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Response to: How Can You Make A Person Love? Posted October 27th, 2009 in General

So here's the question: How do you make a person (In this case, a young woman) love another person again WITHOUT any suspicion of a love interest in her?
I'm in progress of some ideas so far, but I need the advice of the Newgrounds community, being as weird as that sounds. Any suggestions are appreciated.

I'm a woman so I would know, Walk up to her and say: "Hi. Do you want to go for a walk?" Now, ask her if she likes a guy and tease if she says yes, ak if it's you.

Funny Posters Posted October 27th, 2009 in Art

Here it is, Don't Lose Your Head:

Funny Posters

Response to: Ninja: Create on Paint Posted October 27th, 2009 in Art

At 10/27/09 07:12 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote:
At 10/27/09 06:55 AM, Girly789 wrote: 1: It's not MS paint, it's just Paint where you start with the document: Untitled.
Quiet you, you don't need 3 consecutive posts to look like an idiot- but by jove it helped. It isMS paint, meaning it is a MICROSOFT program. dogammit, stop humiliating mankind.

Get outta my thread!

Response to: Ninja: Create on Paint Posted October 27th, 2009 in Art

Oh, and another thing: NO ADULT IMAGES

Response to: Ninja: Create on Paint Posted October 27th, 2009 in Art

Im sorry, but that picture is pretty horrible. Let me ask you something, are you even interested in drawing? Or is it more about posting some stuff on the internet because you are bored.

I have a hobby of drawing but no scanner.

Response to: Ninja: Create on Paint Posted October 27th, 2009 in Art

The rules say:
-MS Paint drawings had better be funny and well thought out or else may be removed.
yours is neither, besides that your practically asking poeple to violate this rule.
Another point: why only ms paint? I can see the idea of having a MS paint collab (but with ridiculously high standards). But then it would be to challenge yourself, make a good looking picture with minimal means.
And what about non-windows users, they probably dont have mspaint... I think apple has a comparative program, but still its not ms paint.

1: It's not MS paint, it's just Paint where you start with the document: Untitled.
2: Shut up and a ninja!

Ninja: Create on Paint Posted October 26th, 2009 in Art

System needed: Paint
Rules: Post a ninja pic from paint
No size restrictions.
Choice of: Full body or just head and neck.

Well, here he is, Kyuki.

Ninja: Create on Paint

Response to: Go Screw Yourself Art Collab Posted October 4th, 2009 in Art

At 10/3/09 01:22 PM, AssJack wrote:
At 10/3/09 09:27 AM, Girly789 wrote: Screws in love!
Those are nails

They're the same thing.

Response to: Go Screw Yourself Art Collab Posted October 3rd, 2009 in Art

Screws in love!

Go Screw Yourself Art Collab

Response to: Go Screw Yourself Art Collab Posted October 3rd, 2009 in Art

Well.... a screw.

Go Screw Yourself Art Collab

Response to: Wet dreams. Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/27/09 04:43 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: It seems that I'm such a horny fuck that I'm no longer above jerking it in my sleep. This is a problem, because I can only change the sheets so many times a week without my mom asking questions. I feel I am faced with a decision. I can stop masturbating, get rid of the urges, have clean sheets, end. Or, I can do it on a regular schedule, every other day, to...err...appease myself. If I'm going to jizz anyway, I'd rather be awake to enjoy it. I'm going through family court and know a lot about tough decisions, but jesus, this is tough.

WHAT I DO GUIZE?
I post this with extra shame, but I'm being dead serious about this.

Hmm..... you could admit everything to your mommy...... or you could think about kissing instead of sex.

:STOP HAVING THOSE DREAMS!!!

Response to: What do YOU want to see in a flash? Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

I want to see a talking hamburger which eats a human! A talking hmburger with HOT SAUCE that eats a human! Oh, and soda drinking a human, that'd be great! Plus, another human as dessert for the cake to eat!

Response to: NInt3ndo Art Collab Posted August 26th, 2009 in Art

Count me in! I love nintendo stuff! I still have my DS lite! I'll try and draw something!

Response to: Wtf? (help. Gross) Posted July 15th, 2009 in General

Try taking cool showers, try pain-decreasing cream, try to wash that stuff off, and if you can, TRY PUTTING SUNBLOCK ON NEXT TIME!!!!!And I sorta think drinking and swimming made it happen.

Response to: Newgrounds System Posted July 8th, 2009 in General

I am serious. The newgrounds community oughta change this, or they're just being lazy idiots, not "busy." I am fond of using Japanese/Korean/Chinese symbols in ways, but the newgrounds community doesn't allow me to.

A translation to Japanese: (probably won't work though)
%u79C1%u306F%u6DF1%u523B%u3060%u3002 newgrounds%u30B3%u30DF%u30E5%u30CB%u30C6 %u30A3%u306F%u3001%u6020%u60F0%u306A%u99 AC%u9E7F%u306B%u3055%u308C%u3066%u3044%u 308B%u3060%u3051%u3001 "%u5FD9%u3057%u3044%u3053%u306E%u5909%u6 6F4%u306F%u306A%u3044%u3068%u30C0%u30E1%
u3060%u3002 "%u79C1%u306F%u65E5%u672C%u8A9E%u3092%u4 F7F%u7528%u3059%u308B%u306E%u304C%u597D%
u304D%u3067%u3059/%u97D3%u56FD%u8A9E/%u4 E2D%u56FD%u8A9E%u306E%u30B7%u30F3%u30DC%
u30EB%u306E%u65B9%u6CD5%u3067%u306F%u300 1%u30B3%u30DF%u30E5%u30CB%u30C6%u30A3%u3 06Bnewgrounds%u79C1%u3092%u8A31%u53EF%u3 057%u3066%u3044%u307E%u305B%u3093%u3002

See what I mean. Newgrounds has crossed the line with turning the respective symbol of a language into random letters, numbers, and regular symols.

Newgrounds System Posted July 8th, 2009 in General

Newgrounds community, I would like to request a better feature. You see, when I am using Japanese/Korean/Chine, this appears: o02k

But, it is meant to be the respective symbol of the language.

Here, I have written Korean: %uC548%uB155

but, it made it letters and numbers randomly. When I look at it, I just see that you're very busy, but please do something about this!

Sensirely, Girly789

Response to: Starting a comic Posted June 13th, 2009 in Art

At 6/3/09 02:06 AM, XxDaRkReDxX wrote: ive had the urge to do this for a while
and im gettin on it finally

this is just a starter pic to introduce the main character and name of the comic

Can i submit a comic here?

Response to: Mwc9: June: Island Escape: Entries Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

It was a day on the very small island of Ariona, and a girl was sat by the shore and staring at the sky, she had been there for twenty-one years, alone. "If only I knew..... my own name." she said, "It is weird to not know who you are, literally." she whispered. "I guess it's just human to not know your name!" it was true, she didn't know her name.

Just then, a terrible storm accured. The girl got very scared since she had never seen the wwether change, she had never heard what weather was. "Help!" she screamed, hoping for reply. A young prince jumped out of a tree, and asked, "Why are you afraid of a single storm?" he asked, "Storm? Because it's scary...." said the girl, "I am Tony, now, storm, you are scaring this girl, leave at once!" said the young prince, as the storm cleared, "What is your name?" he asked, "The thing is..... I don't know what my name is!" said the girl, "A quest, aye?" asked the prince, as he pulled out his sword. "I will find your name!" he said.

So, they searched everywhere, until they found a music box, labelled 'Oriella' "This is your name? Such a beautiful name for such a beautiful face!" said the prince. "Oriella, I remember! That's my name alright!" she said, the very next day the prince took her home and married her.

The End

My story: Stranded Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

It was a day on the very small island of Ariona, and a girl was sat by the shore and staring at the sky, she had been there for twenty-one years, alone. "If only I knew..... my own name." she said, "It is weird to not know who you are, literally." she whispered. "I guess it's just human to not know your name!" it was true, she didn't know her name.

Just then, a terrible storm accured. The girl got very scared since she had never seen the wwether change, she had never heard what weather was. "Help!" she screamed, hoping for reply. A young prince jumped out of a tree, and asked, "Why are you afraid of a single storm?" he asked, "Storm? Because it's scary...." said the girl, "I am Tony, now, storm, you are scaring this girl, leave at once!" said the young prince, as the storm cleared, "What is your name?" he asked, "The thing is..... I don't know what my name is!" said the girl, "A quest, aye?" asked the prince, as he pulled out his sword. "I will find your name!" he said.

So, they searched everywhere, until they found a music box, labelled 'Oriella' "This is your name? Such a beautiful name for such a beautiful face!" said the prince. "Oriella, I remember! That's my name alright!" she said, the very next day the prince took her home and married her.

The End