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Pasta sounds pretty good mmm

Words cause more damage than sticks and stones ever could

2012!?

At 8/7/10 12:16 AM, vannila-guerilla wrote: Dont mention a 2nd commedian in this thread and say he is funnier than those two. Thats not what this thread is about.

Oh okay, so I'll mention a third:

Stephen Wright

now that guy is funny

Teenagers and young adults typically have later sleep schedules for some biological reason. It either goes away around mid-20's, or it doesn't, in the latter case it may be called Delayed Sleep-Phase Syndrome. Some people are seeking to make High School starting times later because of this biological phenomenon, and one school had an increase in test scores just by starting the day even half an hour later than normal.

At 8/5/10 05:14 AM, TITSAUCE wrote:

At 8/5/10 05:11 AM, GoldenClock wrote: some mad Simon and Garfunkel up in here

S&G are serious. rrrrreal srs.

they OG's

some mad Simon and Garfunkel up in here

At 8/4/10 05:55 AM, Saren wrote: I'm fucking pissed off they are building a mosque in our country, I'm pretty sure we never have built a fucking church in Bagdahd (or however the fuck it's spelled) or Africa.

They're called Missionaries silly!

At 8/4/10 05:42 AM, nigrilaforever wrote:

At 8/4/10 05:09 AM, GoldenClock wrote: I like women, they're nice

this is true, we are

I know!

At 8/4/10 05:26 AM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote: That ain't cool
that is new school
are you a fatty
or a patty
with honey
so you wasted your money
on chips
imported from ships
probably from china
that is right, australian food is finer

I'm not fat :(

I went off to the store
ran out of chips the day before
so i knew i just had to get some more

I like women, they're nice

At 8/4/10 03:49 AM, RonnyRunner wrote:

At 8/4/10 03:46 AM, Makakaov wrote:

At 8/4/10 03:45 AM, GoldenClock wrote: it was a bear

Yes, that's true. I encountered many of them.

Nope It was Bigfoot

Bigfoot is just an overachieving bear

it was a bear

Why
can't
we
be
friiiiiiiiiends

I'm Golden Clock, therefore I'm heavy metal

So it would make you feel better if someone tons better than you told you how much you suck at Flash?

There were two scientists in a bathtub. One scientist says to the other scientist 'hey, pass the soap!', and the other scientist says 'no soap, radio!'

superheroes are so cool~

Takeru Kobayashi

At 7/14/10 03:43 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote:

At 7/14/10 03:42 AM, GoldenClock wrote: Superman is silly!

He'll kick your ass!

Probably, because he never feels like doing anything important:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWj1rfCy6 -c

Superman is silly!

At 7/14/10 03:17 AM, Archile wrote: Yikes, Shrapnel and olskoo, those names bring back memories :p, not necesarily good ones -.-(Mostly on my part, seeing how I was one annoying little kid -.-) ah well, I just felt the need to post this image xD

Do you remember dl_monk and izax? Man those guys were silly.

At 7/14/10 03:10 AM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: Well, I hate the CC as well, but I hate the KK more, and more than them I hate the FF, and so on.

I used to hate the Clock Crew too, but look at me now!

At 7/14/10 03:09 AM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: I can't believe I'm saying this... but listen to Golden Clock. The KK is horrible, almost beyond description.

Why would it be bad to listen to me in the first place? :( you're mean

At 7/14/10 03:06 AM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: Join KK until you understand what you're doing.

No don't do this!

That's turrible

At 7/14/10 02:55 AM, pie4me6 wrote: Why would you do that?

Thought of it as house cleaning I guess

At 7/14/10 02:53 AM, debom wrote:

At 7/14/10 02:51 AM, GoldenClock wrote:

At 7/14/10 02:45 AM, pie4me6 wrote: Your sign-up year is rare nowadays.

I signed up before him, what a noob!

But you do have 41 posts...

I used to have thousands but I had them deleted!

You'll probably want to practice a lot for a few months before ever submitting anything.