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At 4/5/08 09:46 PM, Heinrich wrote: Erm....Hello?

Oh shit! King Kong escaped!

At 4/5/08 09:39 PM, MadCow wrote: oh lordy

This thread is yielding some grand results

At 4/5/08 03:08 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: People who think of killing themselves are usually too weak to retaliate. It's so much easier to make somebody feel guilty for suicide then to just be a man and punch them in the face.

Why have suicidal thoughts when you can just get back at somebody.

They don't always have to do with SOMEBODY dipshit
Hell thats very rarely the problem.
Its usually an amount of shit to deal with or fear of the future, or lack of future for that matter, that gets people to commit suicide.
Despite what it may seem, outside parties are very rarely the real cause of ones suicide.

At 4/5/08 03:03 PM, Trystlions wrote: Never thought of it never will.People who kill themselfs are retards

You're only 15. Just wait until bitch hormones kick in.
They fuck with your brain.
Especially if you smoke weed. Like I did.
I stopped after my severe depression though, just wasn't worth it.

At 4/5/08 02:57 PM, P-51 wrote: why do they exist?

Midwestern plains livers and eastern hill dwellers generally had no source of income, and they lived in poverty.

what kind of purpose do they have?

Well we all have a purpose, I'm sure theirs is individual.

If someone normal has their babies do the babies still become mutant and retarded?

Uh, I think you are referring the the effects if inbreeding, and if the hillbilly party is mentally capable and has a kid with a "non-hillbilly" then the kid should be fine. Maybe not the brightest kid.

Why do they fuck their closest of kin? What are your thoughts?

Because there are generally few people in the areas, and more or less they are raised with incorrect morals and only do what feels right.

Ive put a loaded gun to my head, turned off the safety and put my finger on the trigger at least 4 times.

At 4/5/08 03:35 AM, sk8a-guy-thing wrote: I hate my username. I made it ages ago when I was a massive poser... I hate my past self! :P

Your past self less than a year ago?
Thats sad.

And yeah I love my username.

I Don't have a Microsoft Word and I don't also copy Paste.

this guy is making a joek like a 11 years old and what do you from?

THIS IS MIND BOGGLING
You don't have "a Microsoft Word"? You cannot have "A" Microsoft Word!
and "11 years old and what do you from" makes ZERO grammatical sense.
You must be a packy immigrant, you CANNOT be a born resident of England.

When I read No Country For Old Men and Llewelyn dies. Hes the main fucking character, and you dont even read how he dies. Its just like "lol hes dead"

At 4/4/08 08:54 PM, Strikekiller wrote:

At 4/4/08 08:52 PM, He-Who-Never-Was wrote: Shitty quality because i had to resize.

Level 70, WOW COOL MAN. I want to be level 70 man......... that is cool are you a good guy or a bad guy?

A good guy or a bad guy?
I take it you are 12 years old?

I genuienly do not understand what the fuck is going on in this thread

lll KILL YOU

Yeah, ill defiantly forum less.

Nazi's?
Where
You liar

At 4/4/08 04:22 PM, Sawke wrote: Subliminal messages don't actually work. I think they tried it with pepsi and it was a complete failure. People aren't stupid enough to fall for blatant advertisting.

Is it just me or does your whole statement contradict itself

At 3/12/08 01:10 AM, willobeen wrote: Gordon Freeman
His moves would be as followed (gamecube controller scheme)
B = pull out WRENCH and HIT it once
B+left/right = Gravity GUN em!
B+up = Pull out STEAM and DOWNLOAD GARRYS MOD
B+down = throw down FRAGMENTATION grenade

WRENCH?
Dont you mean crowbar? Wow...
Unless were talking about blue shift.

ME TOO!

hahaha. i would say why im so happy and love life. but newgrounds wouldnt believe me.

More like last air terrible show

amirite?

dude nice.

ill be checking up on that shit

YOU BEST KEEP IT UPDATED

311?
Never heard of them.

Free speech?
Go away faggot.

At 3/10/08 09:38 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Go all ghetto on his slutty girlfriend's ass.

what a shitty pistol

Someone just called, sounded like early 40's late 30's, white, like PERFECT voice,
extremely clear speaker and said
"Mind if I take a minute of your life?" and I said "uh sure?" and he said "Thanks" and hung up.

WHAT THE FUCK

It was a restricted number. Its 2AM here mind you.

That was dumb to have all that shit in one bag

Aww poor baby needs something "fake" to hate instead of the thing he should hate,

YOUR MOTHER.

Don't blame it on something you don't believe in, blame it on your mother.
Shes the one who wronged you, not God.

cont you know anything about psychology? The first thing people always do is try to pin it on something that obviously isn't the problem.

My unborn child.

Nah dude. Same shit happened to me. It could be a number of things.

When you're jacking off, you're focusing on the pleasure. When your getting head (or anything for that matter) and you're constantly thinking "Why cant I climax, what the fuck" you're thinking of the climax and why you cant get there, and are ignoring the pleasure.

Don't freak out if the first time you guys to to have sex it doesn't really work either, its just normal.

I don't know how long you've been dating but maybe with more time you'll become more accustomed to her and you wont worry about anything else but the pleasure.

At least tell us what its...
crawl space?
whatta fuck

At 2/18/08 09:26 PM, MoriChax wrote: The only thing I know is that they used to put cocaine in the drink

They don't anymore?

Then why the fuck am I drinking this shit

Fuck. This. Thread.

Good luck. I wish I knew more to help you out.