show off any cool stuff you have, while trying to one-up other users. i'll start.

this is my 92' Talman acoustic/electric guitar, with Ibanez pickups

$150 at daddys junkie music

magic box

how about getting a girlfriend?

this is my box of magic

in time...

this is the two of us. he watches tv while i cant help but see how uncaring he is. and our child, Nick Jr. is gunna feel the worst of it

At 8/22/09 09:26 PM, SupraAddict wrote: Two questions: why did you steal that magic box from a little girl named Pandora, and why create a "what if" situation if you know they're going to either be received by the complete bullshit users attempting to be "original" or the boring actual situations? Gizmo I still love you, but damn.

i knew that would happen. but i do "what ifs" for the lulz, by the hands of the regulars with a sense of humor. and the space shaep was funny. i love you too SupraAddict

At 8/22/09 08:40 PM, Sysko wrote: People, don't you see? This man has cloned himself! It all makes sense now...

yes, i have, and here is a picture from our last fight

you come across a box in a field. it has a sign on it that reads "Keep Out" you ignore the sign and open it anyway. its filled with magical and sparkling energy, and it allows you to make one wish, and you cant ask for a million wishes. MSpaint your wish so that it will come true

masterbate

At 8/22/09 06:02 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Surprise yourself! one random day have the most awesome sex you ever had....with yourself

i wish it was that easy, see i havent been intrested in me for weeks, and its really worrying me

i called myself again. i told me that i think i need a short break from myself. i told me that i didnt want to, but im very persuasive, and i think i can find my NG posts, so now im scared

i dont have to read it, i know im a good guy

its a really weird time. i feel so distant from myself. i just wish i'd talk dirty to me like i used to

ive lost touch with myself. it happened so fast. i tried calling my cell phone, no answer. i tried to IM me, no replies. i think im cheating on me with someone else. im always really quiet at dinner. i dont look at myself during sex. i think ive lost what made me special. i even stopped buying myself little presents for no reason. what should i do?

luis is lvl 1

my neighbor got his wallet stolen (again)

PM enclosed

At 8/22/09 04:12 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Hehe that's fucked up but funny as hell. I wonder why they just trashed the cars? mabey just to be dicks. anyways is there any damage to your car?

well they left the fuckin door open, and it was raining last night. my shit is soaked

At 8/22/09 04:12 PM, kalhua wrote:

At 8/22/09 04:10 PM, 111122223138 wrote: guns are good things....

What kind of gun?

hehehehe

portal

mine, along with every car on my street, got broken into last night. my car had nothing stolen from it, but everything was trashed and my sirius radio was yanked from my console, and was hanging. i went to the cops, and they said that all the unlocked cars on my block were trashed, leaving all but wallets and ipods. what stupid fucks, my sirius cost a hundred bucks.

TL:DR got broken into, nothing stolen.

discuss

At 8/22/09 10:28 AM, PenguinKommando wrote:

Also what is he like in the Mafia, in his mind? "

dont fuck with me, i have powerfull connections

i must disagree
for i am not a man of 10 + 3
i do spell quite well, you see
now go fuck yourself, tee hee

D

i know shes going to hell. anyone who tries that hard to be so religous, mustve done something fuckin incredible to feel guilty about

well i was like 9 when i saw pokemon the movie, and in no way did it alter my thoughts on death, even then i thought it was a stupid ending

cuz dying hurts

At 8/21/09 11:59 AM, Peaceblossom wrote:

At 8/21/09 09:44 AM, siavash wrote:

At 8/21/09 09:43 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: I want a pot belly
pot bellies are sexy

wts wit that pic lol?

It's a movie reference that you wouldn't get because you're 12 years old.

pulp fiction you fuckin 12 yr, old. the movie that put uma therman on the fuckin map! although you may know her as the chick with the far apart eyes in Kill Bill

its called cotton mouth

At 8/21/09 11:58 AM, The-Condor wrote:

At 8/21/09 11:57 AM, MrFinland wrote:

At 8/21/09 11:53 AM, The-Condor wrote:

At 8/21/09 11:47 AM, PurplePirate33 wrote: Ask Mario

LETS ASK A FICTIONAL VIDIEO GAME CHARACTER WHAT HE WOULD DO.

Wait, what.

Ask Ron Jeremy!

RON would you fuck a koopa?

why yes....yes i would, so hard it would walk sideways

wait

At 8/21/09 11:47 AM, JKMonkey wrote:

i fucking hate those type of people that think bi/homosexuality is a disease that can be fixed

yep, this way of thinking is a major staple in a story im writing, only instead of gays, its heroes with the power of gods, although religion is a major factor

Hah, that's awesome, what'd she do?

she was confused for a little bit, then hung up.