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Three things

(1) STOP TELLING ME TO GET AN IPOD!! I CAN'T AFFORD IT. OTHERWISE I'D HAVE ONE.

(2) I forgot to mention, the device does not turn on now.

(3) I think i've voided the warranty by now.

At 1/13/08 04:04 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Might have to reinstall the drivers. My iTunes was refusing to detect my iPod at one point, so I stumbled through some driver-installation stuff and it magically worked.

What drive would that be?

all right don't laugh

i have a MMP8565 memorex MP3 player and it does not work.

it all started about a month after i got it, i hooked it up to import some new music and it imported the music, but i don't think it imported the titles, it just said "unknown" for the songs on it and in addition it forgot the titles of some of the songs that were already on there.

a couple days after that, right after i charged it, when i went to turn it on it had and error message on it that stayed there until i turned it off.

so i decided to kill the battery then recharge it, so i turned the player on right before i went to bed and sure enough when i woke up the battery was dead.

but when i plugged it in to recharge it a little bubble popped up on the computer that said "device is malfunctioning" and the MP3 player did not charge.

i've had to re-set my hard drive since then so now the little message that said "device is malfinctioning" does not pop up. instead the computer acts as though it is not there.

i've been on the memorex site and found no remedy, so now, i turn to you.

if anyone has any idea or knows what the fuck is wrong with my MP3 player and/or knows how to fix it.......

please fucking tell me.

At 12/13/07 11:09 AM, Silver-Glint wrote: This is amusing really. How comes men love naked women, but we're not too amused about a pair of balls and a cock dangling in our faces. Well I'm not anyways... lol

i believe it is because girls are so fucking confussing it's not worth looking deep into the woman in question.

and if what you say is true, how come girls go on and on about how BIG a guy's dick is?

At 12/12/07 08:58 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Dear God, why would a KMFDM fan make this topic?

It's one of those things where you want to hear everyones opinion. As i've said i've been asking people i know this question for awhile now, both girls and guys.

girls tend to try and use the "hot naked" part to "better" their men

I.E. some girls have said "Hair Cutter" so guys would be more "well-groomed"

At 12/12/07 05:05 PM, RiuTenshin wrote: Anchor women.

somebody buy this man a beer.

you must have a goddamned I.Q. of one hundred and fifty

At 12/12/07 05:08 PM, AustinR wrote: Carwash would probably be the uptomum (no it's not a word) job for naked women to do. They get all wet then press up against the car/windows while you chill in the car oggling them.

THAT is a stroke of brilliance.

At 12/12/07 05:09 PM, Gagsy wrote: Oh a teacher for sure.

that would be fucking hilarious

but it might help me out in math class...

At 12/12/07 05:44 PM, Stoneboy wrote: Dance instructor, fuck yes.

hmmm...... creative.

At 12/12/07 05:55 PM, ErwinR0mmel wrote: Tank gunner. There's something about flesh and soulless metal that gets to me.

so far, that is the sexiest thing i've heard.

At 12/12/07 06:04 PM, Randominator wrote: Massage Therapist

that might be fun, if not for the fact that a lot of massage houses offer prostitution as a service

even though it is technically illegal

At 12/12/07 06:28 PM, Harry-Feltersnach wrote: jackhammer operator

that might be good at the beginning, but her tits would be reduced down to pancakes in no time.

At 12/12/07 06:32 PM, Truth wrote: dogwalker

i'm a little slow on this one..........either that or i really, REALLY, don't wan't to think of what that could imply

At 12/12/07 07:08 PM, Zerok wrote: Snowsuit models.
I'd love to see them try and work out the logistics for THAT one. =D

they don't zip up the jackets and leave the breast exposed, it's been done before.

At 12/12/07 07:09 PM, PikaRobo wrote: Pet trainer.

for the past three weeks i've been asking this question to guys. so far, that is the MOST descusting response i've heard

if you could pick ONE job, and asign hot women to do it, while in the nude. What would it be and why?

it has to be a REAL job (i.e. NO "certified penis sucker" or anything like that)

personaly, for me it would be either a doctor or a dentist.
Dentist tend to hold your head against their cheast while they work.
but with a Doctor, you're both naked in the same room.

yes it is true.

in the small pennsylvannian town i live in they are building a bank accross from a bank
isn't that retarted?

but that's not all....
according to lewis black, in austin, texas there is a starbucks across from a starbucks

this is rediculous

if you know of any place that's accross from a place of the EXACT SAME TITLE.
now's the time to tell

At 10/9/07 03:31 PM, ubdon wrote:

At 10/9/07 03:29 PM, Dalario wrote: So, why are you using Internet Explorer already ?

use opera of fire fox(opera recomended)

like me no problem downloding anything, apart from trojans i cant download them it wont let me

i don't have fire fox and i don't think internet explorer is going to let me download it

As some you know from my other topic, i've been trying to download flashplayer 9

however, whenever i go to download it from the site, i click "download now" and i get this message

Internet explorer has blocked this site from using an active X control in an unsafe manner. as a result, the page will not display correctly.

i've tried turning it off, but i have failed. so i ask you for help.

what the hell do i do now?

At 10/1/07 03:24 PM, gabynilico wrote: its flash player , go to FAQ and u will see a link and ur actual version..

Internet explorer has blocked this site from using an active X control in an unsafe manner. as a result, the page will not display correctly.

WHAT DO I DO NOW?!

no matter what i do it will not let me install flash player!!

UPDATE :
i installed Flash player 9.

that wasn't the right program
can anyone help me?

At 9/26/07 11:26 PM, shomaho wrote:

At 9/26/07 11:23 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote:

At 9/26/07 03:49 PM, nilloc93 wrote: find flash player 9 on the internet and download it

MOTHAFUCKIN computer will NOT let me download it, anyone know how to over-ride filters

Why are you on a flash website if you can't download flash player?

I used to have it, the flashes still work, i just can't get that goddamned menu bar.

At 9/26/07 03:49 PM, nilloc93 wrote: it could also be windows media player it contacts some flash movies but that also comes wiht the general system

find flash player 9 on the internet and download it

MOTHAFUCKIN computer will NOT let me download it, anyone know how to over-ride filters

At 9/26/07 03:42 PM, KerfuffleMach2 wrote: I thought that came with the flash player. I don't think it's a separate program.

that's odd because i'm still playing flash alright.

my hard drive recently was wpied clean so now i'm starting form scratch.
i've been able to re-install all of the programs except one.

you know how when you right click on the screen of a flash a menu bar appears
and you can stop, rewind, or zoom in on the animation.

i don't know what that program is called, but not having it is deiving me insane.
so if someone would please tell me the name of that mothafuckin program, i will be happy.

EBAY!!!!

Computer Viruses are made by the government so they can get moar money off of you.

they will kill me now

Snap Powder, Homemade Napalm, Homemade Thermite, Smoke Bombs, and Pipe Bombs.

'Nuff Said

Situation Has Been Difused

At 9/23/07 05:42 PM, SpeshilKay wrote: manga for 18+, for a good reason.
Battle Royale, sex, violence, fucking awesome.
http://www.narutofan.com/plus/manga/seri es/battleroyale.html

GOD-OF-DEATH likes what he sees.............................

sorry for the double post but somthins have to be said
like....

i know newgrounds has never been one for sympathy but for the love of christ it's my sanity we're talking about here. so...

HALP ME NOW, OR THE TERRORIST WILL WIN

i think what happened is that the site remodle scared a bunch of users away, and they still havn't gotten over the initial shock of this new improved newgrounds.

Oh, and i wonder if any of the Admins have noticed...

they left the decorations up

At 9/21/07 04:07 PM, Jack wrote: Thats right. I'll make you crazy!
Just post a picture.
I haven't done one of these topics in years, so this should be interesting..

I Already AM a psycopath. so HA HA

At 9/23/07 04:59 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Since when was the main character of Madness named Hank? I remember him being called that in the seventh one, but I also remember people calling him Hank before #7 was released.

if you zoomed in on the wanted posters it said the name right on them.
Hank J Wimbleton

At 9/23/07 04:42 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: this sounds familiar.
wasnt there a thread about this already?

Yeah, i think I made it.

ugh..........

Alright, i've been trying to find an audio track for, i forget how long, in Bunnykill 3, there's a song it'e inbetween KMFDM's Unfit and Inane.

i've spent way too much time in the Audio Portal trying to find this track, hell i even contacted Mottis Himself trying to find it, but it failed.

So, Now i ask you people to help me before i go totally nuts. can anny one find the goddamned track.

and before you fuckin say it, yes i have used the searchbar already, the search bar has failed me.

And no, i'm not going to fucking google it, cause googling shit takes way too long.

anyway, here's the music section of the credits, if it helps.

To whoever's idea this was... ME LIKIE

At 7/10/07 07:41 PM, wesdood wrote: you know what i could really use?

a swift kick in the nuts?

At 7/10/07 06:45 PM, IndieToons wrote: Well imagine going to work, and not signing off your computer... It doesn't dawn on you that someone might log in and go online and search the web. Well, how about this fat kid walking in, downloading pornography, and using condoms that belong to me (and using my roommates condoms as well), to beat off into while watching the porn. Stealing our condoms, jacking off on our bed. (we have a bunk bed). etc.... You can see why we would hate him.

Here's a classic remedy to that problem.

Blanket Party

chuck a blanket over him and you and all your friends beat him with make-shift bledgons. after that you run-off so by the time the fat little bitch goes crying to his momma, you'll be miles away.