At 7/31/09 09:56 PM, HellboundNinja wrote:
please dont ask that...Theresa big todo list a couple of pages back.

josh said it like he already did it

heres a better one

a man lives on the sixteenth floor of an apartment complex in NYC. he takes the elevator to the lobby, and takes the stairs back up. unless its raining, then he takes the elevator up. why?

much harder, this time two cookies

the no marks is just supposed to dictate that nobody killed him, or something happened to him, throw off the scent

ok, im going to reveal the riddle. he was a skydiver, and his parachute didnt open.

i give a cookie to master117chief and facenine kinda

At 7/31/09 09:44 PM, Fyndir wrote:

At 7/31/09 09:38 PM, MonkeyV wrote:

The OPs question suggests that the man is not near other people, or it suggests that the OP is a retard.

actually, it doesnt suggest anything, just that he died, and cops found him

At 7/31/09 09:39 PM, Masterdjghost wrote: horrible base pic.

agreed

i was about 8 pounds.
about 10 inches.
first word was birdie

do not want

At 7/31/09 09:24 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: By definition, a desert can be a place like Antarctica. He didn't die of dehydration or heatstroke, he froze to death.

but how would cops find him?

to stop the poison/aids posts, how would someone be poisoned in the desert? and why would an aids patient be in the desert to begin with?

i will post the answer at the end of page 2

cops find a dead man in the desert, he didnt die of starvation, dehydration, or heatstroke. and no marks were found on his body. he is wearing a backpack. how did he die?

GO!

is you doing mine?

lolcat talk to get shit done

At 7/31/09 05:13 PM, Joshy94 wrote:

At 7/31/09 04:49 PM, gizmo12345 wrote: can i get a sig with dark blue background, and black shadows. and up front gears turning?

Do you want your name on it anywhere?

that would be nice

they just call it "stupid cheese"

in russia its called "capitalist cheese"

can i get a sig with dark blue background, and black shadows. and up front gears turning?

At 7/31/09 04:37 PM, 372 wrote: Would this go in the art forum?

not if he didnt make it

all three at once

you are making rape even funnier.

what do you call a female virgin? a fast runner

my parents are cooler

meh

At 7/30/09 07:23 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Smokers are jokers!

i would say jamokers, but i think he's on now

i like the double sai. idk what lvl it is though

she will take you

there will be unwanted anal

anna canna suck my wangaa

we all hate all caps

the best one i have. last week i was at my aunts b-day, she was turning 50. and she opened one gift, that had a styrofoam cover on top. it was small and circular. and i was sitting next to her. and i said very loud and clear "WE GOT YOU STAMPS" and we all cracked up

i saw it about 4 months ago. waited in line for 5 hours. best time at the movies ever

they hopped on the quitting bandwagon with BigBadRon

At 7/29/09 11:38 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: Now THAT would've been a creepy movie...

Some bits came out weird, but meh... It's not so much as it's getting late, it's more that's it's getting early. Also, you'd be surprised how hard it was finding a decent (usable for this) picture of an alien.

i call foul on this one