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Depends. Sometimes women just piss me the fuck off. Why would I pick some fucking harpy who's PMSing and screeching at me to do shit when an xbox will just shut up and sit there? Then again, my dick doesn't have ears.. hmmmm.

You care too much. You really do. Why else would you keep spouting this shit at us? Also, this was a somewhat interesting read compared to your other crap. All you need to do is lighten up off those 'lies' that are bugging you so much and focus more on your television.

At 11/16/08 06:06 PM, GokuVegetaGogetta wrote:

At 11/16/08 04:45 PM, Eoewe wrote: .......... and looks cool when I pinch it over the head and fill it with urine to have it suddenly explode in a violent torrent of nastiness.

You too!? It looks AWESOME! I always scream in a Scottish accent; "We canne do it capin' we just DON'T HAVE THE POWA!" while doing it.

Holy fuck.

At 11/16/08 06:12 PM, Elder500 wrote: This thread fails, and that's a picture of your family reunion.

G-o-o-o-d Daaaayuummm.

The damn thing wasn't even turned on! What a fucking retard. Also, HILARIOUS.

LOL I absolutely agree. I love how you dismissed any other argument before they were even presented. Brilliant.

At the rate your people are going, things will never change.

Fuck you. You get hated on because you're a fuck-off.

Took me a while just to find these couple. Be more patient in the future.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8752 56

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8884 14

Watching the sky turn yellow and hearing the sound of nuclear blasts would be pretty scary.

Save the money. You don't need that junk.

No beats or musics. Only vocals.

You embarrass all -ators everywhere.

Depends on how many times I've previously viewed it.

We use cunt, but sparingly. It's one of our more offensive arsenal pieces. We don't ever use the word 'wanker' unless we're referring to it being used by Brits. We prefer 'fuck-off' or 'prick'.

At 11/15/08 02:39 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote: They're all going to say penis.

How bout ma DICK?

I threw up when I saw this shit.

At 11/14/08 04:36 PM, Lucy wrote: One of my friends was homeschooled, and hes one of the nicest, most genuine boys ive ever met. plus he's clever and sporty.

Would you fuck him? Because if not, then none of that matters.

There you go again with that stupid shit. Get a boyfriend or something.

At 11/15/08 08:52 PM, Burnzoid wrote:

At 11/15/08 08:46 PM, gradenator wrote: Real quick: You're fucking ugly as fuck in your prof pic. Seriously.

Oh, and I guess this post was kinda entertaining.

I take it you must have some doubt over your appearance if you feel the need to insult mine.

Oh wait, there is no need, because I get told I'm good looking all the time, and have no problems with the way I look at all. Shame really, also I'm aware it's a profile pic, and I don't look my best, but still, it's just the principal.

Now that was entertaining.

Anyway, back on topic. DAT ASS!

No. Hang on. Back off topic.

Don't take what you can't see. Whether I'm ugly or not doesn't determine whether or not I'm gonna insult you. If I was as beautiful as you secretly think I am, I would just have let it slide.

And that's total bullshit about people calling you good-looking. No one thinks that and nobody likes you. Not even your family (if you even have one which I doubt).

You say you don't have problems with the way you look? Well think again.

Real quick: You're fucking ugly as fuck in your prof pic. Seriously.

Oh, and I guess this post was kinda entertaining.

How'd we just let them off with only a couple of nukings?

The pill is a crutch, and that makes you a gimp.

Lol actual review for the urinating device:
"This has to be one of the most terrible designed items i have ever bought. Really please think before you buy this as it's not designed for small ladies or petite for that matter. I was soaked with this thing and i swear i will never use it again.
I won't go into the gory details but this thing is certainly rubbish and will never use it again."

The fact that this dumb bitch 'soaked' herself with her own urine is absolutely entertaining.

Try wiping your ass for once, shithead.

Hell yah I'd abort that freak. I don't personally know what it's like to grow up and not be beautiful, but I'm sure as fuck not gonna let some little ugly fucker call me his/her dad.

For my sake, not its.

At 7/28/08 12:46 PM, FoodnSex wrote: THey remind me of Newgrounders

Low blow.

At 11/15/08 06:40 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Who dares me to make an account named SlavemasterJeb?

double dog

I didn't learn about E until I saw that Saints Row 2 commercial and looked up his music. He has some crazy fucking lyrics. Just listen to his Christmas song.

"100 Percent Pro-Black
AfroChat - African American | Black Discussion Forums is a totally pro-black community. While we welcome all races to join and positively contribute to our community, AfroChat - African American | Black Discussion Forums is in themisssion of providing a positive place that unifies and caters to Black Interests. If you find this vision offensive, DO NOT REGISTER! If you cannot handle the adult discussions expressing black opinions, viewpoints and sentiments, do not register. THIS IS NOT A POP CULTURE OR 'URBAN' SITE! "

Yah, this is a great misssion they got going here. A positive place by stereotyping/belittling white people? Fuck this fucking place.