it would turn into a boo

now you're fucked

At 8/21/09 11:37 AM, VitaminP wrote: Print a fuck load of these off and stuff them in her mail box.

this made me lul

i like ones who act like an old time mistress in bed, like shes gunna teach me a lesson or something

At 8/21/09 10:42 AM, peno1 wrote:

At 8/21/09 09:59 AM, milinko959 wrote: Burn a cross on her lawn.

I can one up that; tear the grass then salt her lawn into the star of david

it wont grow back

im not doing anything to their yard, cuz her husband, bob, is a very cool guy, and he spends alot of time on yardwork cuz it gets him away from his bitchy wife lol

my friend mike is over now, and he just called her from our house (i know her, shes like 50-something and doesnt have caller-ID) and she asked who it was, to which he responded in a very deep voice "The devil"

in b4 your mom

fuck this, if a girl doesnt like me for me, then she can fuck herself for all i care, cuz im my own person

shes always fuckin nosey. when my mom had surgury a few months ago, this woman called my other neighbors who im friends with, AND my grandmother, to get info on what happened, rather than just call my mom. when i get into an arguement with my parents, guess who calls about the noise?

wait...who told you i have one?

well today i talked to a friend of mine. i learned in highschool if you befriend kids on the football team. they'll do anything for you. im strongly considering having them trash her Audi.

omg this made me lul

yesterday in the mail i found a letter, and the send address was my neighbor across the street. it was addressed to me. so i opened it. inside was a pamphlet to a catholic straight camp. somehow she found out that im bi. shes a huge bible thumper, and is always trying to get me and my sister to go with her. idk what i should do. should i bitch her out, or tell my parents?

goatse

above text is both flamboyant and sadistic

did you get any goodbye sex?

hey, i raped some little shit professor today....o shi-

great! i hope you leave, more room for the rest of us!

and paramore sux

i live in MA, and we have some stupid ass laws. i see geico commercials 20 times a day, and yet geico doesnt protect MA drivers cuz my home state has the worst drivers in the country. also if you dont pay 1,000 dollars for driving school. you have to wait till you're 18 to get a license.

shut up, ketchup chips have been around for years, and they are quite delicious i may add!

racist joke time

if you look to your right, you will see the poozy bandwagon. getting ready to run around town again. and if you look to your left you can see the crater left behind when Stamper collapsed from nicotine withdrawl.

im making some poptarts...care for one?

At 8/19/09 08:44 PM, darkblackman wrote: Why is it so important this has to be mdde?

oh shit! paradox!

i fully understand how User of the day works, but there should be more to this

what kind of site is this where someone like this is the user of the day?

At 8/19/09 06:35 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Seriously.

This is getting old. REALLY quick.

i know, i felt like picking at the scab a little.

At 8/19/09 06:36 PM, simon wrote: How about Diet Pepsi? I drunk that today.

diet pepsi is good

then you're a fatass trying to lose weight, simple as that

i accept your apology

i dont understand why people are getting so angry, this is just a weight distribution debate, no need to start a flame war

someone understands my logic

well, heres a for instance... what if you have a very big penis? and its really small when its flacid, but grows a shitload? it could be heavy enough to make a weight diffrence