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As I'm sure you're aware, Call of Duty 4 is one of the most popular online-shooters on the market. And what makes it so unique is its perk system. So I was wondering Newgrounds, what do you think should be changed and why? I'll start if off.

First up: Martyrdom. In my opinion, it should be removed from the game. Me dying for someone else's failure is just way to cheap to be allowed in my book. However, there is one way I'd accept it and that would be to have an extremely visible mark above their head. Like a big picture of the perk, and it would be visible to both sides of the game. Other than that, I'd continue to despise it.

Next is Last Stand. This one, while some consider it extremely nooby, is pretty alright by me. It just needs a little bit of tweaking. If I put a round, or detonate some sort of explosive while the other person is falling into it, they should die. Also, if someone else kills someone I put into Last Stand, I should get the kill credit and they should get assist points. Lastly, if someone kills their own Last Stander, my team should get the points. That's pretty much it for that one.

This next one isn't a perk per se, but I thought it'd fit in. The M203/GP-25 grenade launcher. Face it; you knew the tube was coming. I do think it is really cheap, but I don't think it should be removed or anything. I think that you should only get one shot with it per life, for starters. And also you would have to earn it with kill quotas, not just given to you with the unlock. And possibly make it less accurate or something, but not overdo it. That's pretty much it for me. So what perks do you think should be changed?

If you could improve one thing about the service (that can be done; no magic armor that can stop anything) what would it be and why?

At 6/25/08 05:07 PM, Grubby wrote: Call of Duty 4 will quench my thirst for FPS' or action shooters until Gears of War 2 comes out.

GoW 2 is going to be first person?

sweet

Just wanted to say something about Zeitgeist's credibility. In the 9/11 part (part two) it goes on to say that the US government ignored warnings of the attacks. Then goes on to say that we planned it. DO YOU SEE THE CONTRADICTION?!?!?!

At 6/20/08 04:17 PM, Ansel wrote: this comic explains it quite well, I think.

My scouter has detected OVER 9000 levels of truth in that comic.

At 6/19/08 03:56 PM, Shaggytheclown17 wrote:

At 6/19/08 03:50 PM, hotfacts4you wrote:

Stuff about the government not releasing the tapes

Well, actually the law says they can't. And before you say it, Bush had nothing to do with it. Here's what I'm talking about. If it's too long, the jist of it is that since it is privately owned, it cannot be released for public use. Here is another case where this law was stressed heavily. It was during the sixties, our current government had nothing to do with it. That's why, they aren't destroying it, but taking possesion of it.

At 6/18/08 09:59 PM, Shaggytheclown17 wrote: 5. The explosive called thermite produces molten iron and burns through steel in seconds which would explin why the towers fell so fast, maybe even the reason so many claiming to hear loud bangs in the building when the planes hadn't hit yet.

Just wanted to point out that your theory is riding on these explosives. Specifically, thermite.
Here's an article on it. (Yes, it's wikipedia. Sue me. No, wait, don't. In this day and age, you actually might win.) Anyway, just to borrow a quote from it...
"It is not explosive, but can create short bursts of extremely high temperatures focused on a very small target for a short period of time."
Well, that pretty much disproves it. It wouldn't make a loud bang, like your witnesses said. It also doesn't make the shatter-like explosion needed for controlled demolition. So, yeah. It couldn't be thermite.

Just throwing that out there...

At 6/18/08 07:52 PM, jackkniphe wrote: You do now he sources all his stuff. He gives links to books, audio, video, or the news article. The only thing you can disagree with is the conclushen not the information.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

At 6/18/08 05:21 PM, Shaggytheclown17 wrote: Grammer, you are a idiot.

Wait, shhh... you hear that? That distant wailing over yonder? I believe that would be the Irony Alarm you just sounded.

I usually get Maruchan (seriously, it's the shit) or Cup Noodles. Sorry, no pics, but I swear to Tom I just finished a bowl.

At 6/12/08 04:57 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: War!

I absolutely agree. It has never done anything. Slavery, communism, fascism, FUCKING HITLER, etc. Nope. Nothing. Never.

At 6/6/08 04:25 PM, chord wrote: People like you are pathetic, and I pity you.

Why is he pathetic?

At 6/3/08 08:10 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Don't get your hopes up douchebags.

*drops baseball cap, foam finger, and sign and walks away, wiping tears*

"Don't lie. Lies make your penis even smaller."
-Me
"Whenever you're down in the dumps just remember that you were the fastest sperm to the egg."

At 6/3/08 06:38 PM, Shadow-1409 wrote: Mine would be HUGE and it can only sing This

I cannot believe I didn't see that one coming.

Well, it does say no exceptions...

Ya ever notice it's always the "Mad As Hell" faic when the user acts like a moron?

At 5/21/08 05:36 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: I wish the military was like Call of Duty, with 100 lives and unlimited aerial attacks.

Don't forget infinite health! Seriously, all you need to do is hide behind something for a few seconds, and PRESTO! That RPG to the head is gone almost instantly!

Also, military... Primarily because I'm already going in.

What happened to BBM? Seriously, I haven't seen him around the BBS since he was modded...

At 5/20/08 10:21 PM, TheMason wrote: The Swastika has many different meanings and can be found going back thousands of years from Europe to Asia and even in Native American tribes such as the Navajo or Hopi.

I stand corrected. Thanks Mason, it sounds interesting, I'll have to look into it!

At 5/20/08 09:16 PM, Onizero wrote: Come on people its a religious sign also,

No, it isn't. A symbol of fertility is what I think you mean. For example, a government building in Waskington D.C. (the Department of Agriculture I believe) with swastikas engraved all along a ledge jutting out from the ceiling. Then came that prick Adolf, and you know what happened. As for it "automatically" making you a Nazi, well that's most likely from the Nazi party making it so infamous. And putting it on a white circle with a red background is sure to make you more of a Jew-hater. Nothing you can really do about it, sorry.

At 5/19/08 09:01 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: They're a medicine, not a vaccination. They may cure us from spammers and the like, but they can never keep them from coming back.

I submit this as one of the best metaphors ever spoken/written.

At 5/19/08 08:51 PM, Bolo wrote: Or how a about a more NSFW one, in the same vein?

Many lol's have been had.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/4

At 5/8/08 09:25 PM, gipper2 wrote: But they don't make weapons that small...

Never mind, I lied.

But they don't make weapons that small...

/wrists

At 5/4/08 10:23 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: Thats cause mexicans(like me) are helping our asses.

If you mean illegals and are serious, that's not true. They'd have to be citizens to be included.

also, Mexican people and mexican food rock.

At 5/4/08 10:13 PM, Toasty4you wrote: I agree with you, except that Al Gore thing

Yeah, I don't support him in the slightest either, i was just desperately trying to think of a joke to put there.

At 5/4/08 10:00 PM, gipper2 wrote: messed up quoting.

Aw, fuckin hell!

At 5/4/08 09:49 PM, LightandDark wrote: Except he's not fat,

But we're not the fattest anymore...
or lazy,
Or the lazieist.
or defeats villians and gets criticism from everybody who didn't allied with him.
But he saves the world from pollution! Like an Al Gore 2.0!