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Topic: I beat the shit out of 3 teens.

Posted: 02/20/07 12:15 AM

Forum: General

Yes this is true, not some lame attention whore post. Tomorrow, I get to talk to the other kid father, I should take pictures of the after math on his face.


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Topic: I beat the shit out of 3 teens.

Posted: 02/20/07 12:12 AM

Forum: General

Anyways I forgot. I talked to all the parents. The 3 bullies parents, I talked to all of them. I have no chargers against me. Actually, these parents were somewhat aware of this bullying. 2 of the fathers actually approved of my ass kicking I gave them. The other father, wishes I broke it up. I had no option about what I was seeing, and the baseball bat. That was just plain right low. They could of killed that kid.


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Topic: I beat the shit out of 3 teens.

Posted: 02/20/07 12:07 AM

Forum: General

Ever seen Bad Santa? Well imagine me as the old man, except I aint that old.

So it all started in the park, I was with some students studying/playing soccer in a park. This fat, weak kid was being picked on by 15 and 16 year olds. Next thing they jumped him, I come in. I hear "help, help" I ran towards him. The next thing I was kicking ass.

I pull the smallest kid there, I took his neck and I punched him out cold with one hit.

The other two kids notice quickly. I drag one other kid down to the ground and start beating the shit out of his head for like 20 seconds. While the other kid tryed to get his baseball hit. After he has been on the ground a while, I spat on him, and gave him a nice black eye.

Then the oldest kid with the bat tryed to hit me, I took it. I threw it away, and next thing I get punched in the gut. And he then tried to kick me in the nuts. But I grabbed his leg quickly, and I tried to snap his other leg. Then I gave him 3 hard kicks to his balls. *BTW I was wearing soccer cleats* Think of the pain. :D

After that the other two kids just watch me beat the crap out of him. For like 60 seconds. The first kid I knocked down ran away and picked up the baseball back. The second kid want more, so I shoved him into the ground and I rubbed his face in a ant pile. I told him out loud "You think this is fun, I hope these f*cking ants concur to this, b*tch!" Then I picked him up off the ground then I shoved him back in some mud.

Then after I walked away staring at them, they ran away quickly. Soon after that, I talked to the kid. He was only 13/14 and I found out that he got picked at school lot with these same 3 kids. He was told to meet up with him in order to pay his debt for not respecting them when being called "Piggy." I almost laughed, but I had to be serious so I told him if he ever needs help next time I would teach him some moves.

Damn.... I feel I did something great in today's society. : )


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Topic: Nerds Rape!

Posted: 02/17/07 10:14 PM

Forum: General

At 2/17/07 10:11 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: here

It does. Wonka Nerds Rape. O.o! O snap!

OMG.

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Happy

Topic: Nerds Rape!

Posted: 02/17/07 10:09 PM

Forum: General

Currently I am eating nerds rope. If you look closer at the logo doesn't look like it says "Nerds Rape?"

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Topic: 84 year old women rapes 11 year old

Posted: 02/17/07 05:56 PM

Forum: General

I feel sorry for that kid. Ew* Ew* Poor kid. :(


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Topic: Britney Spears shaves her head

Posted: 02/17/07 04:07 PM

Forum: General

I think she may be on drugs like meth. Or maybe she has really deep issues. Or she is trying to get more attention.


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Questioning

Topic: When do i get bat avg?

Posted: 02/17/07 03:42 PM

Forum: Flash


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Topic: What Is Tom Doing To Wade!?

Posted: 02/17/07 02:37 PM

Forum: General

Tom is fixing Wade's fly because wade's zipper is useless. So he is trying to put some duct tape on it instead. :D


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Topic: I found the cosmic vagina.

Posted: 02/17/07 02:21 PM

Forum: General

It doesn't really look like a vagina. But that picture sure is pretty. Now if it had like boob images in that picture. Then it would look like a cosmic vagina. In the mean time, were in hell did you obtain a picture like that? Google I am assuming?


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Topic: Adopt a noob

Posted: 02/17/07 02:18 PM

Forum: General

At 2/17/07 02:16 PM, Oxymaniac wrote: Someone adopt me!

Alright. I PM yeah. I shall teach you may ways, and I may as well learn some new things too. And were off. :D


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Topic: Adopt a noob

Posted: 02/17/07 02:11 PM

Forum: General

I will adopt a noob. The Exception is that he/she has to be older than 15.

People requesting to adopt:

JoeisCooler

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Topic: If you were Squidward...

Posted: 02/17/07 02:02 PM

Forum: General

Simple. If I were Squiward. I would do the following.

I make Sandy my hoe.
I make Patrick my foot stool.
I would rob Mr. Crabs burger place every Wednesday.
I would see Mr. Crabs daughter every day and slap her silly til she gives me the money.
I would make Sponge bob move to Alaska because he is just that annoying.
I would make that big lobster dude become my body guard.
I get that tiny small shrimp to see my foot every day, because he is a useless creature.
Lastly, every Monday is oil spill day too. > : (


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Topic: Star Wars

Posted: 02/17/07 01:56 PM

Forum: General

I do know that if you open up your cmd prompt. You can watch star wars. type in telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl. You should be able to see star wars.


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Topic: Did you cry when your 1st pet died?

Posted: 02/17/07 01:35 PM

Forum: General

I did not cry when my first dog died. My Dad told me that I will not see him forever. Then a year later he told me the truth when I was 7. My dog had to be put asleep because he was extremely old.


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Topic: Free Cure For Acne!!!

Posted: 02/17/07 01:29 PM

Forum: General

My mom buy's me products that are like 20 dollars each. They work just fine, except these smell though. :(


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Topic: Does NG like pokemon now ?

Posted: 02/17/07 01:23 PM

Forum: General

Pokemon, is that crap still around? Gheez I thought that fad stopped like 5 years ago.


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Topic: I Saw A Fox

Posted: 02/17/07 02:59 AM

Forum: General

Last time I saw a fox I was in Wyoming. He was brown and white looking. That made my day. :) I wish I had the picture. :D


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Angry

Topic: Cursor Button. > : (

Posted: 02/17/07 02:19 AM

Forum: Flash

startDrag ("_root.cursor", true);
Mouse.hide();

I used this in my beginning scene. I am using it at my ending scene. I made seperate layers for it. I put the movie clip on to the screen. I tested out the last part of movie, and cursor would not work at the end of my movie, why? And it did not give me an error.


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Topic: Replay Button?

Posted: 02/17/07 02:10 AM

Forum: Flash

O Snap I got it to work. Now I am going to add one or two things then i will submit it. :D


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Topic: Replay Button?

Posted: 02/17/07 02:03 AM

Forum: Flash

Thank you but
I got this error.
**Error** Scene=Scene 26, layer=background, frame=466:Line 4: Statement must appear within on handler
stop();

Total ActionScript Errors: 1 Reported Errors: 1


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Questioning

Topic: Replay Button?

Posted: 02/17/07 01:36 AM

Forum: Flash

Can anyone tell me the AS script for a replay button. And could anyone give me a kool looking replay button?


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Topic: Another Beta Please

Posted: 02/16/07 11:24 PM

Forum: Flash

Very Good. You should have options on your cursors. Like amenu for custom cursor. Like have a music note, a guitar, or drums, or an NG tank, also too add some more colors. Overall, good job dude.

Just throwing some ideas out there.

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Topic: Windows Vista Skin

Posted: 02/16/07 04:54 PM

Forum: General

When i saw windows vista i thought it look neat. But many of my friends told me it can be a bit buggy.


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Topic: So I quit math!

Posted: 02/15/07 02:14 PM

Forum: General

That is why I use this. For the recorded, lol theres a lot of blue marks on your paper. Shit, I am having trouble in Public Policy (56) and Physics I (?) I have not taken a test yet. Physcis Lab I though is easy. I am just concerned about studying for this next upcoming test.

Why quit math? I am in Calc II, it is a breeze. :D


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Topic: Shaving my head into a Penis

Posted: 02/15/07 02:01 PM

Forum: General

Alright, I been debating in my head whether or not I should do this. I want one of my friends to give me a haircut and make it look like a penis. Only reason why I am considering of doing this is because I am in need of cash badly. I am a broke college student who needs food money and needs a new computer because a while ago I got my computer stolen. So NG, if I host this up on a website like say... break.com do you think they will pay me 400 for it? I might ask, do you think it would be funny if I walked around in public with that haircut?

Lately I just got a traffic ticket and I got to pay for that too. :(

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Topic: A Heart = A Hot Girls Butt!!! :d

Posted: 02/14/07 11:02 PM

Forum: General

I was thinking to myself ...a hot girl's butt and a heart look similar. Then I figured it out, it represents heart! I see the resemblance, I see why we celebrate this hoilday. :D

A Heart = A Hot Girls Butt!!! :d


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Topic: Giving a girl pleasure orally. :(

Posted: 02/14/07 06:44 PM

Forum: General

She told me after she take a shower I can put honey mustard on it next time. Hopefully i will not throw it all up. :P


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Topic: Giving a girl pleasure orally. :(

Posted: 02/14/07 12:51 AM

Forum: General

For the record:

She does shave, and has soft skin.

Also, I am sick right now and I am plugged up with mucus therefore I can not smell. : (


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Topic: Giving a girl pleasure orally. :(

Posted: 02/14/07 12:19 AM

Forum: General

It is nasty! Guys, I gave my x oral. She blows me on a daily basis. Anyways long story short, never until today I gave a girl oral. It is nasty. I did it about for like 30 seconds. I puked everywhere over my dorm room sink. Currently, my sink needs cleaning. As for my throat, I been gargling tons of scope. Thank god for scope or I would have this smelly pussy stench in my forever. :P So the next time, your mouth is ever near a pussy. Smell it. Then decide your fate from there. As of my fate as of today well.....sucked.

Just let the girls give you oral and never ever give back.

Now. As for my dick, I need to keep one brain on at all times.

:P


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