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Nice job, you guys.

It's to prevent people like DrunkJoe 420BongBlaze from walking into it and getting high and converting it and the restaurant (and possibly even the Chinese man himself) into a shithole.

At 6/5/14 05:13 PM, Zachary wrote: For those who do not know what a gimmick is: "The character portrayed by a wrestler. Can also be used to refer specifically to the motif or theme evoked by a character, as indicated by their name, costume or other paraphernalia.

This is relevant to my username.

Shave/trim your armpit hair, use some hand sanitizer / antibacterial soap / rubbing alcohol (cheap disinfectant) on them and then put any type of deodorant there, or just use some bar soap. Your armpits will smell good and be clean, in under a few minutes. Also the rubbing alcohol will evaporate in under a minute, so it won't feel wet too long.

Although shaving/trimming your armpit hair WILL make your sweat drip and thus make your armpits feel wet later, so you might want to balance discomfort with less stink there.

Tfw I downloaded steam just for f2p tf2

At 6/5/14 02:03 AM, joshsnoop wrote: It's easy to get access to the black market's, be careful when buying anything and where you bank your bitcoins, always use proxy server's, and the best firewall's you can, never can be to careful.

Use Linux and some firewall and you're good to go!

At 6/5/14 01:39 AM, NGPulp wrote: It's a myth created by news groups trying to cash in on puberty.

Don't believe that shit, go back to Google, like a good citizen.

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM.

At 6/4/14 12:00 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: dominatrixes will tell you that a lot of their clients are wealthy so-called successful

This. I think it's more the rich people who indulge in BD/SM because they may not like being in power (hence delegating it to dominatrixes and being submissive) and things like stress management yadda yadda. But how does that explain kink? BD/SM isn't really so kinky AFAIK unless vanilla's the standard.

omg dumbaaaaaasssssssss
you need to stand on your head first

And whaddya know, OP got his username changed!
R.I.P DesideratumOfficial
Say hello to SteveSyz

I wonder what would have happened if they knew about Cthulu?

At 6/1/14 07:53 PM, Xenomit wrote: Today is my first time using it, I've never looked at any of the features, and it took me 30 seconds to master.

Lmfao

At 6/1/14 11:28 PM, Stevenscar wrote:

At 6/1/14 11:17 PM, ornery wrote: 4K however i feel is fine, it will eventually replace the standard HD stuff.

Definitely. 1080p is leaving; 4K is the future.
Maybe that is a drastic example, but there definitely diminishing returns with 4K video. Marketers would have us believe that our eyes have infinite resolution, but that is not the case. 4K is not yet cheap enough to invest in without considering usage.

And 4K TV will not become mainstream unless the technology for things like bandwidth caps and internet speed also increase massively, because wave goodbye to your bandwidth cap / fast internet if you view even one or two films on 4K TV, streamed from the internet.

At 6/1/14 07:07 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 6/1/14 06:25 AM, Gimmick wrote: He's a cool guy.

What about me?

Am i cool?

I'm cool, right? Right?

Damn you answer me!

If you got a name change, you probably are.

....not

If this were 2004 and I had the mind of a 7 year old, I'd have been very, very jelly of you. But it isn't.
I had 2 packs of Yu-gi-oh cards with me, and I used to play it a lot "back in the days". And I'd have called you either ignorant or a moron since you said you didn't know how to play / duel with it, but then I realized that I used to do the same thing with Pokemon cards and figurines. Had the whole set, didn't do jack with it except throw some discs around and play Yu-gi-oh instead.

I heard there was a PC card game though. You had an option to "scan" your deck into the game, and by scan I mean you enter the little serial numbers near the bottom right corner (of the card or the picture, I forget) and then play with that deck.

At 6/1/14 01:21 PM, drak231 wrote: Bump. Still have to disable adblock everytime I use NG now. Am I the only one having the issue?

Oh BOO HOO I HAVE TO USE ADBLOCK BITCH BITCH WHINE WHINE
seriously are ads that big a problem in first-world country???

At 6/1/14 04:46 PM, MR-DOS wrote:

At 6/1/14 04:39 PM, Gimmick wrote: Sooo.........?

Thoughts on Arch Linux, and/or Linux in general?

Not really since I'm a Microfanboi, sorry.

But I did use Linux once on my school computers. Can't say it was too different from other OSes, at least on the surface. Then again, the "free and open source" software that Linux promotes isn't too appealing to me since it wouldn't seem like there are a lot of things out there for Linux...

If you find out you can use someone for something, you naturally develop a bond with them.

So THAT'S why goryblizzard was demodded!

If you're still in (high)school, try doing as many previous-year papers as you can. It's how I got B to A grades in my previous year. Even more so if they have mark-schemes that tell you where you went wrong or right.

Sooo.........?

At 6/1/14 03:24 AM, mothballs wrote: yeah Wade said once that you only get one username change.

#YOCUO
you only change usernames once

But I remember Tom&Wade changed my username about 3 times, and 1 of them was when Wade was in Google+ hangout, I just casually asked him and he did. He's a cool guy.

Track down the original owner and then return her to them.

Been 'round these parts long enough to recognize this was a joke just by looking at the title.

1) Your Pen Name for Newgrounds (This will be what we call you within our workshops and group conversations)

Gimmick

2) Type of Writing Preferred (Novels, Screenplays, Video Games, all, etc.)

No specific type as of yet. Although I do tend to like writing in the genre sorta-fantasy.

3) Past Experience (List all of your past works whether unpublished or published. *Please note if they have been finished)

Ehhh....a couple of 700-word "chapters" written for my English exam a year ago, but I doubt that's experience. So, none.

4) Your greatest strength and weakness.

I'm pretty weak at things like reviews of things like books/movies/etcetera and English isn't my first language. I also tend to procrastinate a bit ._.

Please quote this line in your reply.

You special snowflake. Congratulations, you know arithmetic! Now try it in base 2. Don't worry, it's not too hard. You'll get there eventually.

At 5/29/14 09:35 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: I work at a furniture store moving shit and I think I pulled every muscle in my body twice this week.

Do you get disability leave

At 5/27/14 12:04 AM, koopahermit wrote: What if George Washington's wig was made up of pubic hares and powdered sperm cells?

sweet jumping jackalopes i didn't know there were hares that lived in the pubic region

I'd need more info. What exactly makes your friends say "He thinks he's all that"? Are you an asshole? Are you just insecure? Are you shy? Are you (inadvertently) a jerk, imposing views, or any dickish move?
Or if you're not doing any of those, get better friends. Remember that quote by R P Feynman:

What do you care what other people think?

assuming their sayings aren't justified

I'd need more info. What exactly makes your friends say "He thinks he's all that"? Are you an asshole? Are you just insecure? Are you shy? Are you (inadvertently) a jerk, imposing views, or any dickish move?
Or if you're not doing any of those, get better friends. Remember that quote by R P Feynman:

What do you care what other people think?

assuming their sayings aren't justified

At 5/26/14 02:50 AM, Xenomit wrote: I don't get why people get tattoos to begin with.

because they want to be a part of tattooine culture