867 Forum Posts by "GOD-OF-DEATH"
At 9/22/06 03:28 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Give him ths stick.
NO!
Don't give him the stick!!!
that sounds like the conversation between my coach and my mom as to weather or not my dad should give me the defence stick.
is it legal for me to get a part-time job at a gun shop or shooting range?
At 9/22/06 03:43 PM, BobbyJenkins wrote: IF YOU STEAL MY BOY'S INNOCENCE, I'LL BREAK WHAT LITTLE OF IT YOU HAVE LEFT FOR YOURSELF!
to all the NG moderators, that is just a fancy way of saying "if you have sex with my son i'll rape you"
At 9/21/06 11:22 PM, MidnyteRayne wrote: So tell me, whos the fucking asshole who thinks it's a good idea to read while driving? I really wish to know.
who's the fucking asshol that reads, period.
"gimmie the money or i'll cut off your penis"
*forks over the cash*
"thank you"
*cuts of his penis*
"now for $200,000,000 i'll give it back"
At 9/22/06 03:27 PM, woodblock wrote:At 9/22/06 03:25 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote:i need it for mani admin plugin for counterstrike :PAt 9/22/06 03:24 PM, woodblock wrote: how do i find out my ip?why?
yes im a noob
where do you get counterstrike anyway?
pop quiz
if redbull gives you wings
what does this stuff give you?
At 9/22/06 01:11 PM, mranarchy wrote: theyve brought out an energy drink called'cocaine'it does'nt have any cocaine in it but it has 8 thimes more caffiene than red bull so it gives you a massive caffiene'high'-I actually want to try it-the news reports worked on me!
http://abcnews.go.co..d=2459718&page=1
caffine works as a seditive with me so the shit would acctually put me straight to sleep
At 9/20/06 10:21 PM, Unmedicated-Moron wrote: Obviously the world will end in 1017
1017 already happened
At 9/22/06 03:24 PM, woodblock wrote: how do i find out my ip?
why?
i found a slide show of a nymphomaniac that took a picture of her self whenever she got naked for like, five years.
oh, shit i guess that didn't help, why do you want to see it anyway? are you a maiesiophilliac?
At 9/22/06 02:00 PM, Elamdri wrote: Its seriously the greatest. I have the whole damn day to myself.
...maybe I'll mastrubate or something
;)
what school do you go to?
At 9/22/06 02:19 PM, redface wrote: Last Week, My High School's Footbal Team, The Central Hilltoppers Took on our Cross-town Rivals, John Bassic High School, and shut them out, 57-0 (I'm not exactly sure of the score, all I know is that we raped 'em)
Now, Because of some stupid "Humiliation Rule" enacted at the beginning of the season, Our Team Coach is Getting Suspended. Isn't that the damndest thing?
Why Is this Happening? I thought School Sports were supposed to teach sportsmanship and what not, Now The Coach (Who is one of my teachers and a great guy) is getting suspended because of stupid "Make sure Everybody wins" rules like these.
here at Great Valley Middle School we believe in shut-outs, for we are dishing them out all the time.
the administration, how ever, does not believe in letting hot girls show their clevage, letting the guys wear trench coats, and (here's the funny one) no sleveless shirts in gym class
At 9/22/06 11:54 AM, TropicalPenquin wrote: Our network is so smart and organised that there is no way round blocked sites.
same story, but a fair-weather friend of mine has a buddy who makes sights like kproxy.com that can bypass most of the proxies though, but the con is the downloads take longer then dial-up
At 9/19/06 08:12 PM, SpeshilKay wrote: put some butane in it. its damn cheap.
wait, isn't butane used for it's flamable fumes
ya tryin' ta blow my hand off mothafucka
At 9/19/06 07:50 PM, krazykangaroo wrote: heres a cool idea
get a spray can of axe, spray it on ur palm, light it on fire and your hand is on fire, but you cant feel the heat
if ur sis is being a bitch, slap her with the flaming hand of doom!
FLAMING HAND OF DOOM!!! LOL ^-^
At 9/19/06 07:39 PM, Jarvis-Ganon wrote: Yeah, sometimes you accidentally say the wrong thing or sometin and u need to make an edit.
Perhaps the New NG will offer us this option. Plz consider the no0b/possibly alt's request Tom.
yes Tom, we actually "agree" with the n00b on this one, please consider it. LOL^ - ^
At 9/19/06 07:45 PM, rayboy wrote: I need info from tom but he's never on at all
just ask the BBS users or PM him, lord knows he's replied to all of mine
At 9/17/06 06:59 PM, Lettuceclock wrote: (This does NOT apply in texas. All facts where taken directly from my mother who is a PO, Represenitives of the NRA, A book on gun laws, the laws themself, and the people at my Gun Club).
Look, I dont know WHERE you people got this, but you can't shoot someone for breaking into your house
actually you can because if the robber knew you were awake and didn't leave he's probably planing to kill you
BTW: your mom's a PO for the NRA, i would heve to say, that's pretty sexy. ^ - ^
At 9/19/06 05:25 PM, Unmedicated-Moron wrote: You should put some liquid nitroglycerin, that works wonders.
Exploding lighter LOL ^-^
trust me, you don't want to know
At 9/19/06 05:14 PM, letsgocubs13 wrote: Just put lighter fluid in it. Gas is definantly not an option. It would go boom!
i don't have zippo lighter fluid. and how do you know gas will make it explode, last i checked gas only exploded when it was mixed with an oxidizer
okay, i have a zippo, never used, and i want to know, will grill lighter fluid or gasoline will work in it. now don't tell me to go try it myself, i want to know for sure that it'll work before i go put it in my lighter.
you know come to think of it, it would be kinda cool if you were sexually active with one of your teachers.
let's see pros vs. cons
PROs: get laid, get good grades, and if you get caught it's not entirely on your head
CONs: none that i can think of right now
No, wait, what would be really cool is if you had your college dorm room all to your self and all of your teachers are really hot nymphomaniacs who took their urges out on you at night.
At 8/14/05 06:47 PM, Ryan wrote: What the flying fuck! I was looking up some world of warcraft stuff on yahoo and this crap came up!
damn horny peoples...
well, what do you expect?! ever since eidos found out about the nude raider program, and stopped all copies of anything like it, video game porn fans have been out of luck.
but if world of warcraft was made with eidos....
then i have to say, i need a tomb raider copy of that program.
At 9/19/06 04:04 PM, Pinkasaurus wrote:At 9/19/06 01:46 PM, OneEyedFerret wrote: No-ones said "Rape Her" yet.We can't anymore :(
why not?
emergency double-post-bump
At 9/19/06 03:41 PM, Erin-Electric wrote: You're right. I actually really, really hate the smell of axe. There are only one or two smells that actually make you smell better. The rest makes you smell worse. Don't know why so many people use it.
*takes out note pad*
and those two scents are....
At 9/19/06 03:39 PM, Matt wrote: But TAG does.
Epilogueepilogueepilogue
no it doesn't, a half-a-second spray repels more women then it attracts.
At 9/19/06 03:34 PM, Rihouss6646 wrote:At 9/19/06 03:01 PM, A-Drunk-Hobo wrote: just wannted to what the bbs thinksThe BBS thinks you're a cunt. (It told me.)
win
