243 Forum Posts by "Glendale"
Whats your favorite song to have sex to/masturbate to?
For me, its Arco Arena, by Cake.
At 6/2/07 11:42 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Maybe I misread something, or maybe I don't get it.
Are you saying now kids will use jackhammers to kill cows? Instead of bats? Since when did kids ever kill cows anyway?
No message. No history. No reason. Just a story.
Of something that definetly did happen for a good reason with a very thorough and sanctimonious message.
Or not.
Ok, imagine a tepid field in eastern Pennsylvania. There are cows grazing the expansive, lush lawn surrounding a lone farmhouse. There are birds in the trees, singing tenderly in thje whispers of the wind.
A pickup truck blasting heavy metal, carrying two 17 year olds from Queens, New York, stops at the drunk-man fence. Out they come, each one carrying a jackhammer. They run through the field, cursing vehumesouly, digging their construction-oriented weapns into the tender tissue of the bovines.
The lonely farmer inside the farmhouse, waking from a dream where he was reunited with his tragically lost wife, hears the screams of cattle and the yawps of indecency flooding from the faces of these blood-drunk younglings.
Batteries drained, the New Yorkers go back to the truck to refill what was lost- water, electronic energy, and shirts. Their shirts are covered with the wretched mass of dozens of cattle. The cows are running panickedly throughout the farm, mooing bloody murder.
The farmer tries to load his shotgun, but realizes he crafted the firing pin into a cross, symbolizing his gun-toting belief in the sacred-second admendment. Looking outside, he sees the crazed hoodlums having a second run on his flocks of fauna. The farmer looks at his gnarled hands, and thinks over the next course of action. He goes to his closet, grabs earmuffs, and heads back to his bed. "401k, bitches." He mutters before he dreams of hot Asian tail.
The jackhammering continued for hours, the teens caving in skulls, pounding in ribcages, ravaging organs, eviscerating necks, hammering in knees, jacking off...well...you get the picture.
At the end of the day, the two mundane mass murderers drove back across the Triboro, two well-greased construction impliments rattling in the bed, 20 spent batteries jumping around, almost mimicking the verberations of the hoplessly and needlessly slaughtered victims. The end tally was Over 120 cows completely grinded up. Not a salvageable udder was to be found by the farmer, who really didn't give a shit. He had insurance on those fuckers, that night, he was going to Milford to get some spankin' ass.
Jackhammering. Its the new baseball.
I have an idea for a show, but I don't know any actors. Is there some place on the internet I could look for people for private functions?
Go try. keep us posted what happens.
The idea came into my head when I read the reviews for the cartoon "Blackhead." What is worse- being racist, or commanding people not to be racist? Think about it...sure, racism has a shallow background and slows down civil liberties, but if people are racist, that is their own soft-headed decision, and you cannot exactly tell them to stop. I mean sure, counter all their points with gusto, but simply slamming down people because what they believe in also seems idiotic.
This is Rangal's reason-
If people are drafted, more people will want against the war, and there will be an immediate withdrawl. And then the world goes to shit, but..hey..the Democrats win, and thats all that matters, right?
Any Not Agressive Lesbians Partake Exclusively, Not Excluding, Trading Raging Awesome Tongue Induced Orgasms Near?
War on Emos!
(christ, can't believe im the first one that said that)
Lets get some corruption-knocking up ins!
Why have a pride march? Then everybody else will have other pride marches and try to outdo your pride march, then there will be armed conflicts on whose pride march is more prideful.
I think hes trying to make an official South American political topic or something.
Getting punched in the asshole.
At 10/29/06 11:36 AM, scottish-cunt wrote:
Well I have Scottish, English and Irish blood in me. And all I can say to you good sir. DID MORE THAN FUCKING YOU!
I wouldnt consider being an ancestor of you as a positive thing.
Proteas, define North Korea's elevation of paranoia!
I heard that Yasser Arafat is gonna demilitarize the Palestinians! I bet this time it will work!
EVERYBODY gets made fun of on South Park. And thats good. There should always be one source of entertainment that..just...dosen't..care.
At 10/27/06 01:06 PM, StealthSteve wrote:At 10/27/06 01:04 PM, Glendale wrote: Then what is the difference between alive and existing?consciousness.
And then what explains conciousness? The inner conflict between good and evil? The ability to reason? The want to be better then everybody else?
I think the goal of a purely existant being is to reproduce and make their species thrive. The goal of a living being is to have any goal beyond that. You would have to think beyond instinct for that.
Of course, if I follow that course, I am pretty much alienating everything that is not human, and ceasing to call them alive, but merely existant. Thats pretty bitchy.
At 10/27/06 12:13 AM, Voyd wrote: Well, I say you just throw child molesters in the general population of a prison, let the inmates know what they did, and have them all the anal sex they want for the rest of their life, only this time, their the bitch.
Yeah, but then you have to make the choice between severe anal trauma
or solitary confinement.
At 10/27/06 04:19 AM, ImmoralLibertarian wrote:At 10/26/06 10:45 PM, troubles1 wrote: My hope is that they will find a true righteous Cleric who will stand up and tell them to stop the violenceJust because it’s not reported on FOX doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen.
BTW, thanks for taking down the banner with the burning American flags.
But back to the topic.
From the outside, you cannot really stop how extremists think. You can only stop how they act.
And short of having a Police State or creating their own nation 200 feet below the permafrost in Antarctica (Imagine every extremist group fighting in Antarctica for dominance. It would be the best reality show...EVER) maybe having their leaders moderated could stem the flow of blood. Of course, the leaders are the ones who made the extremists follow their course...it'd be hard.
They did have a good reason. Their soldiers were kidnapped. If you were a leader of a country, would you leave your soldiers to their own fate?
And because of the international community, the soldiers are still missing. All those deaths mean nothing now.
Then what is the difference between alive and existing? Is living where you exist, but with a purpose? But all things have a purpose.
At 10/27/06 12:42 AM, Nylo wrote:At 10/26/06 03:58 PM, scottish-cunt wrote: When us Atheist die. where do we go? Hell? Heaven? Neither?No one can tell you.
Only God can judge creed.
THAT, what Nylo said, is the most intelligent thing on this thread. Mortals do not have the power to judge other mortals, only God can do that with wisdom.
At 10/27/06 12:32 PM, Me-Patch wrote:
A company isn't a plot of land, a company is open to private stockholders, each stockholder owns a portion of a company, anyone is allowed to buy said stock. A public company should have to abide by the governments equal oppurtunity employment laws, as it is not a private organization and not entitled to the same rights.
A company can choose wether or not it will open up its stocks to the public. If all companies were publically held, whats stopping Wal-Mart from buying all the small buisnesses in America.
And illegal immigrints do have human rights. But they dont have a citizen's rights. That means that they cannot own land, drive a car, vote, run for public office, carry a firearm, or work. They CAN however rent, buy supplies, and spread their ideaology through peaceful protest.
I dunno. I guess im just a little bit Old Testiment-minded when it comes to child molesters.
At 10/27/06 12:06 AM, fli wrote: Philipines is supposedly the country with the most Islamists. (Yes, very weird...)
But the Phillipines is mostly catholic. Indonesia is the most populous islamic nation.
But...its been going on a long time in SE Asia. There were all those club bombings in Indonesia and the Phillipines a couple of years back...
Just wanted to bring this post back from the dead.
