you need to have 2 of these:

* A shitload of money
* An amazing flash prototype
* Expert level knowledge of flash and c++

Good luck with getting even one of those, and even then it's still not easy, and it's expensive, and requires a little bit of luck. You also need to be willing to work more than full time for about 2 years, no exceptions

At 9/29/09 06:11 PM, zuperxtreme wrote:

At 9/29/09 04:39 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:

At 9/29/09 04:29 PM, zuperxtreme wrote: Notepadd++ ftw.

I'm not really expecting anything with CS5. I'll just pirate it. :)

You know you're going to get in a lot of trouble for that right?

For piracy ? It's not a problem in my country. ;p

it is on this site though, it is for adobe, and it is for everyone who wants adobe to keep supporting its software.

And lets not forget that pirating it is a huge "fuck you" to paying customers like myself, ESPECIALLY when you hear nothing but bitching from people like yourself complaining about features or bugs or whatever. Hey it costs money to add those features, it costs money to fix those bugs, and pirating the software doesn't help one bit.

Just go buy a student company if you can't afford the full license. Sure you can't make money with the student version (legally) but if you are making money from a pirated version then you're a morally reprehensible person for not buying a license to the software which puts food on your table.

I can't stand people who go "nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah I got flash for free lolsssss haha sucker you paid for it lolololol"

At 9/29/09 04:14 PM, JKMonkey wrote:

At 9/29/09 04:01 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: New Closure isn't coming to the portal :(

^^ well why not!?!

cause it's not being made in flash

on a completely unrelated note you may want to put $10-$20 more in your savings account

At 9/29/09 01:02 PM, Ultor wrote: All look pretty good I look forward to seeing your future work when it comes to the portal :)

New Closure isn't coming to the portal :(

bump

At 9/29/09 03:59 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: Whether he died in the bunker or not, he's most likely in life support or just unhealthy from being old, if alive at all. Afterall, he'd be like 90 if he really didn't die and lived to today.

he would be 120

ya Luis is gonna be there.

At 9/29/09 03:26 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Apparantly he didn't blow his brains out.

Looks like the conspiracy theories were right this time, Hitler didn't die.

hitler would have died of old age between than and now anwyay

COME AND VISIT

I have 2 finalists here. Aether and Closure. If they let me I will make the new Closure playable there instead of the flash one.

Closure., by Glaiel-Gamer Type: Game Rating: Everyone

Aether, by Bluebaby Type: Game Rating: Everyone

Here's some other finalists from newgrounds:

I wish I were the Moon, by danielben Type: Game Rating: Everyone

Gray, by aeiowu Type: Game Rating: Everyone

http://www.hulu.com/watch/98264/family-g uy-road-to-the-multiverse?c=570:718

this is the best few moments of family guy ever

At 9/28/09 01:54 AM, ImpendingRiot wrote:

At 9/28/09 12:00 AM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: cleveland show... ugggg was like watching a trainwreck.

Although the Family Guy premiere was pretty awesome. I mean it had it's "ugh" moments, but overall, they really brought their A game as far as Family Guy goes.

ya family guy was hilarious at least, best one in a long while

Also, I enjoyed American Dad's soundtrack tonight.

I'm not sure why every tv series ever needs to make a joke about war flashbacks

cleveland show... ugggg was like watching a trainwreck.

At 9/27/09 06:56 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: The Cleveland Show, on the other hand, looks like a piece of shit. I mean, there are so many more interesting characters on Family Guy to make a spin off of, and they pick the black guy with the speech impediment. The jokes look shit too (dfurr hurr they live next to bears lolol).

No see, if they got rid of quagmire or Joe or Brian to do a spin off with, then Family Guy would suffer, so they took the only character they could remove without having too much of an effect on Family Guy.

Even so the show is gonna suck.

At 9/27/09 11:56 AM, leftBrain wrote: What is it with people who choose jobs like being a video game programmer...

Ok I'm gonna stop you right there because my games make millions of people happy and that does help society.

You aren't gonna get any chicks by stalking a feminist forum

i make video games...

mods used to not be able to ban me but I think they can now... either that or it's just a lie to get me to behave myself

I had another one of these today for dinner, with extra bacon this time.

Deliciousness of burger = d(ingredients) + bacon^2

At 9/26/09 07:56 PM, BoMToons wrote: does depth swapping cause objects cached as bitmap to redraw and recache?

cache as bitmap is stupidly a huge black box

At 9/26/09 05:13 PM, GustTheASGuy wrote:

At 9/26/09 05:05 PM, biofusion wrote: The additions in CS5 for developers looks pretty solid. I have actually never done any programming but if I was interested in developing a game I could atleast test out some theories before having a developer jump on board it seems.

Flash is really not good for programming. Any text editor written by a guy as a hobby is better.

I tend to agree here. What they showed off for CS5 though looks like they brought the editor up to the level that others were at in 2002, which is an improvement.

At 9/26/09 11:30 AM, zrb wrote: I tend to get tired of typing flash's built in functions sometimes cause they're longer to type and i'm lazy, so i made myself a class which is basically a set of the same functions but less typing.

Example: getNextHighestDepth();
Fuck that ! That one is the worst.
attachMovie() not as bad but i switched it to newClip.

Anyone else do something like that ?

no cause I switched to AS3 2 years ago so I wouldn't have to deal with that crap anymore

That's nothing, I fathered a child before I was even born, and that child went on to father me

I had mac n cheese for dinner. It didn't stack up to the burger at all and was a general disappointment as a follow up to that lunch

At 9/26/09 02:11 AM, ImpendingRiot wrote: of Tyler's contribution to the film.

what did I do now?

embed the font

At 9/25/09 08:57 PM, TheFrozenBunny wrote:

At 9/25/09 08:52 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:

At 9/25/09 07:36 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: Let us know how many heart attacks that gives you.

this burger is probably 300% healthier than the crap most people eat

Are you sure? Looks like a lot of sauce and bacon in that burger

the sauce was 60 calories, 5 grams of fat. Not that much. The bacon was 2 strips of bacon, crisp and drained of the grease. Bacon's not all that unhealthy for you unless you get soggy greasy bacon

At 9/25/09 07:36 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: Let us know how many heart attacks that gives you.

this burger is probably 300% healthier than the crap most people eat

At 9/25/09 07:23 PM, poxpower wrote: Aaaaaaaaaaand this is how you get the famed Freshman 15

Ya I did get that last year... except all it did was bring me from "underweight" to "almost average weight"

At 9/25/09 06:52 PM, Sun-and-Moon wrote:

At 9/25/09 06:23 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: Total: $6.41

I could get like 5 boxes of macaroni and cheese for that price. Good day, sir! I said good day!

Ya you could but this burger is 20x more satisfying than mac and cheese, and about 4x healthier

At 9/25/09 06:14 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: How much did the ingredients cost? It looks like you could sell that at a fancy burger joint for like $20.

You'd be fucking rich.

let's see

4 burger patties ($6.19, ~$1.55 per patty)
Pack of portabellas ($5.00, used about a third of the package so ~$1.67)
Bacon ($4.89, used 2 / 12 strips so ~$0.82)
Ranch Dip ($3.99, used about 1/8th jar, ~$0.50)
Cheddar Cheese ($5.19, used 1/20 slices, ~$0.25)
Lettuce ($3.99, used about a 6th of the pack, ~0.66)
Bun ($5.78, used 1 / 6 buns, ~$0.96)
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Total: $6.41

not the cheapest meal, but well well worth it

You could also get cheaper ingredients, I got pretty lean meat and pretty high quality stuff