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in literary foundations, AKA greek mythology (don't ask)
we had to write a curse, cursing somebody for something.

so here's mine

i hope your fear is unparalleled
as they come towards you with bats and knives
i hope you realize your mistake
as they close in on you, you hate yourself
as you are being beaten, you loath yourself
i hope you cry out in pain, and no one comes
as you bleed on the ground, you want it all to end
but it doesn't, they come back again.
they take your valuables
i hope they ransack your house, and they beat your family
i hope your family's rage creates never ending antipathy towards you
as the depredation never ends, i hope you cry
for you know, it's all because of you
as you bleed on the ground you realize what you've done
you have made the weak defenseless
you have made the strong stronger
as you fade into unconsciousness, you wish
that you hadn't done what you did

now the idea is to figure out what i'm pissed off at, just by reading it so, newgrounders you guess, in a littlebit i'll come back and tell you the title

and then you can make poems to vent your frustration as well. not give us the title, and we'll try to guess what your pissed at.

At 9/27/06 07:19 PM, This-is-a-cool-ng wrote: What feels better?

i dunno what?

An ejaculation
or an orgasm

there is no orgasm with out ejaculation, but there is ejaculation without orgasm, (don't ask me how i know that"

Because I have been wondering for some time now and really have no way of finding out.

as the other dude said, it's all in thumblina and her four friends, or palmy and her five friends, or jill, lefty, or whatever you want to call "her"

Thanks to anyone who helps.

your welcome

At 9/27/06 05:50 PM, CartoonDiablo wrote: hey befor you learned about that dirty thing with that penis and vagina what do you think sex was or how it worked or how children were born.

my parents just came out and told me, there was no other way with me because when i was 3 i found a picture that was taken the second i came out and the cord was still attached

At 9/27/06 05:40 PM, krazykangaroo wrote: hahahaha, just wear earphones u noob

sound cancelling 1s

i cant afford those dumbshit

and don't call me noob, because you have to resrpect MY authority

i couldn't resist this one

madness combat, on spike TV

At 9/27/06 05:18 PM, American-Zombie wrote: You are a fucking Pussy if you can't stand to listen to Dorkamon man. also don't get on the computer when she is watching Dorkamon. Problem solved.

the problem with that is, if i don't take the computer and just wait somewhere else she gets on it the second the show's over

At 9/27/06 05:14 PM, NorseBeast wrote: Umm, I'd really actually listen to Pokemon than go deaf. Is this old school pokemon, or the new shit? I could totally do old school...so many memories...

is the new shit to an extreme

At 9/27/06 11:53 AM, CaptainJimStabby wrote: Funny how the british don't care.

and it's funny how you shouldn't have said that

because my sister watches pokemon

don't laugh, here's my reasoning, the TV and the computer are in the same room, and i can't stand to listen to that stupid fucking show. so i have to open media player and listen to music really loudly.

it hurts, but it's better then listening to pokemon

At 9/27/06 11:14 AM, Nick-the-Taurus wrote: source

So that's why he kept missing practice. Not because he's an asshole like everyone thought, but because he's emo.

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE COWBOYS

worst foot ball team ever ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^

seriously, i'm like from PA, we here take our foot ball very seriously, and want to kill T.O. for joining the cowboys.

in other words, the traitor better be having second thoughts

At 9/27/06 04:46 PM, EddieIronMaiden wrote: Amazing that England cared about Colorado.

mabye he's making fun of us americans

At 9/26/06 07:37 PM, Gooch wrote: Now it may not matter to most of you (Well, pretty much all of you), but a golf legend has passed on today.

Byron Nelson is dead at 94 years of age. One of the best golfers in the history of the game, Nelson won eleven straight golf tournaments, amongst his other accolaids. Just imagine what more he could've done if he hadn't retired at age 34.

The golf world is at a major loss today. :*(

well, let's see, i absoutly SUCK at writing eulegys so i don't know what to say

At 9/27/06 04:46 PM, TropicalParadise wrote:

At 9/27/06 04:33 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote: okay, screw how you get a mod, how the FUCK do you get demodded?!

Perhaps you are blind, look up:

A mod posted it once, and he got demodded for a few hours until Wade calmed down. But I think that the thread got deleted or something.

no, but i thought once you were a mod you couldn't get demodded

At 9/27/06 04:36 PM, klopatng wrote: I'm from the Butler JHS, and at my lunch table, a kid named Jon Fleske spilled milk over hisself and groaned, "I whacked off in the bathroom, so what?"

Sorry if I sound like a child, just thought it was funny. Geez.

i sniffed an entire pixy stick at lunch today

it gave me the biggest migrain and it got me out of gym class

weeeeee

At 9/27/06 04:04 PM, Andersson wrote: No, I saw the thread recently. I've been trying to figure out what the adress was, but I can't remember it.

However, it was FUNKbrs who got demodded that time.

okay, screw how you get a mod, how the FUCK do you get demodded?!

At 9/25/06 08:24 PM, CruellaCRUNK wrote:

At 9/25/06 08:22 PM, Shady-Joe wrote: i hope you know theyll dlete your other acoount.

Delete my other account? I only have one? If they do, it's not that deep, I mean really. I don't base my whole life on internet experience.

i usually fail when it comes to unfucking my computer,

but i usually fail even more in history

At 9/25/06 08:09 PM, Buddhist wrote: These are 9 drawings, each done at seperate times during an 8-hour period during a 1950s US LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide) test, where the test subject was given several doses of LSD and then was granted free access to paper, crayons and pencils to sketch the scientist with.

MORAL:

LSD fucks you up

At 9/25/06 08:27 PM, krazykangaroo wrote: this thread is FAIL!

your grammer FAILS so you, my friend...

At 9/25/06 06:29 PM, Buddhist wrote:

At 9/25/06 06:27 PM, Penguin-Soldier wrote: there already is one

DON'T OPPRESS US, WHITE BOY.

shiiiii

i thought racism wasn't allowed in the BBS.

At 9/25/06 08:15 PM, Shady-Joe wrote:

At 9/25/06 08:14 PM, Dejanus wrote:

At 9/25/06 08:09 PM, ccckillar wrote: maddness is the best flash it paoridys are good and this thride is abot maddnes if you hate it fuck you

I dont speak Engrish, can you please clarify what the hell you just typed? Also, Xin>Tankmen>Killing Spree>Madness. It is still good, though.

SSC crew is better-

SSC<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<CLOCK CREW<TANKMEN<KILLING SPREE<MADNESS

if you think sunshine crew is good i'll rip your stomach out and shove it down your throat, because if you think that it's good, your probably one of the ones who spammed up the flash portal with those pieces of shit.

At 9/25/06 08:09 PM, ccckillar wrote: maddness is the best flash it paoridys are good and this thride is abot maddnes if you hate it fuck you

madness ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^

LOL i love madness, but i don't speak fluent mumblish

anyway, i can make pretty good madness pice my self like

FLAMING HAND OF DOOM!!! LOL!! ^-^

At 9/25/06 08:02 PM, grounds-master wrote: OMG!!!and i out and I cant go see it it just cause "Im not 18" its stupid!anybody else have this problem?

dude, just get some homeless person to buy you the tickets

to bring it all to a close,

grill lighter fluid DOES work in a zippo

LOL fire

At 9/22/06 04:16 PM, BrandiBreadMuffin wrote:

At 9/22/06 03:57 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote: but, i know more about them then alot of the people that actually DO work at gun shops

That doesn't make you any more qualified. I know more about driving responsibly than my friend, but since he's passed his driving test (god knows how, he's a maniac) and I haven't yet, he can drive and I cant.

yes but that's different

you know driving responsibility, but you don't know how to drive

At 9/22/06 04:18 PM, BrandiBreadMuffin wrote:

At 9/22/06 04:02 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote:

so i says fuck society's stupid rules, and refuse to abide by them

That's what they did at lolumbine.

no it isn't, at "lolumbine" they killed people
i just like to learn stuff about guns

At 9/22/06 03:58 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 9/22/06 03:57 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote:

At 9/22/06 03:55 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote: Hell, at 15, probably not, you probably have to have to be old enough to own a gun before you can sell them or work with them.

but, i know more about them then alot of the people that actually DO work at gun shops

That's the worrying part

lolumbine

i acctually did a project for school about them last year, and got an A

and FYI, hte kids who did colomine where like, psycotic and stuff,

i'm not psycotic, i just have a hobby that's not socially acceptable

so i says fuck society's stupid rules, and refuse to abide by them

At 9/22/06 03:55 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote: Hell, at 15, probably not, you probably have to have to be old enough to own a gun before you can sell them or work with them.

but, i know more about them then alot of the people that actually DO work at gun shops

At 9/22/06 02:52 PM, El-Coolo wrote: Hey guys,
I got gotta write a story for my English class, please, any ideas? The more creative the better!

just use This

At 9/22/06 03:52 PM, TropicalPenquin wrote:

At 9/22/06 03:51 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote: is it legal for me to get a part-time job at a gun shop or shooting range?

You will have to explain to us why it might not be. Your question was very vague.

because i'm 15