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As second poster said,Fleshlight is as real as it gets,except for the real thing.

At 9/4/09 10:39 PM, Zombie-Toaster wrote: Someone wants to cover up the tracks of gay furry porn.

gay furry transvestite porn,in pounce's case

i agree

this is because i try not to focus on the penis in question,but this is hard when a black penis is used

cool story bro

Hebrew National

:haven't found any halal hot dogs

haha its called music idol

At 9/4/09 09:55 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: I usually talk about my plans for world domination.

When I was a teenager I was kind of a geek. I spent my time talking about ancient military tactics. I got into epic debates about whether or not Vercingetorix should have made a counter offensive against Italy and march upon Rome itself.

this

For about the same price I could get a PS3,so no.If they lowered the price I would think about it,but i'm pretty happy with my Gameboy color for now.

Played it,but it was full of hackers so I didn't pursue it for long.

haha there are like 4 votes every second for bub&bob

Their uncle did this to them?Or is the uncle 11 years old?

At 9/3/09 08:38 PM, Michaelas10 wrote: Also if I was in his position and I saw that I was possibly about to hit a metal walkway then the first thing I would be to curl up into a ball and PROTECT THE FACE. Seriously, broken arms and legs are better than a split face.

you actually think he had time to react while in the air,you stupid fuck?

Your heart was "broken" over a girl that denied ever dating you?

At 9/3/09 08:14 PM, Voidz wrote: I CAME!!!!!!

1.
that was hot
2.
if you think thats alot of gore than your wrong........

hahah bro failed attempt at acting tough.

i feel fucking terrible for the kid though.

Yeah,same thing with the rules/sylabbus.Every single teacher made us take a paper contract home for our parents to sign.

At 9/2/09 04:06 PM, Sinitech wrote: Cut off all of her fingers.

this

"an african country in asia"

dear lord

At 9/1/09 01:51 AM, Prinzy2 wrote:
Hardly, the only real difference between wine and beer is the main ingredient. Beer is made from hops and grain while wine is made from grapes. You can find just as many quality beers as you can wine if you know what liquor stores to go to.

I didn't say anything about wine bro.

I sleep naked,so I wouldn't know.

Beer is the drink of the uneducated and the poor.

Why the fuck would he steal your book?

Yeah,our school has the same thing but it's (fortunately) treated as a big joke.
The club is ridiculous,like one day of the year people were encouraged not to talk in order to protest discrimination against homos,like that did anything.

"The Message",grandmaster flash

also your song choices lead me to believe that you're gay

At 8/31/09 07:21 PM, SohlTofang wrote: I hate serial killers who rape their victims without a condom,
DNA evidence is a bitch.

i use a rubber so they dont trace the semen

"next left .6 miles on main street"

At 8/31/09 12:17 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 8/31/09 12:15 PM, Gortag wrote:

At 8/31/09 10:42 AM, Sekhem wrote: did you record this on a fisher price mic

hahhahahahah that's actually what it sounds like

also,your music sucks
stop it

my music is great

the owner of this site has my music favorited

pwned

My comment was directed towards OP,not you.

--1.5

QWOP made a reverse back flip and then collapsed

At 8/31/09 10:42 AM, Sekhem wrote: did you record this on a fisher price mic

hahhahahahah that's actually what it sounds like

also,your music sucks
stop it

Yeah the jumping looks pretty terrible.I await TES V with apprehension though,because I know that Bethesda will just make it a simpler and less interesting game,just like they did with Oblivion.

also we signed up on the same date haha

I don't believe in killing people because of what they post on an internet forum.