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At 5/16/14 03:38 AM, Satan wrote: Chat got shut down, Gory got demodded, Gory might hang himself sometime this week because of said demodding, BBS has lost a couple of posters, nothing too noteworthy.

#harsh #rekt
Speaking of chat...

Anim8or, haven't used that program since the last few years.

Jeepers cripes. If OP hadn't posted, y'all wouldn't have raged your hate-boners here.
And to those saying "OP has a mental illness/is creepy/hurr", we might be driving him to insanity with this.

Walk into Wall street carrying a big cellphone jammer, crash the stock market

insert cautionary disclaimer here

You don't.
End.

At 5/14/14 01:47 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

Sour grapes much, Mr. Neanderthal?

More evolved people have minds that make them realize ahimsa is a better practice.

Are you speaking out of your ass here? Milking a cow does not harm it.

His digestive system was a piece of crap that couldn't digest anything; he had tons of diarrhea so it was the equivalent of dumping food in the toilet directly.

At 5/14/14 01:05 AM, finicalprickle wrote: ppl who make 100 thou a year should be taxed to hell

People who make 100 1/1000ths an inch every year should be taxed to hell?
They're not even making an inch per year!

At 5/13/14 09:07 PM, Vnzi wrote: Thank god I got Ubuntu where I get swarms of updates all the time and my computer always stays up to date.

MS supports OSes longer than Ubuntu AFAIK (LTS Ubuntu expires in 2019 === win 7 expiry). Then again, Ubuntu IS free.

XP updates are probably there to calm down the crowd.

The XP update was only there for Internet Explorer 8 which I'm pretty sure no one outside computer illiterates would use. It isn't an OS-wide update; it's a browser update.

At 5/14/14 12:56 AM, Celudoc wrote: Its sad to see it go, but I'm also sad the popular alternative (skype) requires extra account and installation. I refuse on that. The irc seemed nice through lack of account/program setup, but not if its over regulated then it's not worth it. NGCHAT had some regulation but it wasn't really outta hand outside of a couple instances.

WHAT ABOUT NG CHAT+

At 5/13/14 12:48 AM, TheManOnTheGrounds wrote:

At 5/13/14 12:41 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Try to review stuff that has recently passed judgment in the classic portal. I'm sure a lot of those people would appreciate reviews letting them know what they could be doing better. Off to a good start with your reviews. Things I would suggest to do though is paragraphs (new paragraph every 5-6 sentences), have a paragraph of what was good and another of what was bad, check some of my flash game reviews if you want examples of how to improve your reviews.

Thank you for trying to help me it means alot to me and im trying to get up there in the Newgrounds world and its not easy alone thank you for helping me. With love -TheManOnTheGrounds

The Review Request Club (with SCTE3 as the lead I think) reviews games, movies and music on Newgrounds. Usually, people leave requests for their stuff, and you get points (!) for doing as many as you can. If you aren't fazed by the idea of a weekly quota and you think you're a good enough reviewer, you can ask SCTE3 if you can join.

At 5/13/14 12:44 AM, Squidbit wrote: Hey look it's Squidbit does anyone remember me? Probably not.

Hey, it's Squidbit(ch)! I remember you! Glad to know you're not dead!

Now's about the right time for that NG Chat+ that Kenney was dabbling in a long time ago. Seriously, this could become great. It's not IRC (despite how that's better) and it's still viewable by many people (except it currently requires you to PM Kenney for info), but those who've joined in the beginning (quite a few chat users) could access that.
@TomFulp what say this becomes integrated with NG? @Kenney is a p swell guy.
Here's the link for those of you who forgot.

At 5/13/14 05:07 AM, finicalprickle wrote: lol webcam screenshots, logs, your one creepy guy

It's all for archival purposes, trust me.

It's comforting to know that I used the chat for a while before it was pulled. Although, will it be replaced in time for the next Pico Day?
Also, the last chat message posted before it was pulled was this:

2014.05.12 03:24:03 (MykeiXWolfe) it's possible
2014.05.12 03:24:04 (MykeiXWolfe) just
2014.05.12 03:24:05 (MykeiXWolfe) one
2014.05.12 03:24:07 (MykeiXWolfe) simple
2014.05.12 03:24:09 (Zachary) shit i forgot to shake my arizona fruit punch
2014.05.12 03:24:09 (MykeiXWolfe) button

Now might be a good time to go through the old NG Chat logs.

Threads will never theoretically die unless they are locked/deleted. Some whackjob could resurrect a 10 year old thread if it's not locked, and so it's impossible to be a designated thread killer (unless you're a trigger happy mod)

At 5/12/14 09:56 PM, Stevenscar wrote: Do I have it in me to kill a thread?

Oh no you don't

Ah, this thread paid for itself in advance now that the chat's gone again!

Argh, now we shall have to wait for another redesign before we get the new chat.
@TomFulp: If you and/or the other admins make a new chat, will it still be featureless? Will it be mobile friendly?

At 5/9/14 10:07 PM, MSGhero wrote:

At 5/9/14 09:09 PM, Logo wrote: If I take away the gunshot and music, the VA plays fine.

WTF?

Some animators mix their audio into a single big track that lasts the duration of the movie. Doing that also prevents the weird audio desync that flash pro does to large projects.

The flash audio desynce occurred to me before and I've found that changing the compression from "MP3" to "ADPCM" solves the issue.

At 5/12/14 04:58 AM, SubparTony wrote:

At 5/12/14 04:40 AM, Gimmick wrote: Of course
Now go look up some rule 34

It can't get darker than that

Once you experience the darkest of the dark, there's not much that's gonna faze you later.

Of course
Now go look up some rule 34

Turn it up to 11, silly

At 5/11/14 11:47 PM, Deelish wrote: Maybe you can micromanage it like kong does.

I thought Kong was a ripoff of NG, since they copied the Portal system and all.

Ha, you fools, that IS the new NG chat: forever a maintenance page. At least you can still chat on it, even though it doesn't look all that snazzy.

I'd be the only coward to still use windows xp

In before someone says The Room

If I'm a Billionaire...

FTFY

Happy birthday, wolfe! Don't drive and drink.

Remain completely oblivious

Lay off the drugs, OP.