THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
When I was little,my computer got a virus.It was a blue or purple gorrila.You could ask it to tell you jokes and stuff.It was WEIRD!We had it removed before it could get to system32,lucky us.It wasn't hard to get away though.We just right clicked and said leave.My computer crashed some years later.it must have gotten system32 and didn't REALLY leave.Weird virus it was!
And for the new virus I would make,Rick Astley(Which is me if you didn't know)would pop up and sing his(or my)most famous song,never gonna give you up.And every time you tried to open something,Pico would shoot it with his M16.