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Response to: You damn NGers Posted August 13th, 2011 in General

Nope, I'm not old enough to drink, and neither do I want to, even if I could. However, I would like to hear from other users.

Response to: Clock Day Preloader!! Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

I don't like it very much. The artwork could've been better, and Newgrounds already has an official clock day preloader which is far better in terms of animation and artwork. Nice attempt, though, it could be used in shitty flashes.

Response to: What do you guys use to shave? Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

I don't shave yet, mainly because I don't have a beard or a mustache (yet). Then again, I don't know if that's a blessing or a bane.

Response to: I am possessed Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

Well...you could be just experimenting around with your curiosity, trying to layer more and more on top of the base -- it's just human, to see what the end result would be like. Then, the "lying in foetal position" part would be explainable, albeit embarassing -- you were rather scared and shocked of your own creations that you just wanted to be somewhere safe, and alone, and it just so happened that you lied in the foetal position.

And the deletion -- the computer could've crashed without saving it, or there could've been a power cut, or maybe you were just inclined to deleting it and you forgot about yourself deleting it altogether, but all in all, it may be something that humans won't do normally, but would still do. You're not possessed.

Response to: get free pens! Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

This sounds so ominously strange and funny at the same time, I don't even know what to say about this. I am speechless.

get free pens!

Response to: Cleverbot Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

I think I broke cleverbot...I feel empty. Post the lyrics of "gasolina" over and over in one text box and you'll get a broken cleverbot after some time.

Response to: Clock Day, Vacay and MORE Posted August 12th, 2011 in NG News

Goodbye Tom! Have a safe (and nice) journey!

Response to: Happy Birthday... me Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

happy birthday!

Response to: If you were an A.I... Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

At 8/12/11 11:51 AM, Gimmick wrote:
At 8/12/11 11:48 AM, Confucianism wrote: I think its called privacy.
To think I had to post a pic of my eyes...I get it. I'm not going to take any pics of myself from now on.

Spoo, wrong thread.

Response to: If you were an A.I... Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

At 8/12/11 11:48 AM, Confucianism wrote: I think its called privacy.

To think I had to post a pic of my eyes...I get it. I'm not going to take any pics of myself from now on.

Response to: What If Asandir Moved In Next Door Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

At 8/12/11 09:29 AM, Asandir wrote: I think that destroyed your plan to not make one-liners anymore.

I do that only in potential threads.

You rarely do non-one-liners.
Response to: If you were an A.I... Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

At 8/12/11 11:06 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/12/11 11:04 AM, MetalBox wrote: Pics or your'e not real
Sorry, no pics.

You're not real. You still didn't get pics? Are you lazy or are you overworked? Seriously, how much does a webcam cost?

Response to: What If Asandir Moved In Next Door Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

At 8/12/11 08:46 AM, TechnoHound wrote:
At 8/12/11 05:31 AM, Asandir wrote: Herp
Derp

fixed

Response to: Post a picture of your eyes! Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

Well I look horrible, so I just took a picture of one eye. The thing on the left is the headphone I'm currently wearing.

Post a picture of your eyes!

Response to: Failed Art Class Assignment Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

Well....are you trying to imply that the teacher was racist? Because I agree with him on part - the art is crudely drawn, and stick figures aren't acceptable...perhaps if you had pictured the scene where MLK junior had given the speech, and had tried to draw better, then he wouldn't have given an F.

The teacher's not racist -- it's just that your art is way too horrible, and is possibly insulting black people in general, to be honest. No wonder you got an F. Yes, it does look as if it was because the teacher was racist, but upon closer inspection it's just crude, horribly drawn art.

And even if he was racist, the racism wouldn't justify the F.

TL;DR You deserved the F.

Response to: What If Asandir Moved In Next Door Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

At 8/12/11 07:07 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 8/12/11 07:03 AM, Gimmick wrote: Well I'd hang myself.
But why?

All my IRL friends...killed by some person's clones I don't even know..

Response to: What If Asandir Moved In Next Door Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

Well I'd hang myself.

Response to: Thursday Broadcasting, Chrome Bug Posted August 11th, 2011 in NG News

Thank god I use safari :P

Response to: I've given all I can Posted August 11th, 2011 in General

Well, you were arrested for talking in maths? I find that very hard to believe, seeing as you didn't break any rules of the law and neither was it a punishable offence, except, well, in schools and institutions. Also, how could you lose your girlfriend unless being arrested made her disheartened and was the perfect excuse for a getaway? Perhaps she wasn't your friend at all.

Also , what would you be missing with a hitler hairdo? Just go to your local hairstore and ask for a Hitler wig. An added plus would be watching the emotions displayed on that face -- you'd be treated with respect and feared for asking for a Hitler wig.

Well, that is, when you get out of jail, of course. Hopefully it's bailable. And maybe you can float some junk bonds as collateral for bail. I wish you luck.

Response to: Flash not dead - Adobe Air Posted August 11th, 2011 in General

At 8/11/11 12:23 PM, Jin wrote: Yeap. Flash CS5.5.

Gotta love it.

Response to: Im scared Posted August 11th, 2011 in General

At 8/11/11 11:39 AM, Asandir wrote: On a more serious sidenote, I am pretty sure that you don't have to be scared, since it is highly unlikely that he is member of the mafia.

But even if he is, then he won't be able to find you (OP) unless you gave all your contact information like every other idiot on Facebook, eh? After all, it is just the mafia.

Response to: Sick And Tired Of Dress Up Games!!! Posted August 11th, 2011 in General

At 8/11/11 10:45 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Can't really blam them because as hard as it is to believe girls do play those and vote them on through.

I don't really think so, I don't think girls would actually play dressup games. That's just too low for their standards.

Evidence is there on some of them. I've seen some counter reviewing others saying they like the games. Only thing that even slightly irritates me is they use more than one account to get around the uploads per day rule when they do submit the stuff. That and Tom Fulp is still borderline about them.

I agree. If only we were allowed to create a crew where we could blam dressup games.

Response to: Happy Birthday Fim! Posted August 11th, 2011 in General

At 8/11/11 07:21 AM, wehrmacht5 wrote: today it's also my birthday!
I've circled around the sun 20 times now

Wonderful. Have a happy birthday, dear sir, and we will celebrate by having a party for the 2 birthdays in a day.

Response to: Eternal Life... Posted August 11th, 2011 in General

At 8/10/11 03:32 PM, Asandir wrote: From the above posts, Gimmick surely wouldn't. I would use it for myself.

I resent that! Just because I mentioned some points, you're singling me out? Who else wouldn't use it? There was Gagsy and Outlet as well!

Response to: Happy Birthday Fim! Posted August 11th, 2011 in General

Happy birthday Fim.

my non-one-liner combo breaker ;-;
Response to: My Little Pony Club At My School Posted August 10th, 2011 in General

I agree -- My little pony has gone too far. Being in 10th grade, I can vouch for the fact that you can kick his ass, he deserves it. MLP was originally, AFAIK, a show, but it quickly spiralled up and it's now an object, fuelled only by hype. That's not the kind of thing that lasts very long though; it'd quickly die out, but the problem is that there are too many people who like the hype, so every time it seems as it's going to die down, another fanatic opens it up.

It's like a fever -- I get infected, and then soon after, you do, and if I heal, then you'll reinfect me. The only problem is that unlike a fever, this MLP thing cannot stop unless we really make a conscious effort to stop this problem.

And yes, as I mentioned before, you can kick his ass. I doubt others will have the courage; they'll be pounded by the fellow bronies. (Kids can be a fatal lot in groups, especially if they're younger than you)

Response to: Your favorite candy Posted August 10th, 2011 in General

I don't eat candy -- it's often a source of sugar in high quantities when you need it, but I don't think I'll be running a race or playing a game anytime soon -- so I guess I'll leave candies. Usually, after the sugar rush, it's followed by a "crash", so if I really did eat candies then I'd feel tired after a while.

Not to mention that it is a source of cavities in teeth because of all the sugar -- I'm lucky I had no cavities when I used to eat candies; I've stopped long since, and in the process I've managed to keep my weight steady. If I'd eaten candies, then I'd have wanted to eat more, and more, and -- a vicious cycle. The next thing I know, my weight has spiralled up.

I'm glad I don't eat candy now. It makes me shudder just looking at it, since some of them are especially hard. I have no regrets on not eating it; I've eaten it before and I've not liked it then, so I missed nothing and I will miss nothing.

Of course, I do limit myself to 1 small block of chocolate every week or two as a small snack. It's not that I limit myself to 1 per week or two; it's that I just naturally tend to forget about it, no matter how strong the flavour. That's why I don't miss much either -- I just tend to forget it after a day or two.

Response to: Garbage Account Posted August 10th, 2011 in General

There are lots of garbage accounts strewn across Newgrounds, and I honestly think it's bad. I almost didn't get this name change from Sanjeev98 to Gimmick because of that -- since Gimmick was already taken, an account from 2003, or 2004, but thankfully it had no activity whatsoever -- not even a news post!

If it weren't for that, I'm certain I'd have stuck with Sanjeev98 for all I know. Thank God that Wade changed my username when I asked -- the key is to ask when he's online, usually in periods of fortnights.

Back to topic, I do see a lot of potential for those things, it's just too bad they're taken over and not used, just having a flash or two, and because we can't predict the future, there's not telling whether the user will come back or not. A shame, really, if you ask me.

Response to: Tired of Getting my posts deleted. Posted August 10th, 2011 in General

Relax. It is not too late to repent or correct; if you put your heart, mind and soul into proactively fixing yourself and your posts, then you will recover from all this and will not be a bad poster wherein your posts will be deleted. Posts come and go, but it's never too late to fix them, is it?

If you start from today -- it's never too late or early -- then I guarantee you that you will shine in this dull and monotonous world we are in. It just takes a while, but certainly attention whoring about it does not guarantee they'll become better.

Response to: Eternal Life... Posted August 10th, 2011 in General

At 8/10/11 12:29 PM, Asandir wrote: Ok. I have no choice then. I will take the burden of eternal life all by myself.

While that is indeed a very generous and kind option, you do know that the OP is saying that there's an "if", and not a when, don't you? That implies that you can give that almost unholy power to anyone, but if you don't want that wretched power to go to anyone, then you can just altogether not give it to anyone, leaving the question blank as before.

I'm thinking that the OP either did this unknowningly seeing as he didn't add all those things where he still has some time to correct what wrong he did by reposting in this thread, seeing as it's not an offence, or that he did it intentionally, as a trap to find out who our worst enemies are.