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At 12/29/14 12:37 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:

At 12/29/14 12:01 AM, Kaneda-X wrote:

At 12/28/14 10:58 PM, w00tw00 wrote:

At 12/28/14 09:50 PM, rajNG wrote: rajNG here.

i never understood why older accounts (before 2008) shit post so fucking much.

i don't think you understand the point of these forums then

i don't think

--supergandhi64

I don't

Got a backpack extender from the Gift stuffed stocking. As a super cheapskate who's still f2p, this pleases me.

At 12/26/14 01:56 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 12/26/14 01:04 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 12/26/14 01:02 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: i don't condone overeating, so no. eat healthily, exercise regularly and take care of your body and i mean this in the most offensive way possible

--supergandhi64

Back in the days of yore being fat was a display of wealth, since you could afford food...people definitely did not exercise and eat 'healthily' if they were rich

It's still like that in some places if you are overweight in India you'll have ass than an elephant in more ways than one

Although it's not very common in the urban areas of India or similar countries like Viet Nam, it is present in the rural areas. I guess urban areas are all susceptible to Western ideals of beauty and so on
But one disturbing beauty ideal in india is that fairer = better, that's just racist

At 12/26/14 01:02 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: i don't condone overeating, so no. eat healthily, exercise regularly and take care of your body and i mean this in the most offensive way possible

--supergandhi64

Back in the days of yore being fat was a display of wealth, since you could afford food...people definitely did not exercise and eat 'healthily' if they were rich

People think that "10$" is wrong, but "10¢" is right, so just convert all dollars to cents.
I now have 1000¢, simple!

At 12/25/14 06:47 PM, killerjeff wrote:

At 12/25/14 06:41 PM, Seasons wrote:

At 12/25/14 06:26 PM, killerjeff wrote: Holy fuck.
Does it even matter which side the currency symbol is on? Why does every pseudo-intellectual think that making simple things convoluted makes them come off as profound?

I would argue that you're taking this too seriously, and that your attempt to interpret this as something profound makes you the intellectual.

I have you know I have a Degree in metaphysics and a PHD in human psychology, and I think I know about what goes through the mind of an insecure imbecile that is merely just a small fish in a big lake with a inferior complex that is merely to be covered up with a superiority facade! So how about you back up before you get jacked up, you insignificant pleb, peon!
I have no interest in further replying the local rift raft that has little to no grasp on this situation that is at hand here at this very particular moment.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

At 12/24/14 12:43 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 12/24/14 12:41 AM, Gimmick wrote:

sad_violin.mp3

for those that didn't know, Gimmick is TomFulp's super secret alt account

You know it's true because

1) Tom Fulp is my icon
2) It's on the internet

At 12/24/14 12:56 AM, 24901miles wrote: What precipitated this sudden decision to leave your home?

I'm guessing the caps lock. And possibly the Illuminati.

Hello! I can't tell if you're an alt or novelty account or a legitimate user. I guess only time will tell.

At 12/23/14 06:53 AM, Voltage wrote: Except @Gimmick. Gimmick will fuck you up.

You know me too well bae <3

sad_violin.mp3

<sarcasm>

At 12/19/14 05:57 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/19/14 03:35 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 12/18/14 10:10 PM, BlueMeat wrote: Hello - guess I'm the latest noob here

if you have any questions or concerns about your time here simply contact TheKlown

Him and DoctorStrongbad are one of the most loved people on this site.

</sarcasm>

At 12/18/14 07:05 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

At 12/18/14 06:54 AM, liljim wrote: No, it's not going to be a first person shooter.

What I meant is the game being vaporware.

Is that not what "shelved indefinitely" means

But seriously, this year for me was kinda a rocky one. Moved to a new country in the beginning of the year, and had to move back due to circumstances not in my control, and losing a few friends in the process (it's a good thing the net exists). Now it's become significantly harder for me, deciding which university to go to, having to take entrance exams for it, and stuff like that. Maybe I'll be screwed over soon, but hopefully it's lubricated.

lol

When's the BBS awards coming out, ffs

An Alto from 6 years ago. Second-hand. Can't drive it. lol

Blech, it's bad compared to NG standards. But it's not too bad, objectively. Bland, yes. But I like it.

Too few fedoras 5/5

At 12/15/14 02:06 AM, Cyprus wrote: What's changed? Nothing.... and everything.

Dude you're so deep I can't even see you.

I guess there is really only @Gagsy and @ZeroAsALimit who are (forum) vets.

At 12/14/14 07:31 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 12/14/14 07:13 PM, Zachary wrote: There is no proof it is ISIS and not some other random extremist group

Either way, don't expect them to tip anyone.

Except for fedoras
maximum tipping ensues

When's the chat coming out?

At 12/11/14 02:31 AM, Deshiel wrote: So she and many other girl friends kinda trained me into the modern gentleman I am now and thanks to thier constant reminders I am now much more nice around dem girlies. It is like as if they beat my mother in teaching me how to behave.

that's nice.
Now tip that fedora just one more time

@TomFulp you can decrease the size of the news title, they're not coming here anymore.

At 12/6/14 02:31 PM, RedCoin wrote: It's more than a lack of new users though, there are hardly any of the old users around here these days from back when I was a regular. Where is everyone going? Why?

It's a downhill slope.

Step 1: Users leave due to some change, like growing up, and/or less time, and/or first world problems (HNGGH, ADS GAVE ME DIARRHEA!)
Step 2: Less content and/or users present, so activity dwindles
Step 3: Less activity so less to do, not as popular
Step 4: Catalyses other users' leaving since less activity / not as much exposure
Step 5: goto Step 1, rinse and repeat
Step 6: ????
Step 7: empty husk of a site

If the users just have the patience to stick around, then the site'd prosper. Instead, you get this.

Same for adblock.

Step 1: Adblock
Step 2: Users use adblock
Step 3: Less revenue for site due to adblock
Step 4: Site puts more ads because less revenue and people won't pay (aka., "YARR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE")
Step 5: Users who don't use adblock complain about more ads
Step 6: More users use adblock
Step 7: goto step 4
Step 5.5: Users who use adblock justify using adblock because of the more intrusive ads now required
Step 5.7: you_dense_entitled_motherfuckers.jpg

And worse? The person/people who made adblock get kickbacks from sites so that they can be put on a whitelist; in addition to that, they accept donations from users. Yeah I bet they're rolling in the dough right now, "adblock is for intrusive ads only" moi derriere. The only "winner" here is the entitled consumer and the creator of adblock, fuck em all.

seriously, what point are we that when we like a site we declare "i turned off adblock for this site"????

they're not even that intrusive for most sites

Thanks guy who made adblock, there's a special level of hell reserved* for you.

Okay, seriously, is this like that newbie 'forum jump' thing where people just dropped into a thread to say hello, and never return? Because it sure feels like it, since there are very few users in the BBS at least. GUYS, THERE'S MORE TO THE BBS THAN JUST THIS!

At 12/6/14 12:48 PM, Gagsy wrote: Love it. I forgive you.

<3

best - I don't live in a developed country so no 'early christmas special' bullshit; no music, nothing of the sort; small christian presence so little christmas activity before actual christmas day
worst - I don't live in a developed country, area rife with mosquitoes, and...I actually like the early christmas day bullshit ;_;

At 12/6/14 12:30 PM, Gagsy wrote: Why couldn't you do it like that Gimmick my friend??

Because if a few redditors stayed here, they sure wouldn't understand it if it were written like that.

> numa numa turns 10 years old
> someone links to ng
> tom creates post to, i quote, 'welcome people of reddit'
> redditors arrive
> armed with adblock and a lack of fucks
> they leave
> none of them stay
> they're all like 'this place is dying, why'
> youdensemotherfuckers.jpg
> why am i greentexting on ng

At 12/6/14 08:02 AM, Conal wrote: I remember Numa Numa from when it first circulated, that was amazing.

Also, the title is highlighted when replying to the thread, like:
New reply in "Welcome People of Reddit"

can confirm

Oh wow. I misread the title as "if your #1 fan was shot in front of you" in which case I'd call an ambulance and be a bit sad if I'm not already famous enough.

Well if they were in front of me then it'd be a bit awkward since I'm not used to that sort of attention, but I'd just stand there and fumble for a few moments. If I know them, it'd be a bit easier.

At 12/5/14 02:22 AM, Luxvero wrote: grave digging

so whatever happened, has she cornered you on the street and demanded anal sex? or something

op is kill