867 Forum Posts by "GOD-OF-DEATH"
At 4/13/06 03:58 PM, -Gomez- wrote: It says im having a boy!
Cigars any one?
i'll take a cigar, my friend's friend's friend's girlfriend is having a boy.
BYOL-bring your own lighter
well.. i like the..
MP5
FAMAS
FP90
MAC11
STEYR AUG
MICRO UZI
but my favorate, by far is the one down below
anyone who has "pokemon" or some shit like that in their user name
had to edit it, somwhat
she is smart, aggesive, knows what she wants, likes my jokes, hates dubya, funny, and stylish
in bed, a bit of a challenge to please, likes "games"
i KNOW i am a WANKER
but at least i have the courage to admit it
what is your dream girl like...
body wise
sex wise
personality wise
At 4/13/06 02:47 PM, biggieprice wrote:At 4/13/06 02:45 PM, Duo_teh_GOD_OF_DEATH wrote: you all must have TO MUCH god damn spare time on your hands to reply to this topicShut up, faggot.
GET A LIFE
hmmm how many times have i heard that...
i'm sick of it, if i have to post my collection of lesbian porn to get you asses off my back i will, in the mean time go fuck yourself, wanker
At 4/13/06 02:46 PM, AvsJoe wrote: Loved it. Third favourite movie and Second favourite comedy.
oh, dear....
someone here isn't too book-smart i see
PAY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL
At 4/13/06 03:10 PM, MaidenHead wrote: I'd kill myself for being attracted to a middle-aged harlot droning on at me about chemicals or triangles.
not middle age dumbass
like 28, freash out of college,
a woman with a huge rack, tight butt, slim thieghs, nice built, sexy face.
the hottest teacher in the world, and you wanted her, what would you do.
this may sound dumb, but i'd ask her out
for me, it was poke hot glue in tech-ed class
it gave me second degree burns
fucking glue
At 4/11/06 11:55 AM, AbsurdRandomness wrote:At 4/11/06 11:54 AM, gods_son wrote:Women can't rape.At 4/11/06 10:48 AM, bigexplosions wrote: Rape me.was she hawwt?
in a way they sort of can... but it requires ropes.
if the rapist is hot then it's not technically rape, unless the one being raped is a homo and doesn't like being inside a woman. if a girl tring to rape ME was hot i'd become an accomplice.......the law of our land is so confusing.
At 3/7/06 07:26 AM, 1Dizmal1 wrote:At 3/7/06 07:23 AM, Enoll wrote: The K-mart near where I live sells the action figures and that game.you should go in with a shit gun going BAAA BAAA BAAAAAHH and blow shit up
I hate the world.
*walks in to K-mart with a dillon minigun* bring bing bing bing BAA BAAA BAAAAAAHHHH!!! *unloads 1,000,000 rounds of .30 armor pircing shells into toy isle*
you all must have TO MUCH god damn spare time on your hands to reply to this topic
GET A LIFE
pimp or whore?
you know what, i choose whore
HA HA! this is a job for
THE MAXANATOR
new person-no touchey
sort of know them-back and shoulders
know them-underarms and feet and belly button
sort of close- head
close- neck and clevage (not breast) also the inner theigh
really close- light touch on breast
if she is your hoe- nipple pinch and clitoris grab
BOW TO MY INTELLIGENCE
PS what or who ever fuck up my computer
YOU HIT ME- WE WILL HIT YOU!!!
At 4/3/05 09:22 PM, Evark wrote: My friend's a different story though, he's been caught three times, and each time it carries something like an 8 month penalty during which he can't go online at all for any reason at his house. He just got back on for the third time yesterday.
HEY!! DO I KNOW YOU?!
i've been caught three times
every single time it was because i got careless
and i've always gotten some sever penalty for being a "wanker"
At 4/12/06 06:39 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:At 5/10/05 12:28 AM, HAcoreRD wrote: Shouldnt parents be like "Atleast my child is straight"No, because there's nothing wrong with homosexuality.
uuuuuuuhhhhhhh are you sure? all the gay people i've met have been increadably violent... are you sure there's no connection hhhhhmmmmmm
At 10/8/05 09:37 PM, dicai wrote: My mum caught only one time. It was in history. It said sexigames. But he didn't tell my dad.
what the fuck!!!
you'r mom's a he!!!!
or did you just type-o?
my mom freaked but when she showed them to my dad he was like "hey these pics are pretty good" so as punishment the pics vanished i checked all the trashcans and got nothing.
NO BULL!!!!
At 4/8/06 08:16 PM, Kromeclutch wrote:At 4/8/06 08:07 PM, DeadKraz wrote:Waaiiit a minute.... *digs around google for more evidence*At 4/8/06 08:05 PM, Dissection wrote: Nope. Because everybody knows that Michael Jackson wears his glove on his right hand.Case closed. Lets get some lattes.
Ahah!!! \/
He must've been so excited he put his glove on the wrong hand!!!
"we the jury find the defendent guilty of being a pedophile"
At 4/12/06 05:45 PM, --MRED-- wrote: Good, they can keep him
and kill him AND the vice president for all i care, those two are the WORST things to happen to this country politically (the worst thing being michael jackson) although i must say bush's daughters are quite hot- i wonder how bush would respond to a pic of them french kissing.... oh wait i already know "NUKE 'EM i-i-i mean GROUND 'EM"
anyway i'm glad those ninjas got that dumbass' finger off the big red button.
who here liked SOUTH PARK; BIGGER, LONGER, UNCUT?
At 5/22/05 07:36 AM, TwistedGremlin wrote:At 5/22/05 07:27 AM, Shadow_XII wrote: Fucking...finally!i agree with shadow
And that creepy bitch saying she should be fatter?
Oh yes, I mean, someone who does her sort of thing would be unfit and overweight.
Fuck up. She's an athlete.
the first 2 games were good and the 3rd was't so good and then they just became shit
dude fuck up
have you even played TR6
it's story line is acctually pretty fuckin god damn good
best part about it is HER BOOBIES JIGGLE
that was my willie talking, not me
anyway her voice actor has a sexy voice in TR6 i wonder what she looks like......
At 5/22/05 07:24 AM, DeadPixels wrote: Damn Shes Fine
Ya know i'd tap that
my only problem with her is that she's not yet sexy enough to make gays go strait.
P.S. the "gay" comment was not me dissing gays it was a measure of sexiness
P.S.#2 anyway she's sexy enough for me, if she was real i'd take her to bed with me!! ;-)
dude PEDOPHILE ALERT
if your i young dude and a girl's being that up front she or he is probably a pedophile
you don't know what she looks like, she could be 82 for all you know. if you have a picture she's desperate, if you have a picture of her NAKED then she is a WHORE :-)
(i mean that in the kindest way possible)
my gran acctually supports the dumbass
she NEEDS to be convinced otherwise
reply with some of the dumbest things he said like, "if we teach children how to read, they will be able to pass a literacy test"
Okay problem number 1
I can't download flashdirector MX, parents say some crap about if i could make movies i would become a "computer mushroom". I would just download it anyway but they'd just delete it and i'd have lost some cash
problem number 2
all these deliberate type-o`s
it makes your message very hard to read
mistakes are okay and so is "hacker talk" just don't hacker code some 20 word phraise cause i hate having to look every single thing up on urbandictionary (urbandictionary.com helps you find the meaning of some "hacker codes")
