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You have choices of 4 different Ipods, so yeah.

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At 11/5/04 07:44 AM, SKS wrote: My second year aniversary of being a registered member on newgrounds. Well I guess I can have a belated party with you guys. 3 WOOTS FOR ME! WOOT WOOT HURRAY WOOT WOOT HURRAY WOOT WOOT HURRAY! Wish I could of made the topic earlier. It was offically yesterday.

u sux

dieplz

kthnxdie.

I'll bring the mints.

Well, lets just leave this between you and me...

This one time I was at a petting zoo...Alright it was last week. But anyway, I was there, right, and you know, havin a blast...Petting the cute little llamas...Than all of a sudden this one poney came over to me. He was being very friendly...One thing lead to another, I saw what he wanted...So I gave it to him.

HE REALLY NEEDED IT. Like you assholes are better than me because you can keep a pony's cock out of your mouth. We developed a friendship over those couple of minutes...I really felt like I got to know him.

I'm not a bad person, right?

Yoko can suck my ass.

I know you told me not to post...But I just have to share! Plus I felt bad for you not being able to post this.

Session Start: Sat Mar 22 17:19:18 2003
Session Ident: gilm0re
<gilm0re> WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<gilm0re> FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER!!!
<Hopliitti> Well hello
<Hopliitti> What is up besides the roof
<gilm0re> The shingles on my roof.
<Hopliitti> really
<gilm0re> Yeah
<Hopliitti> interesting
<gilm0re> I know.
<Hopliitti> ...not really
<gilm0re> Yes it is!
<Hopliitti> ok
<Hopliitti> it is
<Hopliitti> *couch* sucker *cough*
<gilm0re> Told ya.
<Hopliitti> What did u tell
<Hopliitti> i heard nothing
<Hopliitti> storytime
<Hopliitti> oh come on talk to me i didn't hit you THAT hard, did i?
<gilm0re> I told ya my shingles are up...
<gilm0re> Thats what I told.
<gilm0re> You hit me?
<Hopliitti> ok and you know what
<Hopliitti> nevermind
<gilm0re> What do I know?
<Hopliitti> you know that youre messed up now
<gilm0re> Why?
<Hopliitti> Why is the sky
<gilm0re> Why is the sky what?
<Hopliitti> You better stab them in the back before they back you in the stab, man
<gilm0re> o_O
<Hopliitti> told ya
<Hopliitti> youre messed
<gilm0re> I'm not messed...
<gilm0re> I just got out of teh showah.
<Hopliitti> Oh really
<gilm0re> Yeah
<gilm0re> Squeaky clean.
<Hopliitti> Well your mind is fucked up
<gilm0re> I coulda told ya that...
<gilm0re> I'm twisted.
<Hopliitti> i can see
<gilm0re> But enough about my messed/fucked up mind...
<Hopliitti> But i have confused you, haven't i?
<gilm0re> Lets talk about your small dick.
<gilm0re> Not really.
<Hopliitti> My small dick, eh?
<gilm0re> I've heard way more things that boggle the mind.
<gilm0re> So mind boggling, if I told you your brain would it explode!
<Hopliitti> What, you wanna see it
<gilm0re> Sure.
<gilm0re> I'm always up to seeing something funny.
<Hopliitti> Ok im sending the pic right now
<Hopliitti> whats your address
<Hopliitti> AIM or whatever
<Hopliitti> Well your mind is fucked up
<gilm0re> I coulda told ya that...
<gilm0re> I'm twisted.
<Hopliitti> i can see
<gilm0re> But enough about my messed/fucked up mind...
<Hopliitti> But i have confused you, haven't i?
<gilm0re> Lets talk about your small dick.
<gilm0re> Not really.
<Hopliitti> My small dick, eh?
<gilm0re> I've heard way more things that boggle the mind.
<gilm0re> So mind boggling, if I told you your brain would it explode!
<Hopliitti> What, you wanna see it
<gilm0re> Sure.
<gilm0re> I'm always up to seeing something funny.
<Hopliitti> Ok im sending the pic right now
<Hopliitti> whats your address
<Hopliitti> AIM or whatever
<gilm0re> pr0n4me58@hotmail.com
<Hopliitti> yeah right
<gilm0re> Seriously.
<gilm0re> It probably closed due to me not using it in a while though.
<Hopliitti> you know people who ant to talk about my dick and are male scare me
<gilm0re> lets see...
<gilm0re> Good...You should be scared.
<Hopliitti> *Hides in the corner*
<Hopliitti> You know that this all will be published
<gilm0re> There...Reactived my pr0n4me58@hotmail.com account
<gilm0re> How?
<gilm0re> You are on java, you can't cut and paste
<gilm0re> or have logs.
<Hopliitti> oh fuck
<gilm0re> ME on the otherhand, I can.
<gilm0re> pr0n4me58@hotmail.com
<gilm0re> And am.
<gilm0re> heh
<Hopliitti> youre damn right i cant paste this on BBS
<Hopliitti> not fun
<gilm0re> This isn't on a BBS...
<gilm0re> Or this isn't a BBS really...
<gilm0re> Oh
<Hopliitti> i know THIS isn't BS
<gilm0re> nnever mind
<gilm0re> I see what your talkinabout!
<gilm0re> Oh well...
<Hopliitti> ...shit what a dumbass
<gilm0re> You want me to post it for you?
<Hopliitti> Well umm
<Hopliitti> tell me how u can
<gilm0re> I'm on mIRC dumbass.
<Hopliitti> oh ok, dumbass
<Hopliitti> but so am i
<gilm0re> No you aren't...
<Hopliitti> o really
<gilm0re> Yep.
<gilm0re> Hopliitti is java@=RBzj264913.pp.htv.fi * Newgrounds Chat User
<Hopliitti> ok now YOU got ME confused
<gilm0re> Nobody is retarded enough to actually enter java as e-mail/ident, or enter Newgrounds Chat User as their name.
<gilm0re> Fuck head...
<gilm0re> I may sound retarded...But at least I know things!!!
<gilm0re> Hoo ha!
<Hopliitti> ...you ARE retarted
<gilm0re> I know I am.
<gilm0re> I've been told that alot.
<Hopliitti> ...jesus
<gilm0re> You are like number...Umm...billion.
<Hopliitti> for your own good
<Hopliitti> dont post this on bbs
[17:17] * Hopliitti (java@=RBzj264913.pp.htv.fi) has left #ngwar

I don't see how its bad...But I don't see how its good either. If it is in anything I watch I don't mind, I usually fast forward.

I r teh l33t

SSSSSUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKEEEEEEDDDDD.....

i say j00 all must prank call all those numbers....repeadly

At 6/8/01 02:40 PM, MissTwidge wrote: Where are this girl's parents, anyways?
She's too young to be whoring herself out like that.

i am not going to ask where you found that picture...heh

At 6/8/01 01:59 PM, Cally wrote:

At 6/8/01 01:50 PM, gilm0re wrote: This is my little poll i started after somebody sent me a picture of some girl who came onto the chat known as Rosa, let see how many other people it can scare, make puke, or spank off to....

Yikes,how old is she?? With that grey hair,she looks at least 45....lol. Are you wondering at all why her face is covered?
-Cally

She said she is 15....odd enough...

This is my little poll i started after somebody sent me a picture of some girl who came onto the chat known as Rosa, let see how many other people it can scare, make puke, or spank off to....

who cares? you still get the fun of pranking somebody

Now, i dont recommend a lot of things...but i do recommend you prank this idiot, have fun! do it more than once a day! make it a sport if it makes you happy......just dont get too "happy" while doing it....

At 5/10/01 07:53 PM, dude92837 wrote:

At 5/10/01 07:52 PM, gilm0re wrote:

At 5/10/01 07:16 PM, dude92837 wrote: I hope u guys like this! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/frames.php?id=17595 lolololol

Must you say this everywhere? i think anybody cares since nobody but you notices "it"

go away

As j00 say i wrecked your topic, i see nobody else posting...dumbass

At 5/10/01 07:16 PM, dude92837 wrote: I hope u guys like this! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/frames.php?id=17595 lolololol

Must you say this everywhere? i think anybody cares since nobody but you notices "it"

At 5/2/01 09:40 AM, zoro wrote: What the fuck are these? "Do you want this shitty product to remember you passwords so anyone else using computer can pose as you and create havvok.

G4t0r 0wnz j00

At 4/30/01 04:17 PM, EcHo_NY wrote: Well...which do you prefer??

Well, i like both actually. Although i really dont like regular rock, i prefer Heavy/Metal rock more...this is another one of those useless polls in which i hate so much

At 5/2/01 09:44 PM, thisisnotmike wrote:

At 5/2/01 09:33 PM, gilm0re wrote: Are the little fucknuts at the webmaster.com people messing up or something, i cant happen to connect to the network...

The Polish mafia will see to it that they are no longer a problem.

Thank you Polish mafia, will that be $50s and $100s after you finish your job?

Are the little fucknuts at the webmaster.com people messing up or something, i cant happen to connect to the network...

well somebody reads or watches the news, i saw that last night...too bad nobody can do anything about it, Jackass has a disclaimer

How the fuck could a joke placed on the 1st still be messing with people at the 24th? it just shows who the smarter users are, i guess.

if j00 ask me, all the fallout games suck

At 4/24/01 06:02 PM, Dolomite wrote:

At 4/24/01 05:46 PM, traekwon wrote:

At 4/24/01 05:42 PM, Infinity303 wrote: Okay, so Slutmouth was nude? Why torture us with that picture? Why throw it in our faces?

Who's "Slutmouth"?

Slutmouth is a retarded op on NG chat..

uh oh....looks like somebody got kicked out

well, i kick ass above all j00, so i dont need a reason..........heh

At 4/21/01 11:41 PM, mcbill wrote:

At 4/21/01 11:40 PM, gilm0re wrote: If j00 really wanna prove those little bitches are lieing about everything, it is all in this 1 little trick.....call twice

Wouldn't that just be a waste of money?

Well if j00 were dumb enough to call the first time, why not another?

If j00 really wanna prove those little bitches are lieing about everything, it is all in this 1 little trick.....call twice

At 4/21/01 01:22 PM, traekwon wrote:

At 4/21/01 12:25 PM, NuKe929 wrote:

At 4/21/01 12:07 PM, traekwon wrote:

At 4/21/01 10:29 AM, NuKe929 wrote: guess who.

HAHAH.. I'm going to have to put em all on a page later, and make some new ones!

still gay, you're gonna have some competition!

It doesn't have the same mass appeal - yet I find it strangely fascinating.

YESSSSSS up with A Big Black Guy Named Ben!!!!!

At 4/21/01 11:18 PM, Morextremist wrote: Today was probably the worst/best day of my underage drinking years. I was at a resturant called "paradise" or something (mind you i still got a buzz). This stupid waitress spilled hot pasta all over me. My fingers got burnt and my best khakis were ruined. To repent, I drinks on the house for the rest of the night (the service was so slow, I got really hammered) so in conclusion, be in a position to get hot stuff spilled all over you.

hrmmmm....that is pretty good idea, i will try that next time i am at some place like burger king or something, since it is like the most expensive place around me heh