At 8/10/09 12:20 PM, Eggys wrote:
The stereotypical Newgrounder:
1. Is 15 or 16 years old.
no 19
2. Owns a Wii, and either a PS3 or a 360.
own all three!!
3. Has at least one parent that left him when he was a baby. This parent might have been replaced by a stepparent.
yeah well that pretty common in america
4. Has some acne. Not too much or too noticeable, but some.
not at all
5. Plays the guitar. Or at least tries to.
i have a gutiar and play it for the lulz
6. Is Atheist but only admits it online.
my freaking sig should tell you that i'am not an atheist
7. Used to play WOW.
nope
8. Owns a cell phone and never uses it.
yeah i got own there :/
9. Has slight homosexual tenancies.
not really i'am asexaul
10. Is not a female.
course not, wouldn't be here if i was!
11. Attends middle school, or is about to.
last year in high school
12. Has a crush with every other girl he meets. Likes 1/10 guys he meets.
use to be the case but not anymore
13. Hardly interacts with other kids at school.
meh don't like them to tough, so i don't talk to them.
14. Is failing at least one class in school.
this isn't FAIR everyone fail at some class that usual stupid class
15. Always goes to Newgrounds when he's supposed to do his homework.
well i do that with youtube so some what yes
16. Is sentimental about certain childhood toys.
oh my powerrangers actionfigure, my pokemon games, aahhhh good times good times
17. Has been begging his parents to buy him a new computer, but they won't because at least one of them is unemployed.
despite being a only child i really don't ask for nothing, course if i need something
i ask my old folks but if i want something i just by my time till I'm able to get it
18. Has tried to commit suicide at least once but failed miserably.
hell no, why whould i do that?
19. Is angry at his siblings.
i'am annoy by them but don't hate them
20. Is still upset about losing his first girlfriend when he was 13.
aahhh joke on you i got over her like 3 years ago
21. Is socially and economically liberal.
neutral
22. Hates South Park and Family Guy and the "movie" movies, even though he hasn't seen all of them.
south park= meh, family guy=hate, "movie" movies= LOVE IT
23. Hates Republicans.
i'm one! ....sort of
24. Is never dressed properly.
hahah got me!
25. Has a very messy room.
got me again
26. Says he dislikes anime and Twilight, but secretly likes them.
anime cool, not crazy about it but i can dig it. twilight..never seen the movie
i just know it got some vampire the like to stare alot.
27. Shops at Hot Topic sometimes.
HA nope WAL-MART amd TARGET FTW
28. Is American and lives on the east coast.
WRONG west coast
29. Masturbates daily.
nope just once in a blue moon really, jerking is boring
30. Is overpopulating this planet.
wow humanity blah blah blah , hate when people think this way.
this why there been so many wars in the world. one group think they are superior to another group and deicde to kill the "lesser" group.
not much of a NGer i'm i?