867 Forum Posts by "GOD-OF-DEATH"
it's an assault rifle.
a Edmund Heckler & Theodor Koch Gewehr 36
it gets 300 rounds to the magazine.
good firing rate
350 FPS muzzle velocity.
foldable skeletal stock.
and funtions in both semi- and full- automatic firing positions
i have named her "Lucy"
now my big question is:
What do the newgrounders think of my baby?
At 6/2/07 06:30 PM, rkod420 wrote:At 5/22/07 12:11 AM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote:I spell better than some of the other idiots here. and mind you i'm typing in the dark here so i can't see to well (it's 12:00am here)Typing in the dark? No lights in your country?
and i found out how you managed to cut yourself.
you probably forgot to wet the soap im warm water before sticking your cock in it.
my parents are assholes. i ain't exactly supposed to be on the computer at 12 AM and my house is small enough that my parents would see the light., even though their upstairs.
what ever happened to spam topics getting locked?
At 6/3/07 02:40 PM, silverhammer522 wrote: How do i kill a man with a spoon, supposing a spoon is all i have?
.....what are you planning?...............
Did i miss something?
i thought moderators were supposed to be cool..........
not the type to go streaking around their house naked (i know he says otherwise but COME ON, you're shitting yourself if you believe that.) and dropping steak knives on their dick.
or is this some lousy joke thread...
yup, that'll wind up getting me banned for sure..........
shit...
At 4/19/07 12:10 AM, JoS wrote: Is this your way of making up for the fact you went on a rant how gun control would have not stopped the V Tech shooting because the guns were probally illegal, when infact they were purchused legally by a person who had been in mental institution.
he had never been put into the institution
and the guy was psycotic what do you expect
I think there is a problem when a person can get a gun quicker than they can get their oil changed.
it takes quite a while to be checked out and you have to wait 30 days between buys
Not all gun control is equal. Gun control can mean many different things. Banning handguns is not the only form of gun control. Surely you must realize that we need to have some sort of controls or regulations in place. We can't have everyone buying guns. Should we let 12 years buy guns, how about convicted felons, the mentaly unstable?
12 year olds ARN'T allowed to buy guns, and convicted felons and the mentaly unstable have to go through a court to prove that the past has past and that they are diffrent now
What there should be is a licensing process of some sort. You should have to get a license to have a firearm. I don't see why this could possibly a controversial idea, many countries do it, including Canada. You need a license to drive a car, you should need a license to own and use firearms.
Seconded, i'm a gun-NUT and i agree with that, it's so simple
At 5/21/07 12:04 AM, The-answer-AI wrote:At 5/20/07 11:59 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote: congrats dumbass.
you might just have won the "dumbest mothafucka i've ever seen award. you have some how mannaged to cut yourself on a substabce that is what we call soft.
as for your unfortunate injury, i'm going to say what i say whenever somebody gets shot, stabbed, shanked, beaten, or stuck by lightning
GIVE 'EM A BANDAID!!! (:::[::]:::)
You're a level nine '06 sign up with a shitty anime sig.
Sorry but when you actually matter and can learn how to spell maybe I'll take your opinion into consideration.
Until then, go die in a fire you un-funny piece of shit.
I spell better than some of the other idiots here. and mind you i'm typing in the dark here so i can't see to well (it's 12:00am here)
and i found out how you managed to cut yourself.
you probably forgot to wet the soap im warm water before sticking your cock in it.
as for the shity anime sig...What do you expect? i'm operating on a system that has less features than an old royce, it's all i could manage.
but meanwhile. chill man, you cut your dick, so what? i had to shave off ALL my pubes when i got crabs. and that sure as HELL wasn't a walk in the park.
congrats dumbass.
you might just have won the "dumbest mothafucka i've ever seen award. you have some how mannaged to cut yourself on a substabce that is what we call soft.
unless, of course you used the soap that has a sand paper consistancy. in which case, why the FUCK did you stick your dick in it.
you have to start using yo dome-piece.
as for your unfortunate injury, i'm going to say what i say whenever somebody gets shot, stabbed, shanked, beaten, or stuck by lightning
GIVE 'EM A BANDAID!!! (:::[::]:::)
what? did you honestly expect us to feel sorry for you?
thanks to demonsremorse for teh pic
alright, my computer's unfucked now, so i can make a rebutle.
A) I didn't know about the, 4 words not to say after sex thread.
B) i don't care if there was, this is more of no-holds-bar type deal.
C) heard some more,
"I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs"
"when's it supposed to feel good?"
"ya know, my great aunt died on this bed"
"where's the remote?"
"smile, you're on candid camera"
this is the tread of
THING NOT TO SAY DURING SEX
basically we're all going to think up things that either you don't want to say or don't want to hear while having sex, I.E. i'll start us off
"to think, if i hadn't been stalking holy i never wound have met you"
"on second thought, let's turn the lights off"
ECT.
give it a try.
now the fun ends. i'll try again later.
At 2/4/07 09:14 PM, physco-pickle wrote: I would take the obvious answer.. See a doctor.
Unless your limberest, check healthMD.
But if you are serious, DOCTOR.
oh yeah like that's gonna happen.
he's probably like 13.
so it would be...
mommy take me to the doctor.
*mom takes him to doctor*
hey doc, am i supposed feel like this when i jack off?
At 2/3/07 12:29 AM, TMJRstudio wrote: Here something, had to blur it becuase of the graphics, but if i were to do something it would have to be in the nude...........
are you saying you tried to get away with putting naked piuctures on the BBS?
don't the mods, like, eat you alive for that sort of shit?
At 2/3/07 12:41 AM, Neiliomedeilio wrote: her head fell off....
no, head..... i liked the guy who hung her better... that was more original.
At 2/3/07 12:44 AM, ATI-sucks wrote: http://img368.imageshack.us/my.php?image=newb itmapimagesb4.jpg
that is the most painful position i've seen her put in, unless, of course, you see her as one of those, like, russian bendy chicks.
At 2/3/07 03:35 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: Hehe.
if yo bitch ain't like dat when you get home...
then you been boinking the wrong woman.
At 2/3/07 03:41 AM, Dude wrote: Shut up bitch!
yo, bitch has a big, fucking, mouth
At 2/3/07 03:42 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Judge away.
i know it doesn't specify... but you're dupposed to skake the magnet not the girl
At 2/3/07 05:22 AM, SBB wrote: Interesting...
uh-oh...
At 2/3/07 05:25 AM, SBB wrote: Very interesting...
looks like someone's hooked.
At 2/3/07 05:27 AM, Syzyde wrote: 8====m===D~~~~
HOT.
yes, it is very hot indeed
POST GODDAMNIT!! THE WHOLE WORLD MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS GAME
use your goddamn imaginations
At 2/1/07 04:37 PM, hairy-eyeball wrote: That's crap, we've put holes in the wall of our class rooms and bully our history teacher. Also we've wrecked four class rooms and are the destroyers of worlds.
cant beat what the health teacher told us...
she said.. and i quote
teacher: if you masturbate before hand your sexual stamina increases for a short period of time
John 1: is that why wenever you see a porn video the girl always gives the guy head before they do it?
teacher: yes
no bullshit, that really happened.
i swear to god
no bullshit.
At 2/1/07 05:04 PM, RTL wrote: How do i get a picture of it while im playing??
print screen
At 2/1/07 05:10 PM, ATIFunkFire wrote: O_O
i had to use my mouse to keep her in position.
nice
At 2/1/07 04:59 PM, Serphyas wrote: If your wife doesn't look like this when you come home from work, you have failed as a man.
seconded
At 2/1/07 03:22 PM, M-to-the-C wrote: That was actully kinda funny you should hear the shit hat appens in my classroom and I'll give you some props on making me laugh.
tell me about it
killjoys.
come on..
have some fun with it!!!
look at the DEE DEE DEE retard
At 2/1/07 03:21 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote: This picture actually needs to be photoshopped.
Badly.
waits for someone who DOES have Photoshop to do something...
you got it boss,
i'm on it
At 2/1/07 03:18 PM, Gendo wrote:At 2/1/07 03:16 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote:You do realize he was using high-brow humor to mock you, don't you?At 1/31/07 05:05 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I fail to see any decisions made by a direct democracy in your small commune.seconded
yes, i do.
the thing is, though, he's acctually right
but technically it would be a monarchy.
At 1/31/07 06:00 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: I like 'em like I like my Iraqi dictators...and i'm wondering how the fuck you did that.
seriously, how'd you get the rope around her neck?
sorry for the double-post
just to clairfy that i'm not a complete idiot
he used MS paint.
first person to acctually use it
At 1/31/07 05:52 PM, simon-p-funk wrote: Not sure how sexy or gross you can get with this
you crushed her head with a magnet..... that's pretty gross...
use your imagination, think somthing up.
At 1/31/07 06:00 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: I like 'em like I like my Iraqi dictators...
and i'm wondering how the fuck you did that.
seriously, how'd you get the rope around her neck?
At 1/31/07 05:05 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I fail to see any decisions made by a direct democracy in your small commune.
seconded
oh, i forgot to mention
john 1 is hyperactive.
maybe it makes more sense now
At 1/31/07 04:58 PM, thenoobofalltrades wrote: Don't bump threads, it's about the noobish thing ever.
firstly, FUCK YOU!!
secondly, i barely ever make threads, and newgrounds is made so a thread can loose the front page of the forum in a matter of minutes and almost no one wants to check the second page, now shut up and make a picture.
thirdly, i'm an asshole.
At 1/31/07 05:07 PM, Reinecke wrote: sprechen de sexchi
if you'd fuck a woman in that possition, you're the sickest person i've seen yet.
At 1/31/07 05:06 PM, JoS wrote: I find it interesting you refer to the guy who talks about sex as John. Is his name John or is he a John?
his name is john
i had to keep the names confidential.
but i can tell you that much.
The following is a true story.
That pretty much describes my 6th period health class.
100% of the students in the class don't really care about learning and one out of every three kids (myself included) make comments during class.
this might put it into perspective, our teacher, does not care what comments are made. she's one of those very nice teachers that everyone likes having.
Teacher:I will have snacks in this closet, and I was thinking of getting--
John 1he speaks really fast: O Mi God, you know what, you should totally get an espresso machine, that would totally be cool...and soothing....and it would totally calm us down.
Teacher jokingly:I’m going to have to strap you down--
John1: I know you're into that
I laughed till I thought I was going to hurl...
Here’s one that happened today
Teacher.: so last time we were together we were...
John 1: that was yesterday right?
Teacher: no, that was Monday.
John 1 no, I coulda sworn you had us yesterday.
Teacher: I did not have you yesterday.
John 1: you had me last night.
TeacherJohn... I did not have you last night. and, I won't have you any night.
to make things even funnier, we're going to be talking about reproduction.
today we were talking about the male reproductive system.
as you can imagine, this was hilarious.
first she had us say what we know about the male reproductive system.
Teacher:Dan, what do you know.
Dan: there are TWO balls and ONE penis.
Teacher: besides the basics
Sam: 1/2 the penis is inside the body.
Teacher: that is true, actually, and I have a friend who works in penis enhancement and---
Me: I bet he hates thanksgiving imitating conversation high voice: so honey, what did you do this year deep voice: well mom, I made men's penises longer...just like last year
Teacher: so...anyway, what they do is they pull the penis out from the pelvis in turn making it longer.
John 1: how do you know this?
Teacher: who else knows something interesting
John 2.: the penis has no bones in it at all.
John 1: then why do they call them boners?
Sarah: wait, then how do.... penises get hard?
Me: blood, usually used to help the man’s brain in decision making, is pumped down to the penis. which is why men can't make good decisions and have sex at the same time.
John 1:how come sometimes guys can go on longer then at other times? does masturbation play a role in this?
Teacher: men are very visual creatures
At 1/30/07 05:07 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote: Argh....BUMP....
bump again
