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Why don't 'cha try reading some non-fiction stuff, ya sick bastard?

Medical books, especialy ones with pictures. Awhile back, my class and I were flipping through a book and found pictures of bi-located fingers and flesh eating viruses.

Any history book involving the words "masacre" in the title are good for a laugh. Poor Indians.

Anything about the Donner party is greusome. It concearns canabilism. People feast upon each other and in some instances there own kin.

Reading a horror novel is one thing, knowing that horror has happened in real life is more terrifying than any killer clown or zombie dog could ever hope to be.

Have more sex. You'll be happier and more content with your fate in life.

You truly are a dead pixel...

Hey, 395. Not too bad.

Death by Alphabet:
or Death: Alpha to Omega

A-Bomb calling! (Our era's symbol of death.)
BMW hit and run. (The fuckers that drive these had to steal thier licsense.)
Catastrophe. (Usually a random event that causes significant death.)
Drowning. (Down periscope!)
Eviseration. (Sharp edged implement preferlable.)
Flash Flood. (Double word score! Yeah baby!!)
Gold Diggers. (If your rich, never marry a blonde or Lex Luthor)
High beam assholes on Freeway. (Usually driving a BMW.)
Ice skates to the head. (Blood on the ice.)
Juggling swordsman during an earthquake. (Juggled and Jarred Jugular!)
Killer Klowns From Outer Space! (Need I say more?)
Laughing asphyxiation. (Not a laughing matter. Google the term.)
Mass Extinction from above (The mother of all rolling stones.)
Nocturnal assassin's. (Goddamn Ninja Motherfuckers.)
Octopuss sucks the flesh from yar bones. (Tasty treat!)
Penis chopped off. (Yes you most likely survive. But, why would you want too?)
Quarter Back Sack Savage Back Attack. (or QBSSBA.)
Rabid Rodent Rampage (Triple word score!!!)
Strangling Strangers (Dos points!)
Titty suffocation (This poster's preferred manner of death.)
Upchuck EVERYTHING. (including vital organs including lungs, nads, heart etc...)
Vultures confuse you for roadkill. (They allways start with the eyes.)
White Horse of Death and a Pale Rider. (If you see them you are fucked.)
X-Ray overdose. (Burning flesh.)
Yard equipment accident. (Should have made the son mow the yard, asshole.)
"Zero." (Last thing ever said by humanity once we push that button. THAT mother fucking button.)

Great, it says I'm paranoid. The site recommended me a book.

{Sarcasm Warning}
I see spiders and my dead grandma, ...oh, shit! I guess I really need that mother fuckin' book. I hope that the book "cures" me.

Good for you.

Personally, I believe having one is a waste of money but, hey if anyone finds any good games for it let us know.

Topic creator, take your GED and either continue on to college or get a job.

If your parents won't cooperate, get emancipated.

Here we go.

At 7/20/06 11:06 PM, SunSoarer wrote: Dude, it's supposed to be COMEDIC! They were never THAT serious. You people need to chill out. "Fucking turtles who are ninjas? What the hell? THEY'RE NOT EVEN NINJAS!" Well, if anyone should be mad, it's the japanese. Fact is, though, they LOVE TMNT over there, so shut up.

Well, if you HAD read the ORIGINAL comics then you would have known they were dead serious stories.

In those books Leonardo chopped Shredder's head off. Ralph had a "suicidal" episode. Cussing and gallons of blood were staples as well.

Captain Blood.

Treasure Island.

Peter Pan.

Sadly, I could name more books about pirates than movies. So go read a fucking book and learn some stuff and grow like a tree, just like the government says to on there propagand...err... ...commercials.

Well, you could argue that Tolkien stole his material from Beowulf and other fairy stories popular in medieval britiania folk lore.

Alas, I do not believe any one has a copyright on pointy eared elves or other make beileve shit of the like. So, really discussing who raped who, is a moot point.

Why should you all worry about this. Some other country will just go ahead and conduct the research and we will benefit all the same, anyway.

At 7/19/06 02:25 AM, themysteryman wrote: I am

Well then, whos the other one?

-SHIT_TANK- is the wall of text winner of today! Whoopie.

What were you thinking? You can't make love to squirrels and you caught one anyways. Jesus, your worse than those dudes in boats on the outdoor channel, at least those guys have catch and release down to an art form. You need to realise that the only thing worth catchin' is the ladys, bro.

Now listen good, real good, and I say this with only your health and happiness in mind, bro. Those fuckin' squirrels carry thousands of diseases and in some cases the plague. NO hot women are gonna have you with the black death situation going on inside your body.

It's a nasty situation but, I have some good advice. Wash your frik'n hands and body like you have an involuntary cumpulsion to do so. Burn your clothes and don't breath in the smoke. Dispose of all items that touched the squirrel and grow a fuckin' brain. You betta' respect mother fuckin' nature! All-right!?

If you had caught some hot chicks I would have been impressed. And when I say chicks I mean fine ass women, not little baby chickens, because makin' love to little baby chickens is jus' wrong.

Who the hell is Harry Potter?

Charlie Sheen or Optimus Prime.

If your so sick of guns why did you post about them?

Beacause he's emo?

You could have spent that money on hookers! WHY, Oh why didn't you keep the pimps in business?

If somebody were to post more than he does would he go away?

People decided to steal and kill for a living.

Try your magic 8-ball.

It makes my eyes bleed, literally.

Yeah breaking his discs is kinda extreme. Give him a beer and have a man to nerd conversation, then break his disc.

That or your friend used a cheat.

Get a different job or earplugs.

No one speaks Welsh not even Welshmen.

Learn:
Spanish.
French.
Mandarin Chinese.

Yeah, I eat livers and gizzards whenever I get the chance.