Ever seen Bad Santa? Well imagine me as the old man, except I aint that old.
So it all started in the park, I was with some students studying/playing soccer in a park. This fat, weak kid was being picked on by 15 and 16 year olds. Next thing they jumped him, I come in. I hear "help, help" I ran towards him. The next thing I was kicking ass.
I pull the smallest kid there, I took his neck and I punched him out cold with one hit.
The other two kids notice quickly. I drag one other kid down to the ground and start beating the shit out of his head for like 20 seconds. While the other kid tryed to get his baseball hit. After he has been on the ground a while, I spat on him, and gave him a nice black eye.
Then the oldest kid with the bat tryed to hit me, I took it. I threw it away, and next thing I get punched in the gut. And he then tried to kick me in the nuts. But I grabbed his leg quickly, and I tried to snap his other leg. Then I gave him 3 hard kicks to his balls. *BTW I was wearing soccer cleats* Think of the pain. :D
After that the other two kids just watch me beat the crap out of him. For like 60 seconds. The first kid I knocked down ran away and picked up the baseball back. The second kid want more, so I shoved him into the ground and I rubbed his face in a ant pile. I told him out loud "You think this is fun, I hope these f*cking ants concur to this, b*tch!" Then I picked him up off the ground then I shoved him back in some mud.
Then after I walked away staring at them, they ran away quickly. Soon after that, I talked to the kid. He was only 13/14 and I found out that he got picked at school lot with these same 3 kids. He was told to meet up with him in order to pay his debt for not respecting them when being called "Piggy." I almost laughed, but I had to be serious so I told him if he ever needs help next time I would teach him some moves.
Damn.... I feel I did something great in today's society. : )