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Dude, don't touch your genitals. The same pathogen that causes pink eye also causes chlamydia.

What a fuckoff!

I'm laughing pretty hard at this.

At 7/2/08 12:04 AM, ManEggs wrote: Don't worry pal, I'm the strategy guide, I'll--

dies

Oh God..

At 7/2/08 12:01 AM, MrPantz wrote: Why not listen to a little sumthin by Newgrounds own Stamper

6 in a Row

What a great song.

Lol - I was watching that too and started laughing. Good show overall. Very entertaining.

The situation is very hilarious on this end -- but remember: where some laugh, others cry. Show compassion where it counts the most.

Cheer up! You'll probably get to own his stuff now.

Satanists are misguided.

Worshiping Satan can be just as bad as worshiping God. Satan never specifically demanded worship like God did, mostly because Satan isn't as big of a prick. It's more likely that he wants you to explore and act on your inborn human morals rather than to live a life controlled by a cult.

I hate retards like you. You give human beings a bad name.

Read the second post and stop capitalizing the first letter of every word! Jesus Christ!

A professional lawyer would most certainly be qualified to represent himself (along with any other person) in the court of law. -- End of this discussion.

Nuclear War

Oh wow. I like this. I love these semi-retro graphics.

I've used one. It's very comfortable and worth it.

Don't cover it up - let it hang loose. By doing this, you prove to everyone how manly and dominating you are; You're the guy who doesn't give a fuck if someone sees your boner.

"There are about 1,662,780 germs on your keyboard right now!
That's equivalent to the number of germs on 333 toilet seats."

That's not right.

That little fucker spelled "talk" t-o-c-k.

At 6/29/08 10:15 AM, Archaeon wrote: Projectile Vomiter

Cool name.

17 is where NGers stop being fools?! Look at your own retarded ass! Some example to that you are. And work on your grammar. You aint gettin no where in life without some decent grammar. Loser.

Sure, you got muscles - but you're a narcissistic asshole and a pussy for not showing your face. I think we broke even today.

Speak for yourself, asshole.

NGman, the bible was written a long time ago by a bunch of drug abusing cultists. Quoting the bible to make a point in an argument is like... well, quoting the bible to make a point in an argument! It doesn't get much worse.

Belief is not proof. It is not fact. It is not wisdom. It is not profound. It is worthless in this discussion.

Can we please not discuss good terrorist plots? We don't want to hand over these ideas to the wrong people.

At 6/27/08 12:38 AM, pianoguy777 wrote: how do i submit my mech? (im still a lil new to NG)

Near the right top corner of your keyboard is the "printscreen" key. When looking at your robot, press this button.

Now, Open the Start menu (on your computer) All programs > accessories > Paint. When paint is open, you can either click Edit > paste, or you can just press Ctrl+V and you should see a copy of your computer screen.

Save the image as a JPEG and post. Bam.
BBS Signature

At 6/26/08 11:14 PM, Kota328 wrote: I gots another one,its the Guard V.1 ... there are 3-6 versions in all :)

Very cool. Sweet and simple - wish more people would make mechs like this.

definitely this thread right here

Your mother is a very disgusting human being. You are very smart for wanting to stay in school and for talking to counselors and stuff.

At this point, she is no mother to you. Cut her loose and say goodbye forever - it was bound to happen anyways. No one needs that shit in their life.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/2298 08/50 >> great place to start learning action script. It's a lot like java.

Also look up the flash tutorial collection (hit the collections button at top of page).

all i can say is.......

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