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At 8/17/08 04:39 AM, coldkiller1067 wrote: what is clock day?

As an oldhead, I will tell you, my boy! Back in the day, there were a team of people with clock in their names (easy to animate). We had Jujifruit Clock, Kiwi Clock, Kool BlueRaspberry Clock, we had them all. We had a strawberry alarm clock who would send us flash animations of things like the letter "B", which we would promply tie to our belts, which was the style at the times. This was considered quality entertainment, and that's how we liked it, dagnabbit!

Some people were jealous of this, and based on the clocks, they created a stream of quality entertainment almost parodying the clocks. Check out other great time-keeping device animations done by masters such as Blind Dingleberry Alarm Clock and Crotch Swatch. There are many talented others. Check Wikipedia.

Thanks, it's great to be back. Anyway...

I used to get upset about the concept of "gay" meaning that something sucks, but I learned something...

People who use the word in that sense should be put to a very painful death.

Okay, in all honesty, gays are awesome. We have expendible income past straight people with gender roles and kids. In the case of us males, we have enough income for an Xbox360, Wii, and PS3 and all the games and accessories we'd like, since we don't have to buy kids clothes and healthcare. We are doing awesome, and we just bought video equipment and rent a warehouse with a green screen, all of which we couldn't afford if we were a straight couple making a ton of babies. If someone wants some of that awesomeness, I'll be happy to let you pat my head and let it rub off on you.

In all seriousness poster, don't worry about gay as a pejorative term. Life is better this way.

This is gobo718 signing off, thank you and good night.

Did anyone notice the new Dunkin' Donuts commercial uses an original song by The Johns? Awesome.

HAHA... it just hit me now that Trey and Matt literally "burned the bridge".

I love those guys.

In contrast, a 6-foot-granite monument on the grounds of the Texas Capitol - one of 17 historical displays on the 22-acre lot - was determined to be a legitimate tribute to the nation's legal and religious history.

I think that's a valid piece of American history. (I'm an athiest, and I'm okay with it.)

Well, to be open about this, honestly, Tom really hasn't been around lately, what with all this Alien Homonid stuff... I have to give it to the Newgrounds regulars who know the system and understand what's already in the portal and what's not... kudos! Kudos to you, brave people who understand the system. And Tom, yeah, be around a little more if you care about the people who are working for you to make your portal a better place. Peace, Billy.

As many years as an athiest, I'm an expert on the bible... as I can tell the chapter and verse of any lame argument the average argumentative Christian has against me, which they do not, for they believe what they think the bible tells them to believe.... to argue with a devout, balls on the wall Christian is moot. I have yet to meet one who can tell you where, in their 2000-some year old book, that what they say saves them from the sulfur fire that the god who loves us set up for us...

But he loves you!...

... these blind believers haven't even read the damn thing.

First borns, killed. Plagues. A book where pork is forbidden, shaving and hair cutting is forbidden, and homosexuality is forbidden... (Note to Christians.... I know you have no idea which book of the bible I'm talking about. Google it.... it starts with "L".) And that turns out to be the biggest argument Christians have against gays??!!?

Oh, fucking please. To think our government was founded on freedom of religion, but you're ostrasized for not believing there was a man who turned piss into Kool-Aid and walked on top of vats of Jell-o Pudding.. (note to people who think like I do... The people who will get offended by this won't be able to point out any arguments, so let's fuck with them). Ridiculous. No wonder the rest of the world hates us.

sthweetie, I HAVE fag in the bag... I'm officially the biggest queer on Newgrounds, besides Maus, of course... I never slept with a woman, have a pink Christmas tree, and did drag last Saturday. I win. bwahahahaha

I'm back to Newgrounds from a long haitus, but I must say that I looked inside myself a lot since. I no longer require the acceptance of anyone who doesn't want to give it to me. This alliance keeps dying off. I have to say to my friends and fellow club members that I appreciate your comments while it was going strong, and I officially retire my membership. Thanks for everything! Billy

At 12/2/04 02:06 AM, spanishfli wrote: But Damien, whom I assuming is straight, occasionally chooses to sleep with men. Why?

Because he's an attention whore. He doesn't really, if he is straight. Nor is a gay man happily gay if he mentions over and over and over again that he either sleeps with women or still views it as a viable alternative to sleep with women. That also qualifies for attention whoredom. *warning: potential cat fight*

If Damien sleeps with men, it's because of internal homophobia that he's not doing it openly. Don't hate, Damien... APPRECIATE!

I'm gunna keep bartending... 4 years of Kerry, people will be able to afford going out... 4 more years of Bush, alcoholism will increase in the shrinking middle-class community. It's win-win.

At 8/31/04 07:01 PM, Hadji_San wrote: now when he was in jail and went back in time to when he was in school, that was before he went to that girls dad's house and confronted him. so basically he didnt change anything really to alter the world he is in now. he just made marks on his hands.

From the teacher's prospective, a 7-year-old draws a picture of a man killing 2 guys, then calls attention to him and stabs his hands. We're supposed to believe that his self-mutilation didn't change his therapy. Considering that he should be considered a danger to himself, his therapy would have changed dramatically, his mother would have treated him differently, and he'd have to explain the scars many times in his life, setting up a butterfly effect and a completely different result.

The fact that this didn't happen this way negates the scientific premise of the movie. If the stigmata thing didn't change the outcome of his life at the time, then why would anything else change when he went back?

I saw this on Pay-Per-View a few hours ago, and I was wondering for those who've seen it:

Concerning the stigmata scene... if Evan changed things in the past that effected the path to the future, when he woke up after stabbing his palms, his prison cellmate wouldn't have even known him without the scars. The marks wouldn't have just "shown up", he would have had them all along.

I can accept that even though he stabbed himself, that he ends up in the same jail cell at the exact same time. Fine. I'll let that one go.

For those with the DVD, did anyone say anything about this in the commentary?

I don't remember in his "brave" address about his homosexuality that he mentioned the $5 million that his Israeli lover wanted for hush money. He came out as a "gay American" right before the real scandal hit. Is my community supposed to welcome him as a new member of the family? What the hell?

from snpp.com

?ABF?? - Title Unknown
In case you didn't notice, Patty had always indeed leaned towards homosexuality at times. In this episode, Patty falls for a local female golf pro. Springfield legalizes gay marriage, and Homer becomes a minister by registering online. This may spell an outing for the love-stricken Patty. However, be on the lookout for a possible twist ending. This episode could be part of the FABF production line, or the next season's.

So, Patty's got lesbian leanings... but the twist ending could be someone else intirely.

I think Bill O'Lie-lly should have said that he would have sent his kids to die in the war he supported. He said that he would go himself. How far from reality is this nutjob? What are they going to do with that old crustbucket over there? I'm sure if there's another draft, they'll go after the 50 year olds first.

Ass.

So what are the exact rules here about gay sigs? Guys can't kiss, definitely no porn or body parts... is that it?

I can't find it in the archives of the Onion, but I had it saved on my PC....

Congress Adds 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' Amendment To Bankruptcy Bill

WASHINGTON, DC-- Seeking to increase fiscal accountability among citizens who have no chance to survive make their time, the House of Representatives added an "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" amendment Monday to H.R. 333, the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2001. "What you say!!!" shouted the bill's sponsor, Rep. George Gekas (R-PA), following the amendment's approval. "This bill will not only make debt-ridden Americans more accountable, but it has the added benefit of taking off every 'zig' for great justice." Opponents of the amendment protested that it would potentially set up U.S. the bomb.

Thanks for the map. It's right off the expressway. It's not a quiet neighborhood, which is okay by me. I want to find out the crime rates there, too. Does anyone know how to do that? I can find info for the whole city, but not the particular section.

570? Too kinky for most? God, I'm a superfreak. Super freak. Baby, ow.

Yay! Another queer on Newgrounds! Cool. Welcome to the club. Who recruited you?

I need to recruit 3 more before the National Gay and Lesbian Association sends me my free toaster oven.

I'm moving to Philadelphia, but I don't know much about the section I'm moving to. Does anyone know much about Abbottsford Avenue? It's near Fern Hill Park. I know it's about 15 minutes away from Center City. Thanks!

Spreading Santorum

Here's a better, longer, more in-depth article.

I'm sure you are familiar with Rick Santorum, the senator from Pennsylvania (my home town) who makes some Puritanical comments about homosexuality here and there... comparing it to beastiality and what-not... well, I've done a search, and no one here commented on this one yet. The re-defining of sentorum by Dan Savage of the "Savage Love" column in the Onion. After a very democratic vote, the winner of the definition of santorum was "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex".

After seeing that the new marriage amendment to the constitution failed by 48(pro) to 50(against), and noting that my 2 representatives voted FOR it... Specter being the other... I felt it necessary to help do my part to get the term "santorum" into the national lexicon... what can you come up with? I'll go first...

"If you're using Crisco, it slides great; cleaning up the santorum afterwards, however, is a nightmare."

At 7/16/04 11:26 PM, Izuamoto wrote: ironic then, how rick santorum is the senator for pennisylvania

Remember the definition of Santorum... "the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is a by-product of anal sex".

Ew, I got santorum all over the drapes...

Deeper and Deeper by Madonna

At 7/6/04 04:37 PM, powerman_x wrote: Easy, while Bush was in jail for coke he was some dudes buttery cornhole, and since then hes a homofobic.

So you're saying that someone gave his Johnny Prostate the ass-hammer?

I remember seeing an ad for one of those ex-gay programs. "Ashamed? You don't have to be gay." I thought, it must be pretty bad for straight people, they have to advertise now.

The "converted" woman in the ads was Anne (something or other, I forget now). I asked my lesbian friends if anyone dated her. I mean, lesbians KNOW everybody... the lesbian web knows no bounds. And no one did, so I don't think she was a lesbian to begin with... but I digress... carry on.

At 7/6/04 04:09 PM, spanishfli wrote: Archives from JAMA is the best source to read up all recent studies on the subject homosexuality.

Thanks, fli, here's the link:

JAMA on the Gay

At 7/6/04 04:11 PM, SoulShadower wrote: Blink 18-freaking-2. ANYONE can play that simple crap.

Yeah, but they did it first... no wait, Green Day did...