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Bath? Uh, today.
Shower? Never.

This one's good, I don't know the name.

I don't have a dog :(

At 8/20/11 12:01 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 8/20/11 11:59 AM, Gimmick wrote: Can I join? I've been reviewing stuff more than the ordinary 1 or 2 liners I used to do some time ago.

You have pretty good flash reviews anyways. I would just try to improve on the art and audio reviews is all, feel free to join.

Actually I haven't really reviewed any audio or art reviews lately, I've just been targeting the flash review area, but thanks, I'll improve on that, and I'll join.

At 8/20/11 12:14 PM, RickenBlue wrote:

At 8/20/11 12:12 PM, Gimmick wrote:

At 8/20/11 11:44 AM, Asandir wrote:

At 8/20/11 11:42 AM, RyanBustersword123 wrote: i only tasted pie once, and i never tasted meat loafs, i feel you asandir.

That is nice, it is better when we can suffer together.

Eternal sadness

I never ate any pie in my entire life...

can you afford it.

That's all I get lololo

I can afford it, yes, but I don't feel like eating it...bananas are great though.

I used to play with toys until the age of 9. I still do sometimes, though.

At 8/20/11 11:44 AM, Asandir wrote:

At 8/20/11 11:42 AM, RyanBustersword123 wrote: i only tasted pie once, and i never tasted meat loafs, i feel you asandir.

That is nice, it is better when we can suffer together.

Eternal sadness

I never ate any pie in my entire life...

Can I join? I've been reviewing stuff more than the ordinary 1 or 2 liners I used to do some time ago.

I don't eat pie. I've never actually tasted pie in my entire life.

Well, anybody care to fill me in on the details? I found it at my school library in Nigeria, but since it was so big back then I didn't bother to read it. Now I regret that; can anyone fill me in on it?

At 8/20/11 08:44 AM, Mismo wrote:

At 8/20/11 08:41 AM, Gimmick wrote: I'm not awesome at all.

Yes you are.

But on what grounds?

I'm not awesome at all.

I don't fight, but I do take compulsory karate lessons at school. I'm a white belt; I don't bother anyhow. It seems as though the basic moves are all that are necessary.

Just tell her.

The first time I met newgrounds was just a year after I had "discovered" neopets, and my brother introduced me to it (He was 11 at the time). Coincidentally, he had "discovered" flash at round about the same time, and ever since I found out that I could submit flash to newgrounds, I started learning it and signed up instantly to make sure I didn't miss out on anything.

I started reviewing a lot back then, but my reviews were also a bit immature, but they were the majority -- I didn't have more than 30 reviews the whole of this year.

The real time when I actually started "learning" flash was when he was making a small beat-em-up and was stuck at a problem; I suggested something -- I didn't know anything about it at the time -- and magically, it worked.

Soon after, I found out AS2 was very easy to learn (self explaining code) and so I started creating flash. I occasionally tried to draw, around very early 2009 (I was still 10 at the time) and guess what? No surprise, I failed. People didn't want to see my userpage, and they didn't know who I was either. I got PMs from people stating that some of them hated me and that I should leave, but as the person I was and is, I just continued.

Later on, in late 2010, I faced an issue : I was level 9, I didn't feel like going on Newgrounds at all, and I felt like plain quitting; I had submitted good flash, and then got some good scores....as well as PMs from users who liked my flash. Of course, my flash skill had improved since 2008. I wouldn't actually want to quit, so I just didn't log on....for 6 months.

That, was the time I realized the BBS. I had logged on to the BBS before, but at that time, I was highly discouraged from posting , and I didn't feel the need to actually go there; I was considered a noob, pond scum, whatever you wanted to call me. Later, I just decided to use the BBS again, because there was nothing else to do, and I was truly bored -- remember, this time I considered newgrounds as every normal site -- so I thought, "hey, since there's nothing to do, why not just browse through the BBS? It's been 2 years!" and since that, my life on NG changed.

I got a tip from some users about apparent "post counts", and so I was suddenly, out of the blue, from nowhere, known by little, to a mass-poster on the BBS. (Specifically, I think Narcissy was the one)

After the first 1000 posts, my posts per day decreased, and I heard of the 10k forum. I then felt like shooting for it, and so I started to post again, this time my interest for Newgrounds increasing cumulatively, but at the same time taking post quality into account.

Over time, I became known to Newgrounds. Of course, I recieved my fair share of bans as well, and I think it amounted to 25 days in the whole of 2011 (for now), and not all so-called "publicity" I recieved was good -- every flash that I submitted now on was zero bombed, bringing the score from 3x to 2x, but I'm fine with it, as long as they're around 2.7.

3 years on Newgrounds!
300 reviews!

At 5/4/11 02:18 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote: Lawl, I was going to say Gagsy but then he just pops up.

It's a she.

At 8/20/11 06:23 AM, Gagsy wrote: I've been married to my wife ten years today.

That can't be right! 1 day =/= ten years!

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

Banana and lemon rice. It sounds strange, yes, but it tastes wonderful.

I find it a way to get an adequate amount of rest and time wherein my body can repair any wounds I accumulated over the day.

At 8/19/11 03:39 PM, Kishel wrote: I don't think it is an epic film, however, it is one that you can enjoy.

I agree.

At 8/20/11 02:07 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: alright so we all love dat pepperoni pizza ya'know?

I'm a vegetarian, so I can't say for sure whether I like it or not. I've never even tasted it in my whole life.

I watched Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix in theaters.

At 8/20/11 01:32 AM, someone-else wrote: NG is addiction. You don't realize it until your internet gets cut off and you haven't visited the site in more than an hour.

I agree on this issue wholeheartedly. Especially when I got a 11 day ban.

I talked back to a teacher.

Water. It was recycled by the water cycle.
And I'm drinking it right now.

At 8/20/11 01:56 AM, Kanon wrote: Prision. Some draw backs, but the Pros heavily out weigh the cons. No pun intended.

I don't think zombies would be there.
Try a euthanasia site. Or Alcatraz.

At 8/20/11 02:53 AM, HeavyMetalHarlow wrote: He was doing good till that f-350 dually came along. Sad day.

Ah well, I guess it was meant to die. It will reside in racoon heaven.

At 8/20/11 01:09 AM, 111122223138 wrote: These are all hilarious.

Sadly the robotic voices just don't make it funny for me...

B (by SBC)