Ahh right, we needed an overall name for the trophies given out. Like the Oscars... See, I'm sure I read that somewhere between HOT and SWEATY debates (my favourite)... I just forgot.

So yeah, Groundbreakers sounds pretty good but it's just missing something. It doesn't have that ring to it, like if you were to ring a babys neck, that would stick with you for the rest of your life, and that's what we want this name of the trophies to do... Stick with you.

In that case, "Little Willies" fits a bit better (easy tiger). It's just... Odd at first, yet it resonates style for those smart enough to get the hidden meaning, and it also looks like the NG logo, at least I think it does... I've forgotten what the "Little Willies" looked like. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE, HAR HAR... Oh sure, maybe on a cold day but that's besides the point.

If I were to give my own ideas on the name of this trophie, I would reccomend;

Tanksta (because you're never really a winner unless you're black or pretending to be black)
Tankimus Prime... Oh come on, who doesn't like Transformers? (The recent movie suuuucked... "YOU'RE A SOILDER NOW"... Oh dear)
Tankiachi ... Apparently, Tenkaichi means "Strongest in the Universe" or something along those lines, so a nice little play on words there.
Groundsta ... Have I already meantioned the whole black thing?
Tank Buster ... Yeah, I'm running low on ideas. Yet that one sounds semi decent. I've got a semi just thinking about it.
William Stanker ... Because I believe there to be enough homosexual and black references in my post to interest him. (Hmmm, I've just lost my semi... You'll pay for that Will)

Bah, most of my ideas include the word tank... I've got to think outside the box! Well, isn't the Golden Globe trophy just that? A golden globe? It's like Tom Fulp said --- "because you guys built a stigma that is hard to shake. And I'm not blaming you for it because I've done the same thing to NG on countless occasions, I'm just saying that's how it is and we all gotta live with it. :)" .

So, it's a trophie of a tank, why shouldn't it include the word tank? Why? WHY?

But hey, all things considered, the idea of it being called 'Steve' was pretty comical, and it's got that sort of charm that would stand the test of time. I can't see myself getting bored with "The Stevie awards" or something of the sorts.

The 'Golden Globe Awards'? Try the 'Bronze Stevie Awards' on for size.

Kazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

Hmm, there's a few decent ideas for names going on here. Plenty of flaming too!

I liked the 'Groundbreaker' name, twas pretty smart.

After reading each page of this thread I've forgotten what the main point of it all was... I got sidetracked by the large amount of bickering. Although I think the arguements stem from who gets the Leadership award which I'm not to bothered aboot. We need just a name for the... Er, what do we need a name for again?

Erm.... Why?

What the bloody hell is going on here?! Emo? Who what where?! Damn it Mills! Man the cannon, rouse the tankmen and send them out! Don't let those damned Jerry bastards into our sacred country!

Yes, it's five thirty, yes I'm off my tits on red leicester, and no you cannot have any. Really though, and I mean really, if there is red leicester, does that mean there can be blue leicester? Oh, on topic you say? Erm, okay.

Who cares, bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

MY HEAD, IT'S SPINNING!

Oh, there's my caps button, as for my head spinning; it's all this red leicester I've been eating!

What you said didn't make any sense at all, but I'm just a leicester head after all, what can I say? Evidently, quite a bit.

Ho hum.

I felt like answering this thread with witty remarks but I'm almost spent, I'll save the last few I have for the right time...

The games I'm looking forward to is YOUR MUM.

Ah shit, do you see what I mean? How dire.

In actualy fact, the games are Dragonball Z Tenkaichi 2 for the Wii (which I'm going to find out is just as bad as Tenkachi 1). The other is Super Smash Brothers Brawl, although saying that, I recently bought SSB melee to play on my Wii and it's alot different from the first one... I'm not too sure if I like it or not.

Oh yeah, I just heard about Halo 3. Like about three hours ago, I watched a few trailers and it's going on the list for sure. I'll just have to save up for the 360... Great fun.

Oh no you DIDN'T use the police as the CARE police right?! How imhumane! Oh oh oh, and Simon Pegg aswell? This thread is OUT OF CONTROL.

I hope that someone get's my.... Message in a bottle.

You see, two completely different things. Tst.

Well okay mate, you can stand up for what you believe in. But can you do it elsewhere? You're holy-ing my morning. Why would you post this hmmm? Are you trying to get a secret message across? Like all the other ones will come out of hiding and... OH MY LIFE, what if they've already assembled?! It's like Warcraft three all over again! You're rooting out all acolytes of sort and going to march on through and blow up the Portal which has stood for over TEN THOUSAND DAYS I'm sure.

How unjust!

HAR HAR, I'm just kiding ofcourse, don't take this to heart. I just felt like posting in a thread that made no sense, it makes me feel right at home, AND AGAIN. No really, I'm joking again, I just can't find the "Post" button so I'm having to draw this out to---- Oh, here it is.

When I tried to say it, I heard falafel.

What does this say about me? Only time can tell, but time has no tounge, much like a stone. A stone is much similar to a rock, are they the same? Who knows, only time can tell. But time has no.... Wait wait, the room is spinning.

But really, I agree that ROFL sounds DIRE, as do all shortcuts of typing your blatant lack of amusement. I just type "Heh" if I am faking, and "Hehe" if I am humouring, "Haha" for when I'm faking again but I've used "Heh" too recently that it might look like I'm just typing one word ansers to acknowledge that they are talking to me, WHICH I AM, and "Hah" when I agree with laughter (that is normally fake aswell). I think I do anyway, who AM I? Only time will tell, and time ------

Oh god, this cracks me up... Do you see what I did there? I said god... Ahhh nevermind, reading stuff like this cracks me up, in the sense like "Ahhhh, religion, good for a chuckle or two". Now, I know what you're thinking, I would never STAB a.... Believeist? Oh HELL, what do you those people? I'm only kidding ofcourse. What's this topic about again? Urg, too much red leicester this early...

What am I DOING here?

I will try to be serious. Yes, the Bible does contradict itself. Alot. I've known it before I was born, BECAUSE I AM GOD.

Well, the first half of that was serious, ignore the part about me being god.

How the heck did I find my way into the Politics forum... This red leicester must be more off than I thought.

Crazeh thread, which way is the bar going now? Who what where?

Ehhhh I haven't heard of.. Ah crap, what was it called, too late for me to go back and check now! I'll lose this line and half I've currently written! I just keep making it worse!

But, I prefer Aerodynamic since I haven't heard the other song, Discovery is one of my "Trapped on the moon" Cds, it's where you get to choose three albums to take wiff you when you get stranded on the moon. WHEN, not IF.

I'll look into the other song now actually, I love Daft Punk. Oh, that's what the other song is called Da funk. I love the Homework Album but I prefer Discovery over it by far.

You know what it DIDN'T do though?

It DIDN'T try to commit suicide, change it's mind and then get hit by a car.

Unlike you.

Fucker.

Yea, because that makes sense! -scrapes a notch on the wall to mark another smacktard on the net-

I suppose you just get offended by sexual images, and get insulted by god related jokes! My god, you're a christian! Are you annoyed too because I didn't put a capital G for god? Does that undermine his authority? Will I get smited?! WILL YOU EVER GET LAID?!?! Fank wuu, fank wuu....

All of the DBZ chars and Link, hmmm maybe Neji from Naruto...

Ermm... You know? Pokemon is lame as hell now that we are all growned up now, but if pokemon did exist, that would fooking rule, going around, shooting animals with a few k of volts, replacing your fat cat that did nothing with a Machamp that puts jehova witnesses in strangle holds ect...

I agree that anime chicks would look wierd as hell.

Also, I want the cast of beyblade so I can pan their face in with a spade, they try to protect themselves with flying bits of plastic but in this reality, gravity and the laws of pyhics apply and render their efforts useless.. Oh and even if they did manage to hit me, its fucking plastic?!!?

Nah, why? Because I am special, and that one was asking aboot peoples fav char, and then some smac... Some guy said "Oh great, another anime no-one knows about"

So this one is about... telling people about naruto, besides, click the fucking link, let that do the talking.

Alright... People say that Naruto is another anime that no one knows about... So here is your explanation...

Some kid finds a really powerful beyblade, which is what they battle with in areanas and ... oh wait..

Naruto is set in a fantasy world, the time set is a bit weird since they have swords and bows and arrows, your typical ninja gear, but they also have stuff like trains and crazy devices... Anyhoo... A kid called Uzumiki Naruto who actually has a demon sealed within him which the people of the world made along with 8 others demons using energy they call Chakra, like Ki in DBZ, but they turned on the creators and ran riot, a leader of a superpowerful nation stood up to one of the demons which was the fox demon with the rest of his town... He won but died fighting it and sealed it in a baby who is Naruto... Ah.. fuck it, really. It is too hard and too tiresome!!! Ieeeeeeee!

However it is amazing, if you like ninja stuff with plenty of blood and kick arse moves and techniques along side damn funny humour this is must see!

For all your info!!!

Naruto fansite!

It really is a great anime that gets better as it goes on, you would think that it declines but it just keeps on going...

ALTHOUGH, the main chars are kids... around 12-14 I think, but listen, you hardly notice as they slice the shit out giant snakes and summon huge creatures to fight alonside them, it really isn't your run of the mill kids super hero team, hell they get the shit kicked out of them! If you need any info or want the episodes me GOTS EM ALL MWHAHAHA!

Just email me, manga_rules@hotmail.com (might take me a while with all that porn in the junkmail filter but I will try my best)

Oh and Hyuuga Neji is the bomb!

Oh and theres plenty of pervy moments, just wait till you meet Kakashi, you will want that book with passion!

Hmm I messed that quote up!

I MEANT TO SAY THAT I AM SPARTACUS!!!

Shit... I broke the chain...

At 9/7/05 07:36 PM, Spagh3tti wrote: I'm Spartacus!

Actually Its Jack Sebastian Shaw

Oh my, how lovely eh? I was born in a storm... Was going to be called Storm... Holy shit, the fun that would of been made on my account eh?

"Oh hey storm, weres your friend wolverine?!? TEE HEE"

Quite glad I am who I am...

OMFG : A flash tutorial!?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-sigh-

I am but one man, one man has not the power to blam
To wash away all those crappy turd of the week wannabes'

How is that flash tutorial any help?! PRESS F6 THEN DO THIS! NO I WONT TELL YOU WOT IT DUZL OLOL...

-wishes to have the voting power of 10987.01-

Nice knowing you mate... Or not knowing you as the case may be.

School is fucking lame, beyond belief, but just get those fucking 5 GCSEs and you're sorted for life, unlike me, ho hum, spent my time ripping the piss out of my geography teacher who worked as an icecream man before he went to teaching...

Oh... The laughs we had... Register time was the best...

Josh - Yes sir
Anna - Yes sir
GokuVegetaGogetta - Yes mister whippy...
OUT! GET OUUUUUUUUUUT! He was proper screaming like his windpipe had been cut, probably had been by one of his ice cream utensils...

So what you're saying is... No penis posting... No normally posting... Certainly no man nipple posting... How am I meant to post if I can't post?!?!

Can I... Testicle post? The coldness of my keyboard makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.

The other time was when the same gangstar who was my friend and still is, was in the playground, and we had our usual crowd, then everyone thought it would be funny to randomly jump on people, they did it to each other but when it came round to me being glomped, I flipped out (Thank my short temper for that), and swung punches all around me, I'm sure it would be funny if you were watching me and that's why the all laughed as I slowed down and laughed too, all was returning to normal, peace at last after my 10 seconds of being a human storm of fists, but then a ginger bloke (yes, that's his name) immitated me, I laughed as I couldn't do much else, untill he try to push me for fun, I got pissed off, I don't much like contact so I just stepped back and leant my foot out, he tumbled right over... Now, seeing this, the 'gangstar' had thought I just floored his mate, and he obivously came to the rescue, he took a swing at me and I just slyly took a step back, I wasn't going to hit this guy as he was my mate and he got it all wrong, I had no time to tell him what happened as he swung for me again, now, he did it with such force that he span 360. He came at me again with tears in his eyes and I felt like shit, poor man, really poor man, he swung so hard he toppled himself, all of my mates, which are his too, went over to him to see if he was alright...

Imagine that, me standing alone feeling like a bastard, everyone was saying I twated him across the face from what it looked like, but later on we sorted it out and had many a laughs in lessons after that, 3 years later I still feel like shit for that whenever I think about it... Oh well eh?

Two times actually...

Some guy who acts like a real "gangstar" who is quite weedy himself, fought the uber geek, now, this made me almost piss myself, no joke...

The gangstar picks up a rug from the corridor floor and throws it on the geek, the geek shrieks and graps the ganstars throat, they both lock and proceed to throw punches which miss by miles since they both half their eyes closed, eventually the geek scores one on the gangstar who flips out, the gangstar becomes a raging beserker who starts to throw punches so fast he becomes a blur, now, all of them miss and the fight gets broken up almost instantly after the gangstar goes beserk. That, my friend, is when the geeks went 1 up against the ganstars... Trust me, I wish I had a cam corder, I would be rich by now

If you say I am 100 percent cool, I will touch your secret spot...

You know what? It smells lik burnt rubber, but my mind reufuses to listen to me! I keep shoveling it in my fat mouth, it's addictive but it smells like someone ran over a kid and sped away super fast...

Hmmmmm... Road kill...

CHOCOLATE

CHOKHOLAYTE

Hmmm I love the middle bit of the spheres you get, like a spine of pure chokohalayte, gorgeous!

Erm, oil? What the hell is that? Is that the thing you make children out of?

Oh... You mean "Satans blood", we aren't allowed to talk about it in my residence... It makes the world angry and hurt itself... We use things like solar power, straight from heaven to my motherfucking electric toaster that has a 6 fooking slots! Oh yea! Score one for the futuristic christians of the future!

P.S For any christians out there, please don't email me asking me what church I go to, I was merely having a poke at you and your false beliefs, god loves you, but everyone else thinks your a delusional smacktard who smells of terrys chocolate orange... Now you think that would smell like orange? Wouldn't you, BUT NO, it really smells of burnt rubber... Shit, I should make a whole new thread out of this!

Of course I would! I would then buy a new pair, maybe even some without these fucking horrible little lice that make me itch so much!

Dillmass, you could even probably... Hmmm -thinks of extreme purchase-... Buy a time machine? To go back and put fake balls, or real balls that you bought from the future into the blender? Or better yet... Just give yourself the 500 billion you got from doing it in the future...

Ahah, I see... So in order to lurk, I must post less. However, I will throw my penis shaped post from the darkness when people least expect it!

What the hell do you think that would be called? Penis posting? Ouch, sounds painful...

Shame I don't know the tune to that "Away with a stranger" thingy you were on about otherwise I would of sung this all night whilst beating the meat... No really, I'm a wanker, I mean I masturbate, shit what am I saying, Basically I wank alot, yea, that sounds right.

30 minutes to midnight and I'm up reading posts that I find half amusing, half boring as hell. The reason? To get more posts, and some posts generally interest me, but to lurk... To go in the shadows? Right? Like... That batman fellow... Guess I just read to much into it while playing NG-Sim...

-Returns to lurk some more-

"I hate hentai" ?!?!? What bastard dares creates that kind of topic!

What do you do when you lurk around the BBS... Try to post in silence... All stealth like? Throw a quite ninja post and ascend to the rafters of your... Basement again? Hmmm, you can tell it's past my beddy bo time...