At 4/8/09 07:54 AM, Rig wrote: This thread has the exact same title with the exact same pic with a lot less fail from people who used the fucking search bar beforehand.

Wow, didn't see it originally.
Sorry bout that.

Search bar's such a lying twat.

Cervical cancer, get a smear test.

Found this on Wikipedia.
Not sure if this has been done before.
Be creative.

Tried a camera shop?

Pokemon

Harden the fuck up.

It's like wanking but inside a cat!

At 11/19/08 12:15 AM, bgraybr wrote: Why the fuck do we have to learn to diagram sentences?

Because you need to know that if you are planning to be an English teacher.

I think "Why the hell is she not in the kitchen?!"

Ever considered a career in song writing?

I Sure hope not.

At 11/9/08 09:24 PM, Skulsta wrote: I gaurentee NZ is worse. Maori's are real assholes. Dumb, big, violent assholes and the girls are skanky and act all "ew" and what not. Think they're "all that".

No dude, NZ is actually rather mild compared to the US. I personally know some Americans who have lived in both NZ and US, they say the school kids here a hell a lot better here than those in the US.

Also, Maori's aren't assholes. It's not the race that make people assholes, it's themselves.

Don't really own any rare games.
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes maybe?

It'll fetch me around $30 on ebay

Oh geez, harden the fuck up.

Shit, they must be really fucked up if they use Newgrounds, what losers.

Once you start to enjoy the virus, it'll stop working.

At 10/29/08 05:08 AM, R3DPhoenix wrote: Spain, Germany and Argentina are my picks for now. However, Euro 2008 had some surprises from smaller countries (e.g. Russia) so expect more of the same.

How the hell is Russia considered a smaller country?

My English teacher is actually quite a cool character, she's about early 20's and one of the best teachers I've had, she's also kinda cute.
But yeah, there's really nothing to be gained when pissing off a teacher other than a detention so what's that point? I've had my share of terrible teachers but you have to put up with it.
Besides, I thought teacher getting students to take down notes was a pretty common thing?

At 10/16/08 04:25 PM, SgtButts wrote: Well in that case, how about some sexy photoshop?

Ew. How is that supposed to be sexy?

Oh hey look I revived this thread for my own enjoyment lolololol

How's it going, Poo Face!?
Yeah, that's right Cracka! Poo Face!
Ya know why you're called Poo Face!?
Because you have nostrils!
Haha!

That 12 year old sure told me.

Not what I'm in to, you like you're 10 or something.

Do what one of my teachers did and make up 'traditions' for the new foreign students. Everytime we get a new foreign student in the class, he says that in New Zealand students have to give the teacher $5 every class to teach us, it worked on one student.

He also once asked a German Student who were the bad guys in World War 2.

I really don't mind Kaley Cuoco.

At 10/9/08 03:57 AM, Gormack wrote: Walk up to him and start fingering his bum hole. Then say "It's not really the most comfortable thing to do in public is it?"

I don't condone doing this but do what you have to do man.

I'm still going for my idea.

Walk up to him and start fingering his bum hole. Then say "It's not really the most comfortable thing to do in public is it?"

I don't condone doing this but do what you have to do man.

Theme Hospital, it's an oldie but it was still good I thought.

This thread is giving me a splitting headache.

At 10/9/08 12:48 AM, Lagatag wrote: Fat ugly women do

lol I agree.
Dash, you're probably setting your standards too high, there's not enough supermodels to go around ya know?

Why was he your friend in the first place?

Here's some more.
Alive - P.O.D
and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song

At 10/5/08 08:18 AM, Gormack wrote: It was just over-hyped, it's a good game but it wasn't the perfect game everyone was expecting it to be.

woops slight typo, fixed it :)