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At 1/30/07 04:21 PM, Sukke wrote: Judge me.

you like women who are very flexible, and you like it when sharp objects touch their breast.

i came, i judged, i conqured.

you're not that bad

At 1/29/07 08:01 PM, salted-tator-tot wrote: Ok, I am too lazy to post.

that's nice, as i say, you can use paint and photoshop now, but mona must be visable

ugh....
you sick fuck

At 1/29/07 07:48 PM, salted-tator-tot wrote: That submission was stolen from this site:
http://www.fisixengine.com/demos/mona1.html

that was there before that submission was. I'm PMmming Tom now.

OR.....

the dude made it...
then discovered newgrounds.......
then submitted it to newgrounds......

OR....

he HAD a newgrounds account......
then forgot about it......
then made the flash.....
then remembered his NG account.......
then submited it.....

you never know with some artist.....
now......
pose her and stop male-PMS-ing

just enjoy the beauty of the game

At 1/29/07 07:07 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Wow....

but, what's she supposed to be doing?

At 1/29/07 07:11 PM, snayk wrote: BONER

your a sick mothafucker, snayk

At 1/28/07 03:04 PM, Funky-F15 wrote: FAP FAP FAP

lovely.

At 1/28/07 03:05 PM, Ryan wrote: I broke her neck and her boobs in this one.

yes, you did you necrophiliac

At 1/28/07 02:52 PM, Atarah wrote: Toys!

now that is more or less what i was expecting

At 1/28/07 02:52 PM, Ryan wrote: Good position, but wait wtf happend to her boobs.

that looks fucking painful

At 1/28/07 02:53 PM, The-Priest wrote: Hmm, intresting game.

yes, yes it is

now put your pants back on

At 1/28/07 02:44 PM, Ryan wrote: Hawt.

nice, i like how "get it working" is in the bottom left corner

At 1/28/07 02:44 PM, oddworth wrote:

At 1/28/07 02:42 PM, oddworth wrote: I don't get turned on by it, but it looks weird.

forgot the pic.

and anyone who gets turned on by that probably has a huge fucking hole in the arm of their couch.

if it helps you can mess with it in photoshop or MS paint.

At 1/28/07 02:32 PM, oddworth wrote: Am i sick?

no, that's not sick

At 1/28/07 02:35 PM, OMG-MOOSE wrote: I know that I am

that wasn't as bad as i was expecting

i'm testing to see exactly how sick you people are.

pose Mona to a position that turns you on the most.

post a screen shot of it and i'll judge exactly how sick minded you are.

At 1/25/07 03:27 PM, Xragon wrote: He's probably an abused child looking for a hero, and you failed.

next time use this

right now, would be, working in the department of homeland security, that's got to be the most boring job ever, cause all they do is change the heightened state of awareness.

a dillon minigun
duh....
das like, what, 3000 Rounds Per Minute

uh........
well, yeah......but why are you making a big deal about it

mmmmmm...... Blood............ >:-)

At 1/25/07 04:02 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 1/25/07 04:01 PM, Slippery-Nipple wrote: Stop now.

We have ourselves golden advice everyone.

here's another one.

when you take the happy pills, bugs appear on your skin

At 1/25/07 03:02 PM, The-Priest wrote: I meen, i havent been here for long but i see so much bullshit now compared to some of the old threads iv seen.
What attracted all the alts and retards, i meen iv been putting up with it for a while now but this just tipped me over the edge for some reason.
Fucking Retarded Noob >=(

*snickers*
you have no idea how fucking funny that sounds coming from you

i'm making a song, it's sort of a knock off of "baby got back" you know the one that goes "i like big buts and i cannot lie"

well i have, "i like big guns, and i cannot lie. you m****f***ers can't deny, that when a girl walks in with an ity bitty waist and a large piece up in your face. you get......."

now i'm fucking stuck. any suggertions?

obviously you people miss the point
aw fuck it
anyway, they have these things on the streets in washington D.C.

hint, hint

and you people also missed where it said "your documents are safely fed into the shredder."

you guys are going to laugh at this.

have you ever seen one of these

Mobile Paper Shredding Unit

god....this deserves........no, wait...............you are required to make fun of this.

Regardless of the weather conditions, your documents are safely fed into the shredder. LOL

this is called the in my pants game, here's how it works.

A) think up a movie title

B) put in my pants at the end of the title

now i've got to go dismantle my bed and put my book case into my sister's room (renovating)

so i'm just gonna let your imaginations run rampant and rate what you come up with later

At 1/4/07 02:54 PM, Funky-F15 wrote: do i blackmail him with it?

yes, yes you do...

god they're all so fat

even better, try it with both being on "Gundam WIng 2"

okay here's somthing you can do that sounds pretty interesting.
you need:

windows media player
Realtek HD sound manager

1) download Gundam WIng 2 from This link

2) go to media player, put Gundam WIng 2 on the now playing list and go to Graphic Equlizer-(view>enhancements>graphic equlizer)

3) set graphic equalizer from "default" to "metal"

4) open Realtek HD sound manager and click on "mixer"

5) turn off SW synth, and turn all other volumes up to maximum

6) now, go to "sound effect"

7) put the Realtek equalizer on "soft"

8) drop down the environment tab and set environment to "cave"

9) set Karaoke to "-4" and turn on voice cancellation (voice cancelation is on when there is an "X" in the little word bubble)

10) go back here

11) next to "gundam wing song" click on the headphone icon, when it starts playing click the stop icon

12) now minnimize the media player, move and place it so it's play button is right above the play button next to "gundam wing song"

13) as quick as you can clicl both the play icons, first the one in the media player, then the one on the page

14) listen

now it might just be because i'm tripping right now, but that sounds pretty damn cool.

At 11/24/06 05:43 PM, Onizero wrote: You missed one

WHO?

At 11/24/06 05:19 PM, Electric-Bla wrote:

At 11/24/06 05:15 PM, RupeeClock wrote: No, the idea is that it acts as a vibrator, not a dildo.

same thing girls shove it up their pussy

The shape does not conform to that of the vagina.

i sence experementation was used to come to this conclusion

the "lab rat" being his mother
Well that's what the accessory attachments are for my friend.

LOL win

At 11/24/06 05:24 PM, Litter wrote:

At 11/24/06 02:57 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote: well, after slaving away for hours it's finally done, i made Hank J Wimbledon into a sim.

GOD-OF-DEATH? More like GOD-OF-SHIT.

you know i once got banned for needless flaming... such as that

At 11/24/06 05:33 PM, Suffering wrote:

At 11/24/06 02:59 PM, afrojoe13 wrote: I swear to christ u have no life.

Thats mean...Well not that mean, But still...Be kind...

acctually he's right, i was playing him as a sim earlier, and it sort of made me realize it

At 11/24/06 04:43 PM, StCyril wrote: There are always people in the world who are total scumbags who need to be dragged out and shot, people who use others, those who are nothing but leeches etc. This is the list of ten people who I feel need it the most. Do you agree? Or is there someone you would replace on the list?

let's take a look

1. OJ Simpson
- Murder, who then makes money writing a book off it... I love America...

kill the bastard, he chopped his wifes head off and still got action... with a girl... that's just fucked up.

2. Joe Simpson
-Lets just say he won't win any father of the year awards...

who?

3. John-Henry Williams (Ted Williams son)
-I know this goes back a while, but oh well... I met Ted Williams before he died, he was a good guy... sorry to see how far the apple falls from the tree.

wasn't he a serial killer?

4. Jesse Jackson
-Preaches equality, yet the worlds Black Superiority and Affirmative Action should be sononamous with him. Then he cheats on his wife... this man is a hero?

black superiority isn't gonna happen in america... what with all the asians and mexicans running around

5. Kevin Federline
-A talentless, guiltless pop-"star's" freeloading husband... ex husband now.

this is how the assasination will sound
Britney: "can you look after junior for a minute"
Kevin: "no"
Britney: *Bang*

6. Britney Spears
-See above

Kevin: "pst can i borrow $20?"
Britney: "no"
Kevin: *Bang"

7. Paris Hilton
- Ummm... no comment.

i have a comment
*ahem*
anorexic slut fucking skank
that good enough?

8. Bob Saget
-His nose is bigger then is brain, he's not funny. Honestly I just all around hate him with a vengeance.

give a reall comedian the job of hosting america's funniest home videos

9. John Kerry
-Served 1 month in Vietnam, recieved a couple of scratches which he then raised hell over to get a purple heart. Upon his return to the U.S. he began humping Jane Fonda's leg and falsey accusing his military comrades of atrocities he was never even witness to. A penniless politician who married a piece of white trash to fund his campaigns... saw fit to run to for President even though its pretty obvious he hates the military and probably would have pulled US involvement out of Iraq leaving our soldiers there to die.

i'm anti-gun-control so i never really wanted him in on the first place, he just seemed better the the conservative nutcase we have in office now

10. Osama Bin Laden
-... ok now that I think about it, maybe not killed, because then he'd be a martyr...

He'd be a WHAT?!
oh, some more people that need to die
whoever voted for the national firearms act

At 11/24/06 05:09 PM, paulrules wrote: If u take a close look at the Wii-mote, it looks like a chrome dildo!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't own a wii

Whats worse, is that there are no chrome dildos!

there arn't?

ya know, it's gonna be really hard to play wii with the controller stuffed up your mom's pussy