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At 1/21/11 08:45 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: So while yesterday I was having acid reflex burps and shit I woke up this morning and had the worst diarrhea ever. It was the ONLY time I had diarrhea.

I didn't have diarrhea, but i did vomit in school--

my friends were banging the table, i didn't feel good, i had my energy sapped out, yet i stumbled out my class door and went down the stairs, went to the toilet, and vomited every food i had eaten out my oesophagus.
i later took some Eno (as a breath freshener HURR DURR)

Runes of magic.
Runs on my computer (i have integrated graphics. INTEGRATED GRAPHICS!!!)
It's good. Nuff said.

At 1/21/11 10:03 AM, SkeletonGimp wrote: True story.

I once saw a spider that glowed in the dark.

For serious. It was this pale luminescent kind of colour that looks like its glowing in the moonlight!

Mmmhmm yeah, Jamie Hynemann's (mythbusters) house had spiders under his basement, incuding a one that glowed in the dark!
I don't really hate spiders but if they surprise me (once one came behind my couch and jumped on my laptop) i blow them away or relocate them. I don't have the guts to kill it (I know, i know, but how can you hurt the little thing? Mosquitoes, they're little, but they're bloodsuckers)

I saw a transparent spider once. True story; my bro asked me to squish it but i couldn't. i threw it away. God knows what happened to the transparent spider since.

At 1/21/11 10:02 AM, ThePoonjabi wrote: I would sometimes put bugs in a spiders web when I was young and watch the spider go for the kill.

Me too :) Only this time i killed it first and then put it there, so it wouldn't go to any trouble.

I hate flies, thank god they're not here anymore.

As long as they are outside, I don't mind them. If they are inside, hey get smashed in a wad of toilet paper.

Well that one was in my bathroom under a sponge minding its own business eating the 'quito so i didn't care.

At 1/21/11 09:52 AM, Kanon wrote: I had a black widow cross over my hand as a child, strangly enough it never bit me or anything just went about it's way.

Black widows can rarely kill you, and like other animals, black widows (ok i know its an arachnid) rarely bite you unless you provoke them, i.e threaten them, i.e's.i.e fart on them/sit on them/blow on them or do anything that endangers their existence.
Daddy longlegs don't have a long enough "tongue" to penetrate your skin, so you can have that in your home :3

P.S I saw the spider had eaten the mosquito. I hope it liked smoked mosquito 'cause I killed one with the zapper and put it there :)

At 1/21/11 12:17 AM, BrazilianNinja wrote: I usually eat food loaded with spices and herbs, and those tend to get stuck on my teeth.

me too.

i dont work

yet

At 1/6/11 11:14 PM, SwallowTheSun999 wrote: toast is good. Especially with peanut butter on it.

i hate peanut butter but i like jam and chocolate

sorry to double post, but

inb4 title is misleading.

Well I'm not talking about spiderman

he sucks. 'Nuff said.

Anyways, there's this spider under a sponge under a basin, and everyday i just look at it, it's the only living thing other than us humans, mosquitoes, cockroaches, etc (No flies tho, i dunno why - the spider doesn't eat em, and that place is wirenetted)

So i see that spider, sometimes blow on the web just to see if it is still alive (i don't think it has eaten in months) and it is.
Funny thing though, I thought that "maybe since we have all these mosquitoes, why don't i let the spider have the dead mosquito? It'll be a win-win situation!"

So i took the mosquito killer and found two. (Don't worry mosquito lovers if there are any in this world because they suck your blood and give nothing in return except malaria sometimes and less blood...)

I took the mosquitoes and placed them near the web and it came out and grabbed one.

I got that warm fuzzy feeling :3

Should I continue putting them on the web? There's more from where that came from :]
tl;dr people's version:
I put mosquitoes on a web and saw the spider eat them.

Happy?

At 1/21/11 01:01 AM, Space-Whale wrote: And that's why I only have 5 friends!

Well, i had 12 friends on facebook of which all of them are in my school.
Some fags decided to use the "Revealed" quiz to post spam and rumours.
That's why I deleted it, remade it, and I'm back to square 1.
Well, i'm going to delete it again, and my alternate facebook account has only 1 friend, of which 1 i didn't meet IRL.
I don't ask for friends on FB, they ask me (atleast on my alt), which is once in a blue moon.

ok i'm a math whiz and i have no idea what absolute deviation is....

in before hurr durr

lol, funny lmaopasta.

whats a split tongue?

At 1/21/11 04:48 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote:

At 1/21/11 04:06 AM, hateu12 wrote: cookies

Uhh... What kind of cookies?..

IM HUNGRY

chocolate chip.

:No really, internet cookies.

At 1/21/11 08:20 AM, sanjeev98 wrote: Man, stop joking.

Im not an alt.

And by that i don't mean the one above me.

Man, stop joking.

Im not an alt.

At 1/20/11 03:52 PM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Nope.

Here, let me fix that for you:
HNO3: She'll be crying out loud next time she falls in!

Nitric acid for the WIN!

The answer is in the title.

Hurr durr

a scene graph -- an editor, basically

Well, I just got the June 2010 version of the directx sdk, and so i have some questions:
1) Coding is in c++, so what IDE and compiler other than visual c++ can be used? (Borland turbo c++?)
2) How would i link the two together?
3) Is there any scene graph, or do I have to add objects entirely in c++?
4) Any other things I missed out...

Help appreciated

P.S I know that using OpenGL or OSG is easier, but heck, I take the hard way out, so tell all "this'll be tough" things to the trollface:

:Tha

Ooops, typo! Original: Thanks

At 1/20/11 10:09 AM, Manly-Chicken wrote: www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/7
Programming forum...

I thought that was for flash?

Oh wait. I was wrong. Tha

Well, I just got the June 2010 version of the directx sdk, and so i have some questions:
1) Coding is in c++, so what IDE and compiler other than visual c++ can be used? (Borland turbo c++?)
2) How would i link the two together?
3) Is there any scene graph, or do I have to add objects entirely in c++?
4) Any other things I missed out...

Help appreciated

P.S I know that using OpenGL or OSG is easier, but heck, I take the hard way out, so:

At 1/20/11 09:49 AM, Chronamut wrote: Imagine if, say for kicks, EVERY SINGLE PERSON on earth was given the endless infinite power of a god, just for a day, but all on the same day.

Try to imagine, what such a force in over 6 billion humans would have to the face of the planet.

Creations popping into existance and then beign destroyed by someone else who would raise even more magnificant creations. Dreams instantly becoming reality.

Deserts turning into forests - entire cities disappearing, wars occurring instantaneously, and with nobody being able to die, an endless pointless cause and affect would occur involving war, creation, destruction, and new life and creativity.

And when the day was done, everyone would revert to being human, and all their creation mongering would stay, and they would be forced to face the twisted and morphed creation of a world they had created.

Just try to imagine, if every single person on earth were gods... what a day that would be.

Well I'll be. I saw that in a movie once; the whole world was a reckless piece of crap because someone was given all the pwers of god for one week and at the last day he allowed everyone's wishes to come true.

which went wrong.

well, if everyone had those powers for one day, i'd make pluto the next earth and live there with a few other people who don't abuse their powers :|

At 1/19/11 11:11 AM, Jolly wrote:

At 1/19/11 10:02 AM, sanjeev98 wrote:

At 12/19/10 04:10 PM, Oliver wrote: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

You have minecraft? that shit? You gotta be kidding.
Get bunnies of fury instead (like minecraft, cept online)

http://www.sophiehoulden.com/randomstuff /BunniesOfFury2_01.html

You should play Minecraft before you call it shit. Minecraft is probably one of the best games ever, and it has multiplayer.

And I very much doubt a game about bunnies is better than Minecraft.

Hey, same rules. Play the game, it's made in unity3d, not java. Also, it doesn't have bunnies. Also, it is almost like minecraft. Lastly, i won't pay for minecraft, and java crashes my comp.
The embedded ones atleast.

At 1/20/11 05:12 AM, Spartan204 wrote:

At 1/20/11 04:59 AM, Jin wrote: That means you signed up when you were 10. NG doesn't allow that! >:C >:C

Strange....I got past it :D
If NG allows me, NG allows everyone.
Although I just uploaded flash and didn't go on the bbs much.

At 12/19/10 04:10 PM, Oliver wrote: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

You have minecraft? that shit? You gotta be kidding.
Get bunnies of fury instead (like minecraft, cept online)

http://www.sophiehoulden.com/randomstuff /BunniesOfFury2_01.html

i thought kumon was a typo.
also,

tl;dr

put it in a bank

what was that i didn't even...
where were the lulz?