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Response to: What is your Posted February 18th, 2008 in General

This thread will be full of lies, "u have no girlfriend" and virgins. But ill contribute none the less.

Anyway mine is shorter then me, athletic and hot.

But I'm dating her, so of course shes hot to me. Only reason I say shes hot is because every fucking guy she walks past checks her out. Annoys the fuck out of me.

Response to: Loathe my babysitter Posted February 18th, 2008 in General

n/a age = >13

Response to: Am I Overweight? Posted February 18th, 2008 in General

You need to work out dude. You must have NO muscle.

Response to: Bungie Favorites Posted February 17th, 2008 in General

havent they made three games

marathon?

kk

Response to: The Chaos Theory Posted February 17th, 2008 in General
At 2/17/08 01:12 AM, Proottalfain wrote: Did it ever happen to you that a muscle in your body just "shakes" by itself. Well imagine if a sniper is watching over the president, and it just happens to his finger, and he shoots the president?

First of all the sniper wouldn't be aiming at the president through his scope to protect him
Second his finger would CERTAINLY not be on the trigger
Third the safety would be on.

Response to: They Obviously Don't Know... Posted February 15th, 2008 in General

NOT GAIA

Response to: Contact Lenses Posted February 13th, 2008 in General
At 2/13/08 09:17 PM, The-Donkey wrote: Maybe people with Autism shouldn't have them.

why did I laugh at that?

Response to: Name Every Concert Youve Been Too Posted February 13th, 2008 in General

Too MANY

Circle Jerks (x5+)
Pennywise
Warped Tour (x2)
Cochella
K Rock all acoustic Christmas (x2)
System of A Down
Red Hot chill Peppers (x10+) [Dads best friend is tour manager]
Alkaline Trio
Super Nova
Cypris Hill
Paramore
More...

ALOT of unknown bands in the LA area.

Response to: How Brave Of You Osamarama Posted February 13th, 2008 in General

Wtf is a "terrorest."

Response to: Why do ads have to be for shitty Posted February 11th, 2008 in General

And everythings FREE!

My ass
Why do ads have to be for shitty Posted February 11th, 2008 in General

things?

I mean why cant the ads I see everywhere be for something good?

Like an amazing game, or a website that has great videos. Maybe a good free program or two. Mozilla ads or music ads? What the hell.

Why do they all have to be like fucking Adventure Quest and "super anime heroz"
Someone please solve this riddle.

If you could kill any one person Posted February 11th, 2008 in General

Anyone, in the worlds past history, and current, who would you kill?

I would kill the current president of Iran.
Dudes just bad news.

Response to: Lol! Riddlez! Posted February 11th, 2008 in General

A girl you're stalking?

Response to: what the fuck is going on with this Posted February 11th, 2008 in General

Its prolly from the same shit you got that pink color scheme form

Response to: Games from your childhood. Posted February 10th, 2008 in General
At 2/10/08 10:38 PM, Trick wrote: Vector Man.

Oh-my-fucking

VECTOR MAN!!!

I completely forgot about that. That music, and the water level are completely embedded in my brain.
And I loved how you could like shoot the SEGA logo
...wow memories.

Games from your childhood. Posted February 10th, 2008 in General

For me the greatest game from my childhood, the one that will stick with me forever is Medieval. Holy shit that game was amazing.
I never beat it...

What game stands out the most from your childhood?

Response to: Funny NG user names Posted February 10th, 2008 in General
At 2/10/08 10:28 PM, ZagmenO wrote: I'll definitely go with "erect-vagina." It is the only one that literally caused me to LOL.

hahha yeah thats pretty good, ive never seen em post.

Response to: My School is fucking gay. Posted February 10th, 2008 in General
At 2/10/08 07:38 PM, H-K-S wrote: Hey it's better than K.E.M.C.A.B. Right?

No

I love his depressing antics!

Response to: Raise the age restriction on NG! Posted February 10th, 2008 in General

HAHAHHA
hahahah
haha
ha

theres no way to restrict age, people lie. but that was a scary video.

Response to: Virginity. Sex? Nope. Soft penis. Posted February 10th, 2008 in General
At 2/10/08 02:13 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: Shut up.
You're aren't being funny.

i wish this was a joke. it really happened and i feel like shit.

Response to: Virginity. Sex? Nope. Soft penis. Posted February 10th, 2008 in General
At 2/10/08 01:44 AM, pinecone1 wrote: Lawl at your inconvenience.

But this is what i don't get. So you stuck it in hard....what i can only assume was her vagina, then you took it out and put a condom on? the point of a condom is that it is put on prior to sticking it in, it doesnt work very well if you stick it in then put it on afterwards.

I just put it in buddy. Then I took it out to put the condom on. The girl doesnt get preggers if your penis just enters her... didnt you learn anything in 6th grade

Response to: Virginity. Sex? Nope. Soft penis. Posted February 10th, 2008 in General
At 2/10/08 01:41 AM, chiefindomer wrote: yeah it doesn't count unless you finish the job.

Oh well. Theres always next time.

Response to: Virginity. Sex? Nope. Soft penis. Posted February 10th, 2008 in General
At 2/10/08 01:36 AM, LastSpartan wrote:
At 2/10/08 01:34 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: At least im not a virgin anymore.
Sticking it in once doesn't count as sex. You're still a virgin. AND a limp dick.

Yeah it does. I just didn't orgasm.

Virginity. Sex? Nope. Soft penis. Posted February 10th, 2008 in General

I was just with my girlfriend (LOLOMG U DONT HAVE 1) and we were about to have sex, I stuck it in hard, took it out hard, put the condom on, but he all of the sudden got soft. I was so nervous it wouldn't get hard anymore.

She said it was ok and she really didn't care, but I feel like a complete dumshit asshole retard. Fuck newgrounds.

At least im not a virgin anymore.

God dammit... Every FUCKING time I dont want him hard he is, and the one time I need him hard he isnt.

Newgrounds is an amazing site. Posted February 9th, 2008 in General

For a lot of reasons, but to me mainly its how well they legally protect their artists.
Why do you think Newgrounds is amazing?

Response to: Let's make a wallpaper, Newgrounds! Posted February 9th, 2008 in General

Cool, we're almost there.

Response to: Theres a god damn owl outside... Posted February 5th, 2008 in General
At 2/5/08 12:07 AM, chocolate-penguin wrote: You should rape it.

Thats the newgrounds I know and love

What the fuck does one do about Posted February 5th, 2008 in General

Dry skin on your face?
Its like, you cant use lotion cause clogged pores = ACNE

And if you leave it your skins all dry, ugly, and it fucks it up.

What do you guys do

Response to: My Gf Saw Me Naked Posted February 4th, 2008 in General
At 2/4/08 11:05 PM, Lapsus-Angelus wrote:
At 2/4/08 11:02 PM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: what why

girlfrends see penis' all the time.

I don't understand. Did you guys just start dating?
about 2 weeks ago.

Uhh, how far have you gone?

Response to: Picture of me in the shower. Posted February 4th, 2008 in General

Guyse, youre doing it wrong

Picture of me in the shower.

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