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At 9/19/06 03:11 PM, TropicalPenquin wrote: If you want, you can change your age on your profile, pretending to be older doesn't get you more cool points.

if your talking to me, your starting a pointless flame war, because i'm willing to put my birthcertificate on this forum, proving that i was born on 9/11/1991

At 9/19/06 03:04 PM, De133ted wrote:

At 9/19/06 03:01 PM, A-Drunk-Hobo wrote: Well today in gym he had to run like 1200 yards. i did it easy but some really fat kids in my gym class stared to throw up so i laughed like crazy when one girl started to cry when she only did like 100 yards. just wannted to what the bbs thinks

That's nice. I really don't think this is gonna go well with other users...

*Puts on anti-flame-war helmet*

your gonna need more than a helmet buddy.

the direction this is going it's gonna wind up being an All-Out-Flame-War
primarily because Newgrounds is like america, the average NG user can't run worth a shit becaues they don't work out, so they are like the whites and the blacks. athletes are like mexicans, you are a minority group on newgrounds.

oh, shit i'm in trouble now

*puts on anti-angry-moderator-suit*

hey, how much for an anti-flame-war hemlet?

none of the teachers in south east PA are really hot.

i guess it's because it's too close to Philly

anyway, have you ever noticed how there are almost NO hot teachers in middle schools?

why do you suppose that is?

hmmmmmm......

At 9/17/06 05:45 PM, AfroUnderscoreStud wrote:

At 9/17/06 05:43 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote: now, where can i get it? cause i thought flash was what i was downloading

Step 1: Download Flash

Flash Professional 8 - 30 day free trial. Costs $699

$699 mothafucker you think i can afford that!?

You can also get a student version for $249

$249 still too fuckin much

Flash Basic 8 - 30 day free trial. Costs $399

not helping

LiveSwif - Free

Yay

but extremely poor

ah shit

Step 2: Look at some tutorials to learn flash. If you want more then use Google. Also check out AS: Main for actionscript tutorials/help.

okay

Step 3: Any problems you have, ask questions in the Flash Forum

i'm poorer then a motherfucker

At 9/17/06 05:41 PM, absent wrote:

At 9/17/06 05:36 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote: forgive my ignorance, what's the differance?

Director is a different program that makes shockwave files, and also works with 3D. Also flash uses actionscript while director uses something called lingo.

You can find some info on it here and here.

now, where can i get it? cause i thought flash was what i was downloading

At 9/17/06 05:40 PM, Rihouss6646 wrote: Flash forum.

way fucking late.

At 9/17/06 05:34 PM, absent wrote: Oh snap you said director. Got confused cause you said flash in your title.

In that case find some tutorials here.

But remember that most/all people here use flash not director.

forgive my ignorance, what's the differance?

At 9/17/06 05:30 PM, Bananabread wrote:

At 9/17/06 05:29 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote:

At 9/17/06 05:25 PM, ornery-scotsman wrote: step 1 : This goes here
Step 2: wait for answeres there.

33 users there
206 here

33 users that know what they're talking about
206 users that just want a postcount +1

so noted, my mistake.

okay, i just downloaded the trial version of director MX
now, what?
i have no idea what the fuck i am doing

because i'm an idiot

i need serious help.

At 9/17/06 05:25 PM, ornery-scotsman wrote: step 1 : This goes here
Step 2: wait for answeres there.

33 users there
206 here

okay, i just downloaded the trial version of director MX
now, what?
i have no idea what the fuck i am doing

because i'm an idiot

i need serious help.

At 9/16/06 12:51 PM, thinkpinkydink wrote: elvisopoly
nintendoploly
wineoploly
cocktailoply
pokeopoly
berroploly
dogolpoly
birdolpoly
metal gearopoly (sarcasm)
catoploly
animalopaly
compopoly
manopoly anniverary edition
original manolpoly
stateolpoly
family guyoploly
simsonsoploly

um.... yeah..... you forgot pornopoly

At 9/14/06 05:33 PM, tigerkitty wrote:

At 9/14/06 05:31 PM, Armel wrote:
Oh, and just a question, how did Pimp get to level 30 without dieing?

The daily number of XP it takes to get to level 30 is set by pimp/ht52 everday they deposit.

wait so THEY are the ones who decide how long it takes to gain levels
that's BULL SHIT, mother fuckers.

oh and please explain your response a little more, i'm still confused.

yeah, and one of the pop-ups on the site has a virus in it.

norton and shit blocks it but if you don't have a firewall your fucked

At 9/14/06 04:52 PM, TomFulp wrote: Ross put together a handy script that has done a mass update of all the remaining user names. The script then attempted to remove leading and trailing dashes, as well as undercores, while converting interior underscores to dashes (example, -_Joe_- would become Joe, Joe_Cool would become Joe-Cool).
Enjoy your new names and enjoy your new upload limits!

great, now i have to modify my account pic, you know i really, liked my old user name.

another lesson learned the hard way, i should really read the threads more before i post.... i'm a dumbass.

dear lord, that crazy motherfucker

and now, thanks to him, NG's gonna be all over my ass to change my name

anyway, if the guy had an account on this site it may be the other godofdeath account the one i was pissed existed because i wanted the name, but, if he had an account on this site my money's on GODOFDEATH, not me the other GODOFDEATH, and
-GODOFDEATH- was my account name but a change in the rules about the dashes states i can't use it anymore.

it's kind of freaky isn't it, seeing death for what it really is.

At 9/13/06 08:12 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

i dont know what is true anymore, but i know one kid was shot in the back of the head, about 20 were shot 6-9 are critical and some are getting operation, and the shooter is dead. However, im still unclear if there was more than one. most of downtown was closed up.

shit, one shooter, dead, 20 hit, 6-9 critical condish, 4 others dead, you were fucking unlucky dude, you either got stuck with a guy armed to the teeth, or one hell of a shot

At 9/3/06 01:26 PM, TheSoulTiller wrote: Get a new sound card. And get a surgeprotector, so this doesn't happen again.
While you're at it, upgrade your graphics card. Just for the hell of it. >:'D

okay, i don't spend too much time at circut city, how much is that going to cost?

none of you are helping, i think the sound card got fucked up, please tell me how to unfuck it.

look, yesterday there was a power outage, my computer was on stand-by. and made a wierd noise as it went out. anyway the power came back today, and now my speakers are fucked up. they're plugged in and all, they just don't make any sound, and before you say it, yes they are turned on, and even the headphones don't work when plugged in. i think somthing got fucked up in the outage, so can anyone tell me how to unfuck my computer?

At 9/1/06 06:45 PM, NotDareDevilGuy wrote:

At 9/1/06 06:39 PM, -Ethereal- wrote: "Hello, Operator? I need one round-trip Plane ticket from South Carolina, to Holland."

The transaction is underway, my friend.

I´m calling my dealer

At 9/1/06 06:40 PM, -GODOFDEATH- wrote: 00:30 AM?

Half past 12
oh, now i get how that thing works

america's drinking age 21

That´s why America is so fucking queer

agreed

americans arn't allowed to smoke pot

Another queer law in America

and why crime rates are so high, PM me for more info

american tabacco smoking age 18

Win again

we match you there, i think

wooooo

do you mean go out with a girl, or go out at night cerfew-less? either way america has no age-restrictions there, in most of the states

Just go clubbing without having a bouncer telling me I´m too young

SON OF A BITCH, you're allowed to go into strip clubs

which makes me fuckin hate you
GOD DAMNIT, we're are the land of the free and the home of the brave, but fucking holland has us beat in youth freedoms

It´s official Holland > all

to make things worse, i think prostitution is legal in holland
the only place that it's legal here is in nevada

True, prostitution is legal, but I'll have to wait two more years for that

ha. ...oh wait i live on the opposite side of the country of nevada, and i'm 14, well, 15 my birthday's september 11th

tell me more about your freedoms just to piss me off

Well, you can have sex with minors.. unless it's rape, in America it's illegal even if it isn't rape

um.... not if the fuz don't find out

P.S. what are the restrictions on owning firearms in holland?

Yeah, you beat us there

well, that depends, do you have the right to bear arms at all? because alot of people from other countrys think we can own any gun we want. but there are alot of restrictions, and even if you're buying a low-capacity short-range pistol for target shooting there's a shit load of near-usless paperwork you have to fill out, the dumb part there is you're arn't allowed to buy firearms if you were dishonerably discharged from the military. if you buy a submachine gun it adds a shit load to the pile of papers you have to fill out, and you arn't even allowd to buy medium- or high- capacity machine guns in america, and military-model machine guns are out to. again PM me for more information

At 8/30/06 08:47 PM, sirockalot wrote: Joe Zombie is #1????? I mean, its amazing, but not nearly as great as the yuyu, little foot, and many others. What is newgrounds coming to?

it all has to due with hype, if somthing good has been over due FOR TWO YEARS (hint to joe zombie's author) everyone's gonna watch it and vote five

At 9/1/06 05:51 PM, soldierside wrote: resubmitted this under my account
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/336219
BLAM IT

p.s its mine but it originally got blamned

can't you just remove it from the portal?

At 9/1/06 06:30 PM, NotDareDevilGuy wrote: Yes! My birthday is today, it just turned 00:30 AM here in Holland, which means I am now officially 16

00:30 AM?

I can now drink legally,

america's drinking age 21

smoke pot

americans arn't allowed to smoke pot

and tabacco legally

american tabacco smoking age 18

and drive a scooter legally.

we match you there, i think

And of course, go out legally.

do you mean go out with a girl, or go out at night cerfew-less? either way america has no age-restrictions there, in most of the states

Not that this all stopped me, but still. I just finished a humongous cigar in celebration and am now trying to drink myself to death.

which makes me fuckin hate you
GOD DAMNIT, we're are the land of the free and the home of the brave, but fucking holland has us beat in youth freedoms

to make things worse, i think prostitution is legal in holland
the only place that it's legal here is in nevada

tell me more about your freedoms just to piss me off

P.S. what are the restrictions on owning firearms in holland?

At 9/1/06 06:16 PM, sonicmega wrote: Ever since a power outage we had back in July, when I was forced to eat Mcdonalds to survive for about 5 days, I've found that whenever it get out of work, i have a sudden URGE... a NEED to go to mcdonalds and get a burger.
It's the same thing everytime: a double hamburger with no onions and extra pickles. $1.06.
Hell, the DAY STAFF knows me by NAME.
"oh, it's sean! remember everybody, NO ONIONS, EXTRA PICKLE! :3"
My god, I need help T~T

you are the kind of person that gives america a bad name, you're obviously fat, you buy a burger every day, which might make you rich, and in your profile you seem to have mis-read "habitat" and thought it was "habit" because you wrote "newbie animations", which makes you stupid, and/or ignorant

STOP EATING THOSE MICKEY D'S BURGERS, THEY'LL KILL YOU.

really, stop, those burgers are full of shit that'll fuck your system up

rate me, i got nothing better to do

the hell with my pride, do me

At 8/27/06 04:40 PM, Elamdri wrote: Meant to be a sister thread to this one, you can also photoshop your own message onto my door now. Or MSpaint if your a cheap bastard.

hope you like it :-)

At 8/27/06 04:31 PM, AshfordPride wrote: A tatoo is permanent. Even now, that is old. Are you really going to think it's so awesome in ten, twenty, or thirty years?

Get something timeless, and classy. Like a topless women stratling an AK-47.

i would go with a naked women, each armed with 5 different weapons, but the problem with that is that you'd have to bend your leg in an awkward way to.... nevermind

but girls dont like guys who have tatoos of naked women on them
i was thinking of getting one on my upper right arm, of a skull in a pool of blood with GOD OF DEATH on a banner over the top

why do i feal lucky? because i'm friggen 6 foot 1".
no big deal, right?

well, yesterday i was at the renasance fair and i was at one of the shows, it was called "sultry siren sinners" or somthing like that, it was basically five musical wenches, puting on a show, plot being one of them is getting hitched and the rest of the group doesn't like it.

eventually the rest of the group finally accepts it and they decide to give their fellow wench a "gowing away" present. the going away present was four men, an english man, a french man, a turkish man, and a welsh man. so the head wench, who is naturally hot, and thinking i'm over 18, grabs my arm saying "i've got your welsh man right here"

three of the other wenches grab dudes from the audiance and put us on stage, and we stand there like idiots as these hot women are all over us, singing about how women find out what it's like to be a wife in the specific country that the person is "from"
the wench that was on be was the last to go, and at this time i have a raging mega-huge boner. as she's singing she first hangs on my right side, and then she sticks her butt right on my crouch.

let me tell you, having a wench all over you does wonders for your self-esteem