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45 Forum Posts by "GordonDaMonster"

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In need of a new username. Posted March 10th, 2011 in General

Well, I was thinking of making a new account here on NG but I can't think of any good username's.
So maybe you guys can help, what should be my new username?

What I would like:

Something short and simple
Catchy

I expect some interesting names from you guys, and maybe some funny ones so we can all have a good laugh :P

Response to: Your level icon VS, Zombie hords Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

Well, brass knuckles are better then nothing, but I would still say I'm personally fucked.

Response to: The Amish... Posted February 21st, 2011 in General
At 2/20/11 11:46 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: They have cool hats

And beards, We must NEVER forget the beards.

Response to: what would happen if Posted February 20th, 2011 in General
At 2/20/11 06:33 PM, Makakaov wrote:
At 2/20/11 06:32 PM, zalecot wrote:
At 2/20/11 06:31 PM, Flak wrote:
At 2/20/11 06:29 PM, Makakaov wrote: There are ones. You just expect everyone to play by your rules and prefferences.

That makes you gay.
I'll be over at 8, I'll bring the lube, you bring the rubbers.
I'll bring the video camera.
I'll bring a baseball bat.

I'll bring the fire extinguisher, I can already tell this is gonna be HOT.

Response to: Thats what she said is old. Posted February 20th, 2011 in General
At 2/20/11 05:56 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: Anyone agree?

That's what she said.

Response to: If Your Account Was Deleted Posted February 20th, 2011 in General

I assume no one would. I don't contribute much to this site, so there's really no reason for anyone to know me in the first place.

Response to: How Often Do You Change Your Posted February 20th, 2011 in General

I've only ever changed mine once to evil. Red being my favorite colour, I thought it to be the right adjustment.

Response to: How was your childhood? Posted February 17th, 2011 in General
At 2/17/11 08:25 PM, GordonDaMonster wrote:
At 2/17/11 06:01 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote: Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.
Haha, nice.

I almost forgot!

How was your childhood?

Response to: How was your childhood? Posted February 17th, 2011 in General
At 2/17/11 06:01 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote: Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.

Haha, nice.

Response to: I saw two people in the bushes! Posted February 16th, 2011 in General

Sneaky

I saw two people in the bushes!

Response to: Spilt thy seed by thine own hand Posted February 13th, 2011 in General
At 2/13/11 11:20 PM, GordonDaMonster wrote:
At 2/13/11 04:27 PM, comicretard wrote:
At 2/13/11 04:17 PM, GordonDaMonster wrote: Well then,

We all know what Obama's hiding
HEY, OBAMA LOOKS DOWN UPON YOUR SOUL
WHO THE FUCK NEEDS OBAMA WHEN YOU'VE LLAMA?!?!?

I know I don't

YOU HAVE** lmao, fail on my behalf.

P.S.

This thread has now been changed Into a Llama thread!

Response to: Spilt thy seed by thine own hand Posted February 13th, 2011 in General
At 2/13/11 04:27 PM, comicretard wrote:
At 2/13/11 04:17 PM, GordonDaMonster wrote: Well then,

We all know what Obama's hiding
HEY, OBAMA LOOKS DOWN UPON YOUR SOUL

WHO THE FUCK NEEDS OBAMA WHEN YOU'VE LLAMA?!?!?

:I know I don't

Spilt thy seed by thine own hand

Response to: Spilt thy seed by thine own hand Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

Well then,

We all know what Obama's hiding

Spilt thy seed by thine own hand

Response to: Make Me ! Posted February 13th, 2011 in General
At 2/13/11 07:08 AM, Falonefal wrote: I fucked your mom last night.
She crapped.

But was she laughing?

Response to: Would you befriend Cthulhu? Posted February 12th, 2011 in General

Of fucking course!

Then again, we all do know better then deny him...

Would you befriend Cthulhu?

Response to: Doomsday Theories Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

Turkey!

Response to: I Dare You Posted February 7th, 2011 in General
At 2/7/11 06:01 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 2/7/11 05:59 PM, hitman1993 wrote:
At 2/7/11 05:56 PM, Falonefal wrote: I have a better idea, I'll cook better than him!
It's all about speed these days, brah.
Fuck that, I'm not going to war in a Formula-345434, I'm taking the fucking Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster.

Monster you say? :D and, I would have eaten that until he molested it with his speediness D: Wouldn't it have been faster if he didn't hack that poor bean can to death?

R.I.P
In loving memories of actually cooking

Response to: The Two-Word Story Posted February 4th, 2011 in Writing

What does a robot eat for its birthday?" asked Al. Obama cringed yet stared shitting a midget because Adolf Hitler's butt was crawling with Jewish syphilis. And suddenly lesbians appeared!
"Fire the cannons, bitches!"
Adolf played with his pale wrinkly affidavit as Asian businessmen filed reports on Zen-Buddhism.
"You are a moron." said Bob, right after a vigorous morning swim in a shark-filled Iranian bank that's frozen.

"Whatever man I'm just keepin' it realer than a cake in a dirty hospital."

Bob smirked. "Silly lady, tricks are for my sock puppets!"

With diabetes, comes great ass cancer and cake filled with human hands and responsibility.

"Yo, Bobby," spurted an Asian businessman, "I gotta shit now."

Feces exploded while he reminisced about last night, and its stench lingered for hours. Clogged toilet made him only madder. The plunger was stuck tightly inside Al's round gauged ear. Hundreds of flies were exploding with pus-filled boners shooting democratic jews. The flies were unaware that they were really desperate for

Response to: He's got a knife NG!!! Posted January 29th, 2011 in General

Badgers Attack!

Response to: Make up a gay film title. Posted January 18th, 2011 in General
At 1/18/11 04:47 PM, GordonDaMonster wrote: Ramming Private Ryan. (Saving Private Ryan)
Anal-Lyze This. (Analyze This)
The Fist-Full-Of-Ass. (The Aristocats)
Fucking Him Full In 80 Days. (Around The World In 80 Days)
Bad Day With Black Cock. (Bad Day At Black Rock)

Meh.. Best I could come up with.

lol got another one,

The Men Who Stare At Blokes (Men Who Stare At Goats)

still not good but meh XD

Response to: Make up a gay film title. Posted January 18th, 2011 in General

Ramming Private Ryan. (Saving Private Ryan)
Anal-Lyze This. (Analyze This)
The Fist-Full-Of-Ass. (The Aristocats)
Fucking Him Full In 80 Days. (Around The World In 80 Days)
Bad Day With Black Cock. (Bad Day At Black Rock)

Meh.. Best I could come up with.

Response to: Megan fox Posted January 17th, 2011 in General
At 1/17/11 04:16 PM, zachdamacman wrote: Who pissed in your lemonade?

ME!

Response to: I finally... Posted January 17th, 2011 in General
At 1/17/11 06:57 PM, AlbinoCow wrote: You look like a convicted rapist. No thanks.

I think you have something here, definately looks a tad on the sketchy side.

Response to: hackers Posted January 16th, 2011 in General
At 1/16/11 10:17 AM, 111122223138 wrote: If you need hacks to win at those games, you fucking suck.

I must say I agree with him

Response to: I like apples. Posted January 15th, 2011 in General
At 1/14/11 08:39 PM, Floofs wrote:
At 1/14/11 08:37 PM, Acid-Paradox wrote: I like turtles
I like EATING turtles.

Would you eat this turtle?

Response to: Spam PM's Posted January 11th, 2011 in General
At 1/11/11 09:01 PM, CalvinGodly wrote: Just letting you guys now that The Newgrounds Taskbar PM's are starting again, If anyone gets one, just post it here, mine is from DancingPineappleguy.
I believe seeing the other one get locked because of a crazy mod, that's why I started this one.

Yep, got one from the same user.

Response to: See that thing to your left? Posted January 11th, 2011 in General

A plastic cup...
FUCK! what am I supposed to do? offer him something to piss in and run as he does it?

Response to: I killed myself newgrounds.. Posted January 10th, 2011 in General

Well you see, there's this thing called the Replay button.
Enjoy :P

Response to: The Two-Word Story Posted January 10th, 2011 in Writing

"What does a robot eat for its birthday?" asked Al. Obama cringed yet stared shitting a midget because Adolf Hitler's butt was crawling with Jewish syphilis. And suddenly lesbians appeared!
"Fire the cannons, bitches!"
Adolf played with his pale wrinkly affidavit as Asian businessmen filed reports on Zen-Buddhism.
"You are a moron." said Bob, right after a vigorous morning swim in a shark-filled Iranian bank that's frozen.

"Whatever man I'm just keepin' it realer than a cake in a

Response to: Want a Klondike Bar? Posted January 10th, 2011 in General

Ask me when I'm hungry.

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