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At 7/24/09 05:44 PM, wismty wrote:

So how does this quote thing work?

:like this

agnostic, the majority of people have never even heard of it so... go nuts.

think about how shitty jail is, that stops me every time.

i would control a billionaire, have them transfer all their money to me, then make them jump off a cliff (dieing of course)

i knew this was going to be about chuck norris, and jokes about him stopped being funny the day after they were released

i don't associate myself with losers like that

small fry!!

no vag on the first bonfire, it usually takes 3 bonfires to get there.

At 7/21/09 09:53 PM, DrClay wrote: Ok, I'll admit its sad for that to happen to the kid, but some people need to grow a brain.

o dissolve theirs!

At 7/21/09 10:57 PM, metropolis342 wrote: Sorry, I disagree. I really dig the album. Not saying anyone's opinion is wrong, though.

good cause opinions can't be wrong.

well wade did say that he would do that, i guess this just shows that your no exception to the rule.

At 7/21/09 08:28 AM, SCUD14 wrote: Lol she has a penis

born with both parts i do believe? and that's worse i think.

scariest, none of them are scary.

startling, yes they are all startling.

At 7/21/09 12:51 PM, Joshy94 wrote: Tough luck, plenty more fish in the sea. Newgrounds isn't a giant social counsellor.

yes it is, just an extremely shitty one.

i read this thread, and now i believe in god

i laughed at her, cause she's ugly

good read, 5 out of 500 stars

At 7/20/09 08:56 PM, spiderleet wrote: Why would you get torrents...seriously.

idk, cause saving money feels good?

At 7/20/09 05:58 PM, Pre-K-Prostitute wrote: It seems like every girl at my old high school was obsessed with these tiny skinny looking motherfuckers whose scrap of muscle mass could easily be outweighed by a fucking steak. I see these tiny assholes with flocks of picture comments on their facebooks and myspaces, and I think to myself of how easy it would be for me to grind their brittle bones into dust. I mean, theres this one douchebag, 5'10 135 pounds, who gets mad pussy just for existing. I've met the kid. I fought him because he fucked my best friends girlfriend. I ended up breaking his collarbone, nose, and I dislocated his shoulder. I hate them. With a passion. I will make it my mission to hunt every last one of them down, and beat them all to a bloody squealing pulp of douche. Jesus christ, they piss me off.

my advice is great, seriously listen,

HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS ARE IDIOTS! i mean they dress like whores, go out with the douchebags, gangsters, and the idiots. and i'm sure i'm a lot bigger and stronger then you but i don't have a need to brag about myself on the internet, cause nobody cares. just let the douchebags ect. do what they do in highschool, cause when they get out they are done, they will go downhill fast and that's how it is, and judging by the way you act you are going to have the same problems in your life to/ you sound and act like a douche.

well then buy it, i heard the seller will sell it to you for money.

At 7/18/09 04:19 AM, squadus2 wrote: So you're not a pedophile. That's good. But really, not every girl is a teenage idiot. Just go to your AP classes and find some girls man. Those are really the ones you can have the best conversations with. Plus, most smart girls are also attractive. ;D

hmmm... well i'm not quite sure that i believe you on that one.

megaman 1 or 2, but i've beaten all the nes and snes ones.

At 7/18/09 04:12 AM, squadus2 wrote: Personally, this guide sucks. All you have to do is start talking to girls, not let them come to you. Just have casual conversations and throw in the occasional flirt. It's so easy, that I'm surprised so many guys are afraid to talk to girls. They really aren't intimidating at all.

well for me talking to girls is not the problem at all, but i choose not to talk to teenage idiots. i really do hate most teenagers

At 7/18/09 03:34 AM, Ragenaric wrote: Got a treadmill? Put your ass to work.

i did that the other night, couldn't get to sleep either (like tonight) so i did a hour workout, but that did nothing.

At 7/18/09 03:55 AM, Jon4life wrote: Is it a negative thing if a girl asks a guy out? Cause it's happened to me a few times and I have never asked a girl out in my life.

that's a good thing, your more emotionally stable then your fellow teenage puberty bombs.

have you peeps ever heard of such a man?

if you haven't then he's the guy that has done a lot of behind the scenes work with several shows on adult swim, most notibly aqua teen hunger force.

he raps mostly, but he is one of the most interesting rappers i ever heard (voice wise), and he doesn't look at all how he sounds. just sayin'

geek = one that bites the heads off of chickens.

lady gaga, cause

people all over the world are dieing for less then 1 million dollars, so yes, without a doubt.