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Topic: 30 Gop Senators Vote To Defend Rape

Posted: 10/12/09 03:53 PM

Forum: Politics

A PM i got, dunno why the author (Memorize) didn't bother just posting here

$10 says if the 30 people were Democrats, you wouldn't have posted the topic.
Kind of like how you didn't post a topic from ACORN and the Democrat's votes over the years.
But hey, consistency isn't the key!

Ya I probably wouldn't have found it in the first place if it was switched around. Not my fault though.

Doesn't change anything about the topic though


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Topic: 30 Gop Senators Vote To Defend Rape

Posted: 10/12/09 02:00 AM

Forum: Politics


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Topic: Core i7 in laptops?

Posted: 10/12/09 01:48 AM

Forum: General

At 10/10/09 02:50 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Why would you ever need a 4 core processor for a laptop?

nobody will ever need 64k ram


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Topic: You think you're having a bad week?

Posted: 10/11/09 02:53 AM

Forum: General

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yam aguchi

This guy is either really lucky or really unlucky


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Topic: Why is The Office funny?

Posted: 10/10/09 03:51 PM

Forum: General

It's a good show. There's no canned laughter (+5 points for a sitcom), none of the jokes really feel forced, it has a plot you can follow.

A lot of people treat it like a soap opera too, so there's some appeal to people who care about that stuff.

It may not be laugh out loud all the time funny like other shows, but it has its appeal to it, and people can relate because it's not wacky and out of the norm to see people why actually behave like that.

I don't watch the show that much but I do enjoy it


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Topic: The Flash 'Reg' Lounge

Posted: 10/10/09 02:43 AM

Forum: Flash

At 10/10/09 01:59 AM, BoMToons wrote:
At 10/10/09 01:58 AM, jmtb02 wrote: Mandatory "I'm Sitting Next to BoMToons" post.
I just showed jmtb02 all my unfinished projects. He orgasmed. His wife watched it all.

is she jealous?


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Topic: Fluids algorithm

Posted: 10/09/09 11:44 PM

Forum: Flash

At 10/9/09 05:28 PM, GustTheASGuy wrote: The amount of computation you need is exponential to the number of dots.

Hey Gust, it's actually O(n^2) if you do it naively, not O(m^n), so it's actually polynomial, not exponential.


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Topic: I'll be the idea guy

Posted: 10/09/09 09:48 PM

Forum: Flash

I just wrote a nice idea for a game and i need somebody to make it for me please. I'll give you 50% of the sponsorship money we will make

In the year 30N, a child was born. His parents were hiding from the Institution, aliens who rule over the galaxy with an iron fist. Shortly after being born, their hiding place was discovered. The kid was teleported to the nearest moon base, and holographically disguised as one of the Institutionalized (colloquially abbreviated as the Ized). He was raised by them to be a fighter, not knowing the details of his human past, but programmed to learn at age 30.

One day at age 30 he was going about his normal alien business when the holograph was deactivated, and he suddenly looked like a human pig. Knowing he would be killed if he was seen by the ized, he ran into hiding trying to figure out what was going on, when a video chip implanted in his brain suddenly explained everything to him. HE KNEW WHAT HAD TO BE DONE. He needed to avenge his fallen parents. Luckily there was a gun shop nearby. He wanted the awesomater, which shot laser bullets made of explosions, but he had no money so he was given the squeaker instead, which shot airsoft pellets. It was enough to protect him until he could afford a cooler gun, or upgrade his current gun.

The first thing he needs to do is clear: get a better gun. So he decides to rob a bank, which involves a lot of stealth since he can't hurt people yet. It's an easy mission, the kung-fu training he was given as a child helped him find the safe. With a new supply of money he could finally afford a good gun that could make aliens bleed and die, and could always make money by robbing the corpses of the aliens he killed so he can upgrade and make more awesome the guns he has, or even get the awesomater.

He realized he needed some defense, so he had to go get some space armor. The only armor shop in the galaxy was in a different space system though, so he had to find his way to the nearest wormhole generator instead. It was heavily guarded by ized troops, so he had to go shooting and kung fu on them to clear a path, before entering the wormhole (when an awesome cutscene plays). He gets the armor and is now ready to infiltrate the main ized base in the garkoblurger system. Along the way he meets a sexy alien chick named Bragana with 3 giant boobs, and they fall in love and fight together for a rest of the game.

He enters the base and starts shooting, guns ablaze. Flashbacks of his mysterious childhood play as hes shooting the evil aliens. Was this right? He is faced with a tough moral decision, but decides to keep killing to avenge his real parents.

Finally he reaches the control room. But what a twist! The chief ized leader is... the ALIEN WHO RAISED HIM AS A CHILD! He says "We may have killed your real parents... but I RAISED YOU. I may not be your real father, but I acted as a father to you. Surely that means something to you?" He replies "But but... you killed them!". He is faced with a moral dilemma, before deciding to kill him. He shoots and an awesome final boss battle begins. When the alien is dead, he hits the self destruct button and he needs to escape the galaxy before it implodes in on itself. On the way out, Bragana slips and falls down. Our hero catches her, but she says it's too late for her and falls into a pit and dies. He screams "NOOOOO" but continues escaping. He gets to a spaceship, and flies it away. As he watches the galaxy implode, a single tear streams down his eye, and the credits roll.


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Topic: The Flash 'Reg' Lounge

Posted: 10/09/09 12:29 AM

Forum: Flash

i was at my cousin's place and we were watching retarded animal babies and decline of videogames on the site. I didn't see the significance of the site at the time.

Then when i had some games to show off i submitted one here and was like "woah it appears on the site right away"


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Topic: The Flash 'Reg' Lounge

Posted: 10/08/09 12:19 AM

Forum: Flash

and my first try at compiling flash to iphone... failed

gonna try a hello world instead of porting an old game now :P


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Topic: Using AS3 to develop for the iPhone

Posted: 10/07/09 02:43 AM

Forum: Flash

the iphone market is already like that


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Topic: Using AS3 to develop for the iPhone

Posted: 10/07/09 12:04 AM

Forum: Flash

At 10/6/09 11:14 PM, Murudai wrote: The already saturated iPhone market is about to be ultra-flooded by the hordes of Flash developers who can now just port all their games over. No more requirement to have a Mac, no more requirement to learn Objective-C. The floodgates are open.

there is a requirement to pay $100/yr for the iphone dev license/access to app store, which should weed out 90% of the crap that could go up there but still leave that very very large chunk of 10% left


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Topic: Using AS3 to develop for the iPhone

Posted: 10/06/09 06:48 PM

Forum: Flash

my bad, my guesswork assembly is for ++var, var++ has more code since it's post increment and needs a copy in there.

Everyone should learn how assembly and flash bytecode work even though you may never use them


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Topic: Using AS3 to develop for the iPhone

Posted: 10/06/09 06:42 PM

Forum: Flash

At 10/6/09 04:11 PM, Afro-Ninja wrote:
At 10/6/09 02:08 PM, GustTheASGuy wrote:
At 10/6/09 01:59 PM, Afro-Ninja wrote: app 'performance' might be an issue, but I really don't see how battery life will be.
They're directly related. The more inefficient a computation is, the more energy it requires. It's not just about time.
I guess I'm just not familiar enough with how this stuff works at a lower level. I mean ok, let's take one of the simplest computations- adding one to a variable. I haven't used objective-C but I can only imagine it works identical in both languages.

var++;

what happens when I write that in my app built with AS3? Surely adobe isn't actually translating all of our code to objective c upon compilation, are they? And if not, why must the AS3 version of this statement be slower?

I'm guessing such an example is moot, and that an actual complex piece of code is required to completely understand...

var++ is compiled to

mov eax, var
inc eax
mov var, eax

or something similar for assembly language.

flash bytecode it's compiled to (i think)

inc var

MOST LIKELY what flash is doing is translating the bytecode from flash into assembly language (i.e. skipping obj-c or c++ in the process)

any speed issues so far are most likely a result of the rendering engine port, not the AS translation.

I've not had much time to play with it though, but mike has, and I'm not sure how much I can legally say about it


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Topic: The Flash 'Reg' Lounge

Posted: 10/05/09 06:05 PM

Forum: Flash

At 10/5/09 05:02 PM, BoMToons wrote: Yeah, I knew about it. Apparently it's been a sore spot for Armor Games for a while and Mo refuses to give it up.

Legally armorgames could get that domain by force with the courts if they think it's worth it.

mo is a slime ball though.


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Topic: The Flash 'Reg' Lounge

Posted: 10/04/09 03:14 AM

Forum: Flash

At 10/3/09 05:40 PM, Depredation wrote: Glaiel Winrar

Winrar sucks, zip is the superior compression format

Congrats, can we see some pics?

this is the best one. It's really something in 3D. I've dubbed it "The Bong Trophy"

The Flash 'Reg' Lounge


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Topic: The Flash 'Reg' Lounge

Posted: 10/03/09 12:11 PM

Forum: Flash

indiecade day 3 begins!

oh ya and I won the trophy for "Gameplay Innovation". It's a 20lb cast iron sculpture of death

The Flash 'Reg' Lounge


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Topic: Calculus

Posted: 10/01/09 03:20 AM

Forum: Flash

learn differentiation

learn integration

then you know calculus.

Calculus is pretty easy to grasp compared to more abstract stuff


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Topic: The Flash 'Reg' Lounge

Posted: 09/30/09 02:16 AM

Forum: Flash

Tomorrow I'm heading off to LA for 5 days


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Topic: Getting a console ver of my flash?

Posted: 09/29/09 06:56 PM

Forum: Flash

you need to have 2 of these:

* A shitload of money
* An amazing flash prototype
* Expert level knowledge of flash and c++

Good luck with getting even one of those, and even then it's still not easy, and it's expensive, and requires a little bit of luck. You also need to be willing to work more than full time for about 2 years, no exceptions


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Topic: Adobe flash CS5!

Posted: 09/29/09 06:45 PM

Forum: Flash

At 9/29/09 06:11 PM, zuperxtreme wrote:
At 9/29/09 04:39 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:
At 9/29/09 04:29 PM, zuperxtreme wrote: Notepadd++ ftw.

I'm not really expecting anything with CS5. I'll just pirate it. :)
You know you're going to get in a lot of trouble for that right?
For piracy ? It's not a problem in my country. ;p

it is on this site though, it is for adobe, and it is for everyone who wants adobe to keep supporting its software.

And lets not forget that pirating it is a huge "fuck you" to paying customers like myself, ESPECIALLY when you hear nothing but bitching from people like yourself complaining about features or bugs or whatever. Hey it costs money to add those features, it costs money to fix those bugs, and pirating the software doesn't help one bit.

Just go buy a student company if you can't afford the full license. Sure you can't make money with the student version (legally) but if you are making money from a pirated version then you're a morally reprehensible person for not buying a license to the software which puts food on your table.

I can't stand people who go "nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah I got flash for free lolsssss haha sucker you paid for it lolololol"


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Topic: If you're in the LA area this week

Posted: 09/29/09 04:43 PM

Forum: General

At 9/29/09 04:14 PM, JKMonkey wrote:
At 9/29/09 04:01 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: New Closure isn't coming to the portal :(
^^ well why not!?!

cause it's not being made in flash

on a completely unrelated note you may want to put $10-$20 more in your savings account

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Topic: If you're in the LA area this week

Posted: 09/29/09 04:01 PM

Forum: General

At 9/29/09 01:02 PM, Ultor wrote: All look pretty good I look forward to seeing your future work when it comes to the portal :)

New Closure isn't coming to the portal :(


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Topic: If you're in the LA area this week

Posted: 09/29/09 01:01 PM

Forum: General

bump


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Topic: Hitler May Still Live

Posted: 09/29/09 04:00 AM

Forum: General

At 9/29/09 03:59 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: Whether he died in the bunker or not, he's most likely in life support or just unhealthy from being old, if alive at all. Afterall, he'd be like 90 if he really didn't die and lived to today.

he would be 120


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Topic: If you're in the LA area this week

Posted: 09/29/09 03:30 AM

Forum: General

ya Luis is gonna be there.


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Topic: Hitler May Still Live

Posted: 09/29/09 03:28 AM

Forum: General

At 9/29/09 03:26 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Apparantly he didn't blow his brains out.

Looks like the conspiracy theories were right this time, Hitler didn't die.

hitler would have died of old age between than and now anwyay


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Topic: If you're in the LA area this week

Posted: 09/29/09 02:20 AM

Forum: General

COME AND VISIT

I have 2 finalists here. Aether and Closure. If they let me I will make the new Closure playable there instead of the flash one.

Here's some other finalists from newgrounds:


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Topic: The Flash 'Reg' Lounge

Posted: 09/28/09 09:37 PM

Forum: Flash

http://www.hulu.com/watch/98264/family-g uy-road-to-the-multiverse?c=570:718

this is the best few moments of family guy ever


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