"?

Fuck-offs like you need to die. Cock-Ninja is more like it.

You are not masturbating enough.

Food poisoning. Migraine came close though. Not those pussy migraines, the real ones that hurt so bad you throw up and go blind and shit.

Let's get something strait real quick: There is no higher authority on this planet than MAN.

"Oh but Mike, what about hurricanes, mother nature, and God?" FUCK THEM. Piss ass fucking hurricanes can eat my shit. We got RODS FROM GOD so I'd like to see those hurricane mother fuckers try some shit. God himself? Pfffft. Mother fucker took off years ago when we started building weapons that could mess his shit up. If his ass ever tried to fuck with us, that assclown would an ICBM right up his ass.

Ok, the important point:

Human Life = Sacred, Important, Sentient
Animal/everything else Life = Not so much

This is our fucking planet and some animals need to get the fuck off. Seriously. I'm starting a list. If you don't serve some purpose to mankind, then you're in the fucking way.

Monkeys
"Shit chucking, people mauling, smelly ass sons of bitches" just about sums up our lesser evolved relatives. As far as purposes go, they are for entertainment only. Shitty entertainment. Who goes to the zoo to see monkeys? The lion is where it's fucking at. Seriously, the only time I laughed at an ape was when it was jacking it in front of a bunch of kids. Since that image is immortalized on YouTube, their existence is obsolete.

Mosquitoes
If I don't want a leech stuck on my dick, then I stay out of the water. Why is it that these little shits gotta fly around and bite on my nuts, no matter where I am? No one likes them and they serve no purpose to man. You could argue that they are a vital part of the some natural food chain. Well, fuck the dragon flies and what ever else the fuck eats em.

Dolphins
Well, some hold pretty big net worths in the theme park industry. I just hate how people think dolphins have some sort of intelligence that rivals ours. Instead of wiping them out completely, I think they should be farmed and harvested as food. That way we can harness their "amazing brain" powers and then shit it out the next day. Fucking fish.

The Great Barrier Reef
Oooooh look at me! I'm a marvel of natural beauty and wonder! HMMMMMM. Eat my dick. Everything up in that shit needs that napalm that burns underwater (not sure if it exists, so someone help me out here or go invent some or something).

Cockroaches
They're gross and creep me right the fuck out. That, and they will supposedly survive a nuclear holocaust. I'll be damned if Humans aren't the ones to end everything once and for all.

Go ahead and start adding to the list.

If you want to disagree with me, I've preempted some common arguments:

"What if humans are the problem? Maybe Mankind needs to be extinct." - Well, maybe you're a traitor to the human race. Maybe you need to fuck yourself in the face until you die.

"Animals are conscious/sentient." - WRONG

Pictured below: a solution to all our problems.

LOL

"How are you become moderator?"

Seriousry. How?

Bullshit. No one PMs you. No one want to be your friend.

Lesson learned: don't shave pubes. If they stink, fucking wash em or maybe just trim them shorter.

I've used both. The Bamboo works almost just as good as the Intuos, looks cooler, and it's cheaper.