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At 1/16/05 05:45 PM, stafffighter wrote: so get one of your many moms to clean them

Wait, Brian, are you a mormon!?

I love it when people have nothing better to do than harass me online

OHHH! I love drama! It reminds me of high school!

At 1/16/05 03:30 PM, _RiVeN_ wrote: Johnny Depp

stop, please, I can't stop laughing!

At 1/16/05 04:40 PM, Viper_Studios wrote: I work at a riteaid and got a pharmacists to get me a viagra pill and I took it and ive been hard for about 3 hours now anyone know whats going on or when its going to stop?

You might have it for a few more hours. I doubt you needed to take it, so it should last a long time.

Have a ball

Best Sammich: Knuckle

Worst Sammich: Tuna&Bedn

At 1/15/05 08:55 PM, Goldencat wrote: I guess you iz right, if by "garden" you mean bedroom, then I be stickin' my "tool" in yo mama.

MLK's birthday is tomorrow. Do you even know what he did for your people?

At 1/16/05 02:32 PM, darkmaster2000 wrote: Johnny depp. Need i say why?

Yeah, being that I couldn't stop laughing after I read that name in this topic.

Jaleel White > Jesus Christ > George W. Bush > Johnny Depp

At 12/6/04 05:33 PM, Incredible_Hulk wrote: Do we look like fags?

Yes, but that still didn't answer his question.

I haven't heard anything about it, but I think it's a good idea. It would bring live back to the title. I thought that a 3rd persion, 3D RPG would work well for the series.

At 1/16/05 12:54 PM, Slaker4012 wrote: She reminds me of a Go Go

Same... it's creepy.

7.5/10

At 1/16/05 10:27 AM, Gunter45 wrote: Haven't we all wondered that?

Haven't we all tried it??

At 1/16/05 06:52 AM, spanishfli wrote: GO GENERAL NOW.

I wonder if I can shove my balls up my own ass without either member being in pain.

I want to see Shrike in his real form.. hell, I want to know his real name... maybe his pin number, social security, bank account...

At 1/15/05 04:33 PM, -Frank- wrote: SURPRISE!

I love the "fat pack" in front of his junk

At 1/15/05 08:41 PM, striker101 wrote: Dammit... I wanted to get that game soooo bad... But, sadly i was 15 bucks short....

I'm going to wait for a price drop, like I do with almost every game I buy.

At 1/15/05 09:08 PM, Shrapnel wrote: 1) What's wrong with being gay?

Nothing, unless you live in America

2) Looks like you got pwned.

Indeed. I don't think Lavagasm is the first, as there are many gays on NG. Who knows, maybe.

At 1/15/05 08:36 PM, Still_Life wrote: I just got Resident Evil 4 last night

Bastard. That's the only game that I'm pumped about. I only heard about it not too long ago, but I've been seeing a lot on it and it looks insane.

It's official: My friends from both High School and College are bad at guessing compared to people from the internet. That's soooo bad.

We need a shrike bearsuit

At 1/15/05 05:33 PM, -Michael- wrote: It will work tommorow afternoon

Did I not say that?

Basically, this means iPowerweb is screwing me and I'm exploring my options.

We are jews, this "being screwed thing" happens.

How many subdomains will the new service give you?

I still want the DAG and Bakshi to come together.. right now... over me...

That X-mas tree guy told me to spam NG with the fact that my blog that nobody reads, in much like a Xanga or livejournal way, has changed it's url. By tomorrow this time, or there abouts, it will be gooie.bakshi.us.

Y.A.Y.

Skunk changed, too. Anybody want a subdomain? Hmm? Talk to Bakshi.

When is the DAG and Bakshi.us going to fuse? This should happen by the fall of 2005 at the latest. Hmm?

At 1/15/05 05:46 AM, He_Who_Never_Was wrote: no, Pulp Fiction

Quentin Tarantino > You

Umm, Starship Troopers 2, but the first one sucked enough...

That new Dr. Pepper? I saw it, but I don't drink Diet.

At 1/12/05 05:41 PM, smashb92 wrote: God do not ever watch Super Milk Chan!

It's spelled "Gooie", but okay. It isn't gay, it's just really japanese (like most shows before Funimation rapes them). I think the show is really bad, too.

I own all three, too, and I play GC the most because of Metriod Prime 2. Otherwise, I play PS2. Never do I touch Xbox. I play DC and Genesis more than that box of doom

I wonder if anyone from NG knows me better than people I actually know... hmmm. Maybe Zeke... nah.

I wish I had a goat for every time someone thought my first love was my ex fiance. I'd have sooo many goats.

That's a lot of piss. It's lame that some doesn't miss fire and spray to the side.. I mean..

At 1/13/05 10:33 PM, Ozcar wrote: This is for Gooie :)

Gooie <3 the Ozcar

I'll keep that in mind :P

You better. The lawn ain't gunna cut itself... and if it did... awesome..

At 1/14/05 03:06 PM, Inspirons_evil_clone wrote: you have a good point there but what do you sugest we do, give them respect??

In a way, yes. on the grounds that men inherently have a negative bias towards women in most fields.

At 1/15/05 04:54 AM, bad_influence wrote: here.

NO! Google Canada is stupid!

At 1/14/05 07:02 PM, drDAK wrote: I heard this on the Oreilly Factor and I really was shocked that our society has gotten so low.

I'm sooo sorry that you were subjected to a horrible show on such a disgusting network.

It turns out a 16-year-old Michigan boy hit his girl friend with a base ball bat repatedly to kill the baby which was already 6 months alive in her mother's womb.

Not the brightest firework in the sky. Not even I got to that point.

Even though I don't think that the fetus is alive at this point, according to law, they both should go to jail.

O'Reilly... hahahahahahahaha

At 1/14/05 05:46 PM, LadyGrace wrote: WTF? I can honestly say that is the most random thing ever.

*kissy face*

Are you sure you're not turing into Morextremist? (Different story... but almost as disturbing)

Oh yeah, he posts here sometimes. I've never cared to read his posts.

Anyway, school is starting tuesday. I'm taking 18 credits...

That isn't a lot.

At 1/14/05 07:00 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: DRYWALL IS A DUMB IDEA.

Would you rather "wetwall", "firewall", or "largerustyspikewall"?

Can someone sum up this Wraith thing? I read Shrike's post and I looked back on the page and something about him and pot... is that the worst of it? I remember a lot of kids getting in trouble for pot, but they came back to school.

At 1/14/05 08:01 PM, BeFell wrote: Wouldn't that lead to more than enough vegence? For more penises claim she's your girlfriend.

Nobody is THAT dumb. Zeke.

At 1/13/05 09:42 AM, _lightning_ wrote: Whats the competition? :)

In reality, there shouldn't be any. But we're dealing with virtual reality, so I'm not sure if it translates in the same manner.