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not much different then a high school party

At 2/21/11 03:54 AM, TechnoGoomba wrote: By the time you're at least 13 you should be able to do anything that is strictly personal, in my opinion. Even if something is a bad idea and could mess up your life, you should still have the right to do it once you're able to comprehend the facts surrounding it.

but many people don't have the mental capacity that you had when you were 13, some don't reach that maturity level until there 30's.

whining is for fools

a litttle lsd with your coffee garfield?

those of you with cats probably know how when you stroke a cats back it enjoys the shit out of it, well that's because you are pleasuring a cat.

because that part of the back near the tail is where male cats nip/bite during mating (why female cats do this and only some male cats do)

this economy has been real tough on jobs

i had no idea that it happened yet until this morning.

i tell my parents everything i do

poop

At 2/9/11 08:25 AM, suprememessage wrote:

At 2/9/11 08:20 AM, speeling wrote: Did it take you this long to find out?

No, ive known for a few years Its just I havent seen it discussed on NG before so i just though id start a thread about it

ya don't say

At 2/7/11 04:08 PM, Quicksmasher96 wrote: Pics or it didn't happen.

shit

i was on my way home from school when i passed by a church and the sign they had up said

"God Loves People"

and i laughed, very very hard.

discuss

slavery was worse. humans mostly suck.

At 2/4/11 09:21 AM, Fleshlight wrote: yeah but it's not my job to find the images myself. The OP decided he wanted to make a new topic, but didn't have anything to discuss, much less have a picture of what he's talking about. This a simple "yes" or "no" thread? Am I supposed to be convinced that this is something I should try?

i was in the wrong and you were right all along.

At 2/4/11 09:11 AM, Fleshlight wrote: I don't get it, where's the pic. What am I supposed to be looking at

google, yahoo, ask, dogpile

At 2/4/11 09:04 AM, jonathanfis wrote:

At 2/4/11 08:25 AM, gr8job wrote: then we are here to amuse him, that's the only explanation.

Then try to answer this if God created the Universe then who the hell created God??

easy, god didn't create anything. cause there isn't one!

At 2/4/11 08:54 AM, suprememessage wrote:

At 2/4/11 08:52 AM, WaterShake wrote:

At 2/4/11 08:49 AM, suprememessage wrote:

At 2/4/11 08:48 AM, Rawter wrote: I only talk to girls on omegle

I mean in person though so yeah....

Your a fucking morron, Here are a few pointers for you:

1) Change your profile age from 16 to your real age, or as close as it can get

2) Stop making shit Halo flahses

3) Stop playing video games

4) Dont ask us how to talk to people. Talk to people

Here are a few pointers for you:

1. Run, run while you still have a chance, I know where you live,

2. Make sure you have all of your doors and windows locked

3. Stop trolling

here's what most people don't understand about talking to the opposite sex, ok, here it is.... if they like you they are thinking the exact same thoughts as you. just talk to her, from the sound of it she likes you and she will be relieved/happy that you grew a pair and approached her.

At 2/4/11 08:52 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Top 2 ugliest celebrities in the world were mentioned in this thread so far.

yep

At 2/4/11 08:40 AM, Lacrioso wrote:

At 2/4/11 08:34 AM, gr8job wrote: i'm atheist

Fantastic! Next you'll say Communism ought to be modernized, and you'll completely have my heart. <3

Communism would only work in a perfect world.therefor making it the best form of government.

At 2/4/11 08:37 AM, Rawter wrote: Then he would appreciate me posting this picture

well, you see, that pic has a swear word in it. have fun in hell.

that's how it works right?

At 2/4/11 08:32 AM, Lacrioso wrote:

At 2/4/11 08:25 AM, gr8job wrote: then we are here to amuse him, that's the only explanation.

Just did a dramatic reading of this to humour your "God".

Ew.

i'm atheist

then we are here to amuse him, that's the only explanation.

i steal from walmart a whole lot.

At 2/2/11 08:45 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: You're what's wrong with the population.

it cannot be helped

i do a lot of cardio each day, when i'm done i eat a bit and get a shower, and all i can think about is exercising again.

i'm a dirty junkie.

facebook?

she sounds like a bitch

3 inches is enough to pleasure most women

it's not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean.

and i need cash now.

what do i do?