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I'm going to get sick by tomorrow Posted May 26th, 2014 in General

I'm already in the beginning stages of a small infection, where I'm sneezing a lot, producing a lot of mucus out my nose, and my throat feels rough at times (and other times, mucus-y). I've got a test the day after tomorrow, and temperatures overnight may reach 2°C which won't help at all.

So far I'm drinking lukewarm to hot water; if I had any vitamin C tablets, I'd be taking them but I don't have them, so I won't.
Is there anything else I can do to prevent, or at the very least, reduce the duration of my upcoming cold/sickness/whatever? If I sound like a pussy, it's probably because I am but I don't like being sick.

Response to: My favorite food as of now- Posted May 26th, 2014 in General

At 5/25/14 10:21 PM, SansNumbers wrote: I'd probably gain ten pounds after eating ten pounds of it.

You'd eat 10 pounds of it and diarrhea 9 pounds of it

Response to: What is wrong with me? AdviceNeeded Posted May 26th, 2014 in General

At 5/22/14 12:58 PM, CresIsis wrote:
At 5/22/14 05:52 AM, Gimmick wrote: You mentioned that you've helped people get off those drugs; but in the meantime, they didn't do much harm, or did they?
Sure they did.

I stand corrected.

Response to: Scout problem Posted May 25th, 2014 in General

You scouted yourself!?

Response to: Favorite Disney Movie? Posted May 25th, 2014 in General

At 5/25/14 12:43 AM, Urban-Champion wrote: Cillerenda and the glass sock

Cilantro and the glass cock

Response to: There Is No Two-striped Telamonia! Posted May 24th, 2014 in General

At 5/24/14 06:19 PM, Phobotech wrote: but I'm not at the point like he is thinking that the entire Pacific Ocean is a death-trap to Cancerville, thanks to a non-stop leak of Cesium 137 from the multiple melt-down reactors since 2011....

Give him this link. Water's pretty good at blocking radiation, and it's the Pacific Ocean that has radiation in it. Except it probably wouldn't harm people due to 1) the concentration and 2) they're not going to be right near it.

Response to: Most sick jokes you know? Posted May 24th, 2014 in General

This one comes from Shane Vendrell in The Shield. It's a truly sick joke as mentioned by Vic Mackey (Michael Chiklis): (I'm paraphrasing)
"Three explorers are in a forest when they're captured by a tribe. The chief of the tribe gives them a punishment for finding out their settlement / (some other offence) and are given a choice as to what punishment they receive. They can either choose death, or 'chi-chi'.
The first explorer chooses 'chi-chi'. The people in the tribe drag him, rape him and then cut off his balls. He is then let go. The second explorer, visibly frightened and nervous, but at the same time didn't want to die; he also chooses 'chi-chi'. They drag him, rape him as well and cut off his balls, and let him go.
The chieftain then asks the third explorer. He'd rather face death than go through what the first and second explorers went through; he chose 'death'. The chieftain smiles, and then says to him and his people, 'death it is...by chi-chi'"

Response to: There Is No Two-striped Telamonia! Posted May 24th, 2014 in General

Snopes, Wikipedia, The Straight Dope, etcetera etcetera. They're all good sources of information. Facebook is not one of them.

Response to: Why do police hate black people? Posted May 23rd, 2014 in General

Because of this guy here

Response to: what is this picture?!‼!‼! Posted May 23rd, 2014 in General

At 5/23/14 05:38 PM, 24901miles wrote: So, a members of the NASASpaceflight.com forum have spent nearly a month combing through the Raw video bit by bit, manually, flipping digits to recover individual pixels.

Wow, that's pretty awesome of them.

Response to: This Week in NG History... Posted May 23rd, 2014 in NG News

At 5/22/14 07:18 PM, TomFulp wrote: I'm trying not to neglect the kids longer than necessary.

Emphasis on "trying"

Users tend to ignore banners... Posted May 22nd, 2014 in General

...if they look like advertisements. Should advertisements on NG have the same style of other elements on pages? Why, or why not? It may bring about more clicks, but may alienate some users/deceive users. Will it be worth it?

Response to: What is wrong with me? AdviceNeeded Posted May 22nd, 2014 in General

At 5/21/14 04:20 PM, CresIsis wrote:
At 5/21/14 04:16 PM, Gimmick wrote: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co.nz/2011/10/adventures-in-depression.html
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co.nz/2013/05/depression-part-two.html
Really depends on the severity of it. High depression that can lead to suicide requires meds. OP's doesn't probably.
I've never prescribed drugs to any patient, regardless of the severity of their problems. There are a myriad of other ways to help a person overcome their problems without resorting to drugs. All of the people I've worked with have thanked me for it, as I've worked to get people off of those kind of drugs and into being able to live their lives without the need for them, but without their illnesses either. Drugs would be a last resort at best.

Yes I've heard that antidepressants may not work for every patient and that it may take multiple tests to see which one works; but if a person's taking them and they're stopping them from committing suicide/whatever due to their depression, then that helps. It's not at all a permanent solution, but a temporary one. And addressing the root cause usually should work, unless I'm thinking of an extremely simplified version of depression. It's not inherently bad to take drugs, though. Taking only them is bad, yes, but to use an (rather poor) analogy, it's like how HIV may be treated: multiple drugs; here, it might most likely be multiple methods of treatment (i.e. drugs + therapy, etc.)
You mentioned that you've helped people get off those drugs; but in the meantime, they didn't do much harm, or did they?

Response to: What is wrong with me? AdviceNeeded Posted May 21st, 2014 in General

At 5/21/14 12:46 AM, CresIsis wrote:
At 5/21/14 12:40 AM, SephSound wrote: Like what for example? I'm interested in any good advice someone has to offer. I don't take any medication, cause I use natural remedies for any problems I have. So, you don't have to worry about me taking unnecessary medication.
Good. NO medication is even better, I wasn't sure if you had already been diagnosed with anything else. What kind of natural remedies?

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co.nz/2011/10/adventures-in-depression.html
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co.nz/2013/05/depression-part-two.html
Really depends on the severity of it. High depression that can lead to suicide requires meds. OP's doesn't probably.

Response to: How to not get a boner (with GF) Posted May 21st, 2014 in General

At 5/21/14 01:45 PM, JRob wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1360191

I knew this was a duplicate!

Response to: Goodbye Capitalism, Hello Iot Posted May 20th, 2014 in General

At 5/20/14 11:04 PM, exudaz wrote: Good, bad, revolutionary, or just plain fucking stupid?

I say we wait it out and see if it becomes true

Response to: Youtube effed up again Posted May 20th, 2014 in General

At 5/19/14 07:13 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: dailymotion has its uses, being able to watch stuff which youtube takes down. The only real problem with it is their absolutely horrible advert decisions, having to go through multiple adverts each video and sometime they have the chance to reload the page as an advertisement fucking up the video viewing...

Well that's a slippery slope thing. More popularity -> less ads required (most of the times unless owners are greedy); less popularity -> more ads to stay afloat; more people using adblock -> more ads to stay afloat, but screws nonAB users in the process.
And we brought it upon ourselves.

Response to: This guy Posted May 20th, 2014 in General

No, then it'll become a forced meme

Response to: Your username is now a clothing... Posted May 19th, 2014 in General

IDKR

not caps
Response to: Video game addiction Posted May 19th, 2014 in General

At 5/19/14 05:17 AM, Weeaboo wrote:
At 5/19/14 05:13 AM, Kel-chan wrote: It's only addiction when you're doing something other people wish they could doing.
Im reading this over and over and I dont know what are you talking about.

I can't seem to make sense of it either, why would people wish to be eating/sorting cocaine/drugs for those addictions

Response to: What happens in walmart... Posted May 19th, 2014 in General

Why I don't believe this:
1) Daily Mail
2) Attack someone with a crowbar -> racial charge -> life sentence? LIFE SENTENCE??
3) DAILY. MAIL.
You'd think people'd stop reading DM

Response to: Newgrounds vs Kongregate vs ArmourG Posted May 18th, 2014 in General

At 5/18/14 01:52 PM, chuckdries wrote: So my game has been out for a day and I would like to correct myself. Initially, my NG post got a lot more traffic than Kong, but that's changed. As of right now, my KONG post has significantly more traffic. I guess it just takes time? IDK. I published it at like 1:00 local time AZ so maybe most of Kong's userbase is in the americas or something.

Well what'd you expect of a site that was funded and advertised (probably aggressively) by a corporation? Not get more views than NG?

Response to: post butts here Posted May 18th, 2014 in General

Okay.

post butts here

Response to: Chinese Food Posted May 17th, 2014 in General

I've had chow mein noodles before, and I'm probably mentioning the obvious / what should not be said, but I've also had my fair share of ramen too. (And no, fortune cookies don't count as Chinese)

Although I have my head so high up my ass I can't really tell whether I've had any real Chinese food or I've been eating fakes so far.

Response to: What was the best year for NG? Posted May 17th, 2014 in General

2014 or (insert current year), you guys. Sure, the chat went down, but the BBS (general at least) is more active and so much cool stuff is happening right now! And will continue to!

Response to: Free libraries are an awful idea Posted May 17th, 2014 in General

ITT: Politics

Response to: What if there was no age of consent Posted May 16th, 2014 in General

Depends really. If children who haven't hit puberty are having sex, it'd be disturbing, but it wouldn't pose many risks (except for STDs) because there'd be little to no chance of getting pregnant (little because I heard a story of a 5 year old getting pregnant).
Oh and sex would be much less precious than it was, ofc.
Between people who have hit puberty...they stand a high chance of getting pregnant, and on the occasion that they do, they won't realize how big an issue it is.

Response to: Another thread about Newground's ch Posted May 16th, 2014 in General

At 5/16/14 06:17 AM, protoAuthor wrote:
At 5/14/14 10:48 PM, protoAuthor wrote:
At 5/14/14 10:44 PM, koopahermit wrote: my fellow ngers?
Missed a couple letters
Come on, NO ONE fucking got this one? There should be a LITTLE bit of outrage, if I do say so myself.

It's pretty old and overused circa 2003. Also I was banned by FBIpolux for mentioning that in chat at pico day.

Response to: I don't know how to swim. Posted May 16th, 2014 in General

Start by going into a shallow pool and kicking the water with your feet while holding onto a wall. Practice until you have a consistent kick-stroke, and not random flailing around. Get a floating board, or some floating equipment, and paddle with your arms and hands. Lie in the middle of the pool and move your hands down and to your sides, pull back up slowly (with hands angled sideways/palm facing stomach) and repeat. Kick with your feet.

Otherwise, hire an instructor who will teach you how to actually swim. IDK.